Dear White Race,
One dead white peoples equals how many dead non-white peoples?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
xoxo,
Baby Marie-Antoinette
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— 14 April 2013: 30 children were killed in Syria.
— 15 April 2013: At least 37 people were killed in Iraq.
— 15 April 2013: 3 people were killed in Boston.
The icky white race says:
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Baby Marie-Antoinette’s “Dear White Race” letter was first published 15 April 2013 on the cute literary corporation Bambi Muse.
from the 1900 page suicide note of Mitchell Heisman
It is a test of whether America can be true to itself.
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The first superhuman AI might merge all of the computational power on the internet into its own power, master all of the significant information on the internet, and then reorganize the entire global brain of the internet so that it “wakes up” as the global mind of God.
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From this late biological phase, I count myself as, among other things, genetic replicator, eukaryote, animal, vertebrate, gnathostome, chordate, mammal, primate, ape, Homo sapien, and Jew.
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I took Gilbert’s recording of Bach’s Well Tempered Clavier, eliminated all time gaps between the tracks, and listened repeatedly in a loop.
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But wait a minute. Why am I doing this? Ah, yes, now I remember the punchline:
I’ll try anything once!
(according to Mitchell’s wishes, the website will be ‘kept up as is, free for access for all’)
Life’s kinda cool sometimes…
No, really…
“He enjoys acrobatics and working with computers.”
America is my home.
Other places are not my home, yet.
[vid2 via clusterflock]