July 2010

A movie called Predators came out this weekend, involving a species of vicious aliens who drop a bunch of humans onto a “game preserve” jungle planet to hunt them.  On the same day, I published a story called “Predator Bait,” involving shlubby men who try to hook up with young girls on the internet.  I now realize both pieces could be improved by combining them, so that Adrien Brody and Laurence Fishbourne et al have to survive on a hostile jungle planet while fleeing shlubby men who want to molest them.

Just listened to Samuel “Chip” Delaney (of Hogg and Dhalgren) read a long, amiable, detail-rich story about a fellow who likes eat his own excrement and semen.  Feel sort of fatalistic, for some reason.

A Literary Science Fair, Chicago, Tonight

The Chicago Underground Library celebrates the return of the “Science of Obscurity,” featuring new, unpublished, and in-progress works presented as science fair experiments. The night will also feature a public “book launch” via catapult, scientist speed dating, and digital readings to warm your hardened techie heart. Left and right brains come together, print <3s digital, everyone wins when the laws of physics and literature collide.

Join an awesome line up of writers, designers, and publishers as they intricately explain the scientific principles underlying their work, real or imagined. Reading experiments with Jen Karmin! Storigami with Zach Dodson! Distress charts with A D Jameson! Teenage taxonomies with Mairead Case! Curmudgeonly cuttlefish with Libby Walker! Hand-cranked projector mad libs with Two With Water! All participants will also have work for sale.

Special projects from the Society of Furthering Truth (SOFT), The Book Bike, readings from Featherproof Books’ iPhone application TripleQuick, surprise musical guests, video interviews with the CUL crew about your favorite forgotten and under-recognized Chicago publishers and writers, and Scientist Speed Dating! Yes! We said Scientist Speed Dating. You’ll have two minutes to ask real honest-to-goodness scientists any burning questions of your choice like why recycled paper tastes better and how quickly to induce vomiting after consuming The Christmas Sweater.

This event is free and for all ages.

Logistics
Saturday, 10 July 2010, 7–10pm
Jupiter Outpost (1139 W. Fulton Market, Chicago)
Food and drink will be available for sale

Events / 16 Comments
July 10th, 2010 / 4:40 pm

Peter Straub, a few minutes ago (paraphrased from memory): “Literary writers working with a surreal or supernatural concept tend to be content to just describe it in detail.  A genre writer is more likely to feel compelled to turn it into a story, which may succeed brilliantly or fail miserably, but has more potential to be a satisfactory turn.”

Around this time last year, random people told me about Confessions of a Justified Sinner by James Hogg and seemed shocked that I never heard of it, much less read it.  So I bought it and read it, and it’s amazing.  Now the book the universe is telling me about is The Man Who Was Thursday by GK Chesterton.  On the list it goes.

1. At Examiner, an interview with Vanessa Place on L.A., Stein, La Medusa, etc.
2. At Flatmancrooked, an interview with Brian Evenson on nihilism, Kafka, film, etc.

“This Pie Is So Good It Is A Crime (Ode to Twin Peaks)” by MC Chris (not me, some other fellow named Chris)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3IZS2QddAY&feature=player_embedded

ps – This weekend I’m reading John Berryman’s The Dream Songs, making Emeril’s Watermelon Margaritas, and watching Mark Forster’s Quantum of Solace. You?

Music / 10 Comments
July 9th, 2010 / 7:16 pm

Art’s not dead.

Punk Van Gogh image by your friend and mine, Jim Ruland.

Want that on a t-shirt? Beginning tonight at 9pm, you can order it from TeeFury. 24 hours later, a new design will take its place and you will be the only HTML Giant reader/contributor/or commenter without one. And then we will all point at you and laugh. Point and laugh at first, and then possibly talk about you when you leave.

Because we are HTML Giant. And we are totally clique-y. And mean to outsiders. And insular. And hip. Really very hip. It’s rad being us.

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Random / 18 Comments
July 9th, 2010 / 6:43 pm

Today I find myself at Readercon.  Surrounded by ravenous readers of genre literature.  These are my people, or some of them at least.  I love story.  I just got off a panel called “The Unknowable Character” (I think).  John Crowley said, “I don’t mean to channel Rumsfeld, but when it comes to unknowable characters, there are known unknowns and unknown unknowns, and each is useful to a writer.”  (I’m paraphrasing from memory.)

Reviews & Snippets

Yes, Dan Gilbert’s choice of Comic Sans for this open letter deserves the mockery its getting. But, frankly, the quotation marks are far more insipid.

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July 9th, 2010 / 5:40 pm