lokes in damp 3 hotos

1. Neil from ESPN has been emailing me. And he says, “In short: We’re inviting folks to submit (to sports-themed short stories of up to 3,000 words, and the best story (as picked by me and the editor of Stymie) will run in a future issue of ESPN. Then comes the fame and fortune, naturally.”

If you have a sports story, send it. Deadline is June 1st.

2. I just got an iPhone. Why should writers care? What can I do now besides take notes and commit “Douche baggery in a mesmerizing false flame.”

3. This invisible bookshelf is like emo-in-a-seatbelt badass.

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May 10th, 2010 / 5:03 pm

5 whips and went mads

1. For those who want to get paid sometimes you don’t get paid but you are getting paid. Think like a bulb.

2. Things she is into/not into

3. Fucking A


4. Stymie Magazine is out and all ESPN and shit.

5. Don’t ask a running dog to sit. Editor.

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April 26th, 2010 / 5:53 pm