Matthew Simmons

http://matthewjsimmons.com

Matthew Simmons lives in Seattle.

Following up on Blake’s Finnegan’s Wake post, here’s Ulysses as a graphic novel. Prepare to say “holy shit” again, Thomas.

Hey, I think HTML Giant should do its own MFA program ranking. Suggestions for criteria? Biggest party MFA? Cutest instructors? Best team mascot? I’ll start a list!

Youtube teaches me something about writing.

Let’s talk about flat affect in a writer’s tone. But first, let’s watch Beyonce:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g
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Craft Notes / 26 Comments
October 29th, 2009 / 1:56 pm

Man, I sure am loving Mean Week!

happiness hat from Lauren McCarthy on Vimeo.

How about you?

Mean & Technology / Comments Off on Man, I sure am loving Mean Week!
October 29th, 2009 / 1:35 pm

Take That, Mean Week!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUm_SPkxuLo

Random / 8 Comments
October 27th, 2009 / 3:01 pm

I’m going to try to be mean now. It’s not really in my nature, but what the heck. Jonathan Lethem’s new book Chronic City is incredibly good, and Michiko Kakutani’s review is one of her bullshit, contrarian, stroke your hair with the right hand, punch you in the kidneys with the left critiques she seems to pull out for ambitious, talented—and dare I say it—”important” novelists every few books because she has some sort of pit in her psyche she needs to fill with displays of her power over them. (Or maybe she just didn’t like a book I liked, and I’m kind of an asshole. Yeah, probably the second one.)

Mean / 20 Comments
October 26th, 2009 / 2:09 pm

Another kind of innovation?

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How many kinds of innovation are there available to a writer? Quite a few, I think. Here’s something from the first pages of Flann O’Brien’s The Third Policeman:

My mother I can recall perfectly. Her face was always red and sore-looking from bending at the fire; she spent her life making tea to pass the time and singing snatched of old songs to pass the meantime. I knew her well but my father and I were strangers and did not converse much; often indeed when I would be studying in the kitchen at night I could hear him through the thin door to the shop talking there from his seat under the oil lamp for hours on end to Mick the sheepdog. Always it was only the drone of his voice that I heard, never separate bits of words. He was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings. My mother owned a cat but it was a foreign outdoor animal and was rarely seen and my mother never took any notice of it.

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Craft Notes / 4 Comments
October 23rd, 2009 / 4:41 pm

Usedbuyer2.0 Brad Craft (recently published in Fifty Gay and Lesbian Books Everybody Must Read) has a really interesting response to John D’Agata’s book The Lost Origin of the Essay.