“We’ve made the future redundant, and therein lies the danger.” — Gonçalo M. Tavares

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October 18th, 2012 / 12:33 am

Power quote: Seduced By His Touch, by Tracy Anne Warren

Let's just be friends, okay?

Let's just be friends, okay?

She lifted an eyebrow. “You want a truce, do you?”

“Yes, most particularly in the bedroom.” His fingers inched toward the small of her back, pausing to draw clever little circles over a spot where she was extremely sensitive.

Damn him for knowing about that spot, she thought as she arched involuntarily beneath his touch. Her heart hammered, telltale moisture gathering between her thighs.

“It’s not as if we’d be breaking any rules,” he pointed out with husky persuasion. “Quite the contrary, in fact, since our union is sanctioned by the laws of both God and man. So why deny ourselves? Why not enjoy what pleasure we can find?”…

In a devastating move, he stroked his hand over her naked bottom., then slid a pair of fingers deep into her aching core. Her spine arched, instant bliss flooding her system.…

And he was right, she did love it. And she would be devastated if he stopped. But he had to know that already, since her body was quite literally weeping from the ecstacy he’d given her, and was giving her still.

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August 14th, 2009 / 6:07 pm

Boobs Friday:BFF

201136488_19acdbf81c let’s be breast friends forever.

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January 9th, 2009 / 6:03 pm

Elizabeth Ellen

Being sort of old school and timid of new things, I didn’t realize that the internet indie lit scene rocked until I read Elizabeth Ellen. Fucking A.   I didn’t even know who Barry Graham was until I read everything that Elizabeth Ellen has ever published and everyone knows how important Barry is to me.  The clarity of  emotion! The  rawness! Her boobs! I worship her. She makes me a better writer just by having read her stories. And poems. Read her story on Dogzplot right now and tell me that it isn’t one of the bravest, twisted things of beauty that you’ve read. I also like that she’s got a tween, like me and Barry.  I like everything about her and I don’t know her at all!  You can read about her life story though at Michael Kimball’s “write your life story on a postcard” thingy. But really, buy her chapbook, Before You She Was a Pittbull. Then, hang out all day on her author website, clicking away at all of the links. I think she needs to update her website, though, and I would offer to help her with that because I love her so much.

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December 3rd, 2008 / 8:10 pm

BOOBS FRIDAY; Kendra is going as full erections across America



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October 31st, 2008 / 5:45 pm

See? I’m a useful contributor.

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October 24th, 2008 / 4:59 pm

Inspiring Non-Erotic Tits

Um…isn’t it Boobs Friday? Come on people…

As part of Boobs Friday, I thought I might offer a different way to approach my favorite two palindromes: tit and boob. Gentlemen, remove your pacifiers from your mouths and put it somewhere else where it will fit. As for the ladies, I say this: What’s up bra? (Yah Blake, another pun.)

1. Yanni & Hootie and the Blowfish CDs

If there’s one thing less erotic than Yanni, it’s Hootie and the Blowfish. As a general rule, white and black people should not make music together. Often, the result is gray barf. Add to that Kenny G and I’m off to a gelding colony.

2. Venn Diagram

So like, Table A and Table B intersect, forming all hypothetically possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets or mutual population we shall refer to as cut off my balls right now I never want to jizz again.

3. Parasitic Fish Eyes

The sexiest a fish has even gotten for me was sushi, and that’s just because it felt like cunnilingus. She turned Japanese I really think so. As for glaucoma fins over here: love is blind, and so is that fish.

4. Jack Nicholson’s Manboobs

All play and no work makes Jack a fat man.

5. Colliding Planets

There’s a part of me that wishes this would happen to us, if anything, so that Sarah Palin would die. I’d cream my pants over that.

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October 17th, 2008 / 1:00 pm