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Interesting numbers

1. 23

2. 15375

3. 1729

4. 12

5. 48.4 and 1.776 million

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May 19th, 2010 / 2:28 pm

Bad Entertainment

I read good books, listen to good music, but when it comes to TV, the trashier the better. I watch bad reality shows, like MTV/VH1 shit. Well, I used to back when I had a TV. Now, I just have the internet and I don’t care enough to watch that shit online, much less find the Canadian sites (show aren’t quite as easily accessible here as in the States). So come on people, fess up: What are your embarrassing indulgences?

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May 18th, 2010 / 3:21 pm

1st trip 2 the pub

Ok, George Saunders first published in that little Conde Naste magazine out of New York City. But this was (I think) my first publication. They claim to be “Reviews from Rural America.” The last two pages are poems, and this is where I appear, with a little ditty about squirrel hunting. Mimeographed, 10 pages, 3 staples, out of Healdsburg, CA, a Misty Hill Press production. This was 1996. I can find nothing about the publication now, though I did locate a Misty Hill Press, in another California town.

I was/am happy to begin with a stapled together newsletter. There is a sort of ladder (naturally subjective) to these things, and the process of climbing makes one a more serious/less serious (not a contradiction) and humble writer. Possibly. I certainly look back now at the title and have to give a chuckle. I teach a lot of beginning writers, and many, many of them need to understand it’s a hard row to hoe. Not impossible, just hard. Some of them seem to think the writer’s life is a water slide–just chuck yourself down. Wheeeeeeee. I prefer the image of the dirt field. Here’s your seeds and your gardening tool. Start hoeing and pray for rain.

Where were you first published?

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May 18th, 2010 / 10:43 am

Rule of Threes

1. Now you can screw around with magnetic poetry wherever you are.

2. Matt Hart’s new chapbook, The Hours, from Cinematheque Press is sure to be fucking fantastic. No, I haven’t read it yet, but if his other books are any indication…. And look at all their other good stuff.

3. I know Justin posted about Sommer Browning recently. But I want to reiterate: her tweets have been making me laugh for months. Her comic has been killing me since AWP.

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May 17th, 2010 / 10:13 pm

Sixth Mess Section

1. Alone, for one moment. –directions to performers from Erik Satie

2. Lutgardis, mystic. Born at Tongeren in 1182, died at Aywieres in 1246. Lutgardis’s family fobbed her off on a Benedictine nunnery when she was still a girl. In her mid-twenties she decided that she needed a more austere existence and so joined a group of Cistercian nuns near Brussels. There she levitated and dripped blood from her forehead and hair. –Marina Abramovic’s “The Artist is Present” In Another Context

3. “Try going a day without it you’ll miss it Charlie–” –Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule is live

4. The Pharmako trilogy by Dale Pendell is a massive accomplishment, and great to read. You will want them. Look inside.

ADDITION: 5. The hallway of blood scene in The Shining, recreated with CGI. Look up.

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May 17th, 2010 / 8:09 pm

Vice’s “DOs & DON’Ts,” revised by someone who is not high or cool

via Vice [original]

Sorry, sorta annoyed by Vice‘s “Do and Don’t” series, in which urban fashion is qualified under so many layers of kitsch and irony that the DOs often seem provocative for its own sake, and somewhat unbelievable. I try to appreciate this, as some social commentary, far more than the Dos and Don’ts of corporate fashion glossies like Us and People, yet it feels like Vice here is the emperor chasing our image with mirrors, telling us of special fabrics only they can see, until we too see it. Be careful: punk sounds a lot like drunk, and only one can be dissent. Dear people, there’s always a sale at Ross. It’s okay to be invisible.

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May 17th, 2010 / 5:28 pm

2 doads riverged and some bluebirds etc

This photo and caption were inside the elevator of my hotel. Affixed to the actual door. This was Dry Ridge, Kentucky. Dry Ridge sucks. Why? Because it’s dry. Why would a state officially blooomed for bourbon want to populate itself with dry counties? It’s like entering a college coffee shop without hearing some kid discussing free speech or Eric B and Rakim. Like logging onto HTML and not finding flames, hijacked theory, gelatinous shreds of Tao Lin…but I do digress.

I’m all for inscrutability but WTF on this ad? “the path less traveled” (no caps–very hip) is two girls in fake wings walking?

The real concern isn’t the advert. (Is it even? What exactly is it selling? Why is it on the elevator door?) The real botheration is the source material. That fucking poem.

Let’s trod on:

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May 17th, 2010 / 11:57 am

Curse Speech

From Esquire, July 2008 via Clusterflock

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May 13th, 2010 / 10:30 am

HTMLGIANT: Mancandy Represent!

Tentacle-rape anime is so 2000 and late. What’s 3008? Hot Guys Reading Books.

This site posts pictures of men reading.

HTMenL of Summer! Grab some Crisco, lose the shirt and submit!

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May 13th, 2010 / 2:08 am

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May 13th, 2010 / 12:05 am