April 15th, 2009 / 2:11 pm
 Web Hype

Keyhole Lifetime Subscription on Ebay

Um, wow… here’s a rad one:

Keyhole Lifetime Subscription

The starting bid is 99¢

*U.S. bidders only*

Subscription includes all past releases that are still in print and everything we release in the future.


What you’ll get now:


Keyhole 5 (handwritten issue)


Keyhole 6

Questionstruck by William Walsh



Spill by Curtis Crisler


Later this year you’ll get:

  • Phantasmagoria by Thomas Cooper (May)
  • One of These Things Is Not Like the Others by Stephanie Johnson (June)
  • Now Playing by Shellie Zacharia (September)
  • How to Predict the Weather by Aaron Burch (December)
  • Plus 3 new issues of Keyhole, a quarterly, perfect bound journal (May, August, November)

That’s 11 books this year alone

We’re lining up some good stuff for next year too, including William Walsh’s collection of stories, Ampersand, Mass.

And we’ll throw in a free one-year subscription for a friend



I think you’re going to have to fight me for this. Let’s go.

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46 Comments

  1. April 15th, 2009 / 6:15 pm anthony l—

      & 25% of the proceeds are going to a charity that promotes reading.

      excellent! I got 1st bid.

  2. April 15th, 2009 / 2:15 pm anthony l—

      & 25% of the proceeds are going to a charity that promotes reading.

      excellent! I got 1st bid.

  3. April 15th, 2009 / 6:16 pm Blake Butler—

      i just took you down, son

  4. April 15th, 2009 / 2:16 pm Blake Butler—

      i just took you down, son

  5. April 15th, 2009 / 6:24 pm anthony l—

      aw, shucks pawpaw.

  6. April 15th, 2009 / 2:24 pm anthony l—

      aw, shucks pawpaw.

  7. April 15th, 2009 / 2:33 pm pr—

      I have no idea how to use ebay.

  8. April 15th, 2009 / 6:34 pm jereme—

      i just saw this on peter cole’s facebook status thing and thought “woah” like joey from blossom used to say “woah”

      i liked the alcoholic brother better though

  9. April 15th, 2009 / 2:34 pm jereme—

      i just saw this on peter cole’s facebook status thing and thought “woah” like joey from blossom used to say “woah”

      i liked the alcoholic brother better though

  10. April 15th, 2009 / 6:40 pm jereme—

      pr it is not hard you are married to an IT guy.

      ask him. feel the force.

  11. April 15th, 2009 / 2:40 pm jereme—

      pr it is not hard you are married to an IT guy.

      ask him. feel the force.

  12. April 15th, 2009 / 2:49 pm pr—

      I don’t know how to use paypal, either.

  13. April 15th, 2009 / 7:08 pm kelly—

      wow
      what a great deal
      i hope i can win this for my boyfriend, he always needs good reads

  14. April 15th, 2009 / 7:08 pm jereme—

      OH MY FUCKING GAWD PR.

      WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK.

      heh

      trust me you can do it. thousands of retards do it every day.

      you are no retard.

  15. April 15th, 2009 / 3:08 pm kelly—

      wow
      what a great deal
      i hope i can win this for my boyfriend, he always needs good reads

  16. April 15th, 2009 / 3:08 pm jereme—

      OH MY FUCKING GAWD PR.

      WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK.

      heh

      trust me you can do it. thousands of retards do it every day.

      you are no retard.

  17. April 15th, 2009 / 7:09 pm jereme—

      hey kelly you should visit blake butler’s blog and win your boyfriend some good fun reads. they will heat his soul to a bubble.

  18. April 15th, 2009 / 3:09 pm jereme—

      hey kelly you should visit blake butler’s blog and win your boyfriend some good fun reads. they will heat his soul to a bubble.

  19. April 15th, 2009 / 3:10 pm pr—

      i have a lot of issues, jereme. I may not be retarded, but I am fairly crazy.

  20. April 15th, 2009 / 7:12 pm jereme—

      crazy i like.

      crazy == honest.

      crazy == all my clothes cut into 2″x2″ squares because i forgot to say “hey thanks for grabbing me that beer from the fridge” and making you feel valuable.

  21. April 15th, 2009 / 3:12 pm jereme—

      crazy i like.

      crazy == honest.

      crazy == all my clothes cut into 2″x2″ squares because i forgot to say “hey thanks for grabbing me that beer from the fridge” and making you feel valuable.

  22. April 15th, 2009 / 3:16 pm pr—

      speaking of clothes, I dress like a normal person, but for like two years in my twenties i wore the same beige coruduroy suit unitl it died. ah, that was fun.

      i do know how to use amazon one click. i am very proud of myself for that.

  23. April 15th, 2009 / 7:18 pm jereme—

      i would fork my right nut ball to see a pic of a young pr in a beige corduroy suit.

      please. my bday is next month. oh fuck please.

  24. April 15th, 2009 / 3:18 pm jereme—

      i would fork my right nut ball to see a pic of a young pr in a beige corduroy suit.

      please. my bday is next month. oh fuck please.

  25. April 15th, 2009 / 3:27 pm pr—

      I don’t know if I have a picture of me in that suit. Did no one take a picture of me for two years of my life? It is possible. I actually didn’t where that suit to work- it was my liesure suit- I wore it non-stop when not at work. I used to work! Isn’t that a funny thought. I loved that suit. When it died, a part of me died. I still have the ratty remains of the pants part of the suit, which really were just beige levi corduroys- I just can’t throw them out even though they are as thin as kleenex and just sit on a shelf. i stole those corduroys from my friend bob who crashed at my house for a month once and then left a bunch of shit at my house. The corduroys were his favorite and he wanted them back and i said, “fuck you, you piece of fuck” because i was mad at him cause he treated me shitty whilst i was being nice and letting him stay at my house. it took a year, but we then made up. i am the godmother to his son now. i think he was angry about not getting the corduroys back for a long time- maybe he still is- but we made up anyway. i think those corduroys were magical. the jacket part of the suit got lost in a bar. i can’t even think about it. it’s so sad.

  26. April 15th, 2009 / 7:35 pm jereme—

      i want to exist in your mind and eat your thoughts.

      i <3 you

  27. April 15th, 2009 / 3:35 pm jereme—

      i want to exist in your mind and eat your thoughts.

      i <3 you

  28. April 15th, 2009 / 3:40 pm pr—

      I heart you too jereme. i also have never made an emoticon in my life. I like to get them, but the thought of making one myself sends me into a panic.

  29. April 15th, 2009 / 7:41 pm jereme—

      i like when we take perfectly good threads and make them about us.

      don’t panic. punch something.

  30. April 15th, 2009 / 3:41 pm jereme—

      i like when we take perfectly good threads and make them about us.

      don’t panic. punch something.

  31. April 15th, 2009 / 7:42 pm Ken Baumann—

      I’m going to win.

  32. April 15th, 2009 / 3:42 pm Ken Baumann—

      I’m going to win.

  33. April 15th, 2009 / 7:44 pm Blake Butler—

      i had my $$ on you before you even expressed intent to bid

  34. April 15th, 2009 / 3:44 pm pr—

      We’re like mildew, or flies, or something like that that “takes over”- like cancer or rot. Or as tim and eric would say, like the “universe” shoved into a tube so it grows twice as long. 2 times the universe equal tube! Jereme plus pr equal an elongated universe in a tube.
      ah. I feel like death.

  35. April 15th, 2009 / 3:44 pm Blake Butler—

      i had my $$ on you before you even expressed intent to bid

  36. April 15th, 2009 / 7:50 pm Ken Baumann—

      I cooked a big breakfast today. I’m unstoppable.

  37. April 15th, 2009 / 3:50 pm Ken Baumann—

      I cooked a big breakfast today. I’m unstoppable.

  38. April 15th, 2009 / 9:05 pm jereme—

      woah celebrating before the end?

      man i am tempted to start a bidding war just to bring you disappointment.

      i’m a dick.

  39. April 15th, 2009 / 9:05 pm jereme—

      oh man i forgot i can script a bidding bot too and steal it at the very end.

      computer geeks rule the world.

  40. April 15th, 2009 / 5:05 pm jereme—

      woah celebrating before the end?

      man i am tempted to start a bidding war just to bring you disappointment.

      i’m a dick.

  41. April 15th, 2009 / 5:05 pm jereme—

      oh man i forgot i can script a bidding bot too and steal it at the very end.

      computer geeks rule the world.

  42. April 15th, 2009 / 9:07 pm Ken Baumann—

      I want competition. More $$$ for Keyhole.

  43. April 15th, 2009 / 5:07 pm Ken Baumann—

      I want competition. More $$$ for Keyhole.

  44. April 15th, 2009 / 10:11 pm jereme—

      shit i go to a stupid meeting and the thing is up to $305

  45. April 15th, 2009 / 6:11 pm jereme—

      shit i go to a stupid meeting and the thing is up to $305

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