Reynard Seifert

Reynard lives in Ashland, Oregon, where he is writing a novel and a screenplay sometimes. He teaches English at an alternative school.

Millard & Magoo & You Maybe & Yates & Me I Guess

My mother’s output, starred and pseudonymous, appeared regularly in one of those little, irregular periodicals so limited in readership that they might be called incestuous. Subscription was by invitation only, and contributors would go into a rage over a misplaced comma and brood for days if their poems were understood. All this called for constant and voluminous correspondence between my mother and the editor, about what I never knew, because the whole system was built along the lines of a secret society whose secrets were kept from everybody, including the membership.

– Millard Kaufman, Bowl of Cherries

I used to think this was bold. Now I wonder if it isn’t bitter? Maybe it’s both? Question mark?

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Power Quote & Roundup & Web Hype / 58 Comments
June 29th, 2010 / 10:48 pm

“To Be Natural Is Such A Difficult Pose To Keep Up”

Salvador Dali and Gala Dali (1936)

Blockquotes excerpted from Susan Sontag’s “Notes on Camp,” dedicated to Oscar Wilde.

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Excerpts & Film & Roundup / 50 Comments
June 25th, 2010 / 2:46 pm

So Watson Going To Happen When They Startson Writing The Great American Novel?

Turns out, making time to read the Times was totally worth it, although this article is free online.

Basically, computer scientists have programed a supercomputer named Watson (not yr dad’s supercomputer, a new one – so you can chew on what that means) to interpret English syntax well enough to answer Jeopardy! questions using a shitload of data uploaded from books, magazines, and newspapers (all the stuff we don’t have time to read ((yet))).

While it’s far from perfect, there’s definitely some potential here for the same sort of freakish synapse connections we make when we play with language and such and !

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Excerpts & Technology & Web Hype / 18 Comments
June 23rd, 2010 / 4:47 pm

The Window of Perception Are The Doors To The Soul Or Something

I sort of want to start a band called Girls Looking At Puppies,
it would sound like Arthur Russell playing in a garbage can.

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Mean & Music & Roundup / 11 Comments
June 22nd, 2010 / 6:44 pm

Drunk On That Vintage Kick

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKtEvjoGOs

Some things are inept in their own time. And like a fine wine, they have to age.

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Excerpts & Film & Random / 7 Comments
June 20th, 2010 / 11:55 pm

“Vet’s view: Bull’s win may mean bullfighting is closer to demise” Reynard’s view: USA Today sucks eggs

I am into poetic justice.

In a general way.

Don't worry, this human survived.

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Mean / 20 Comments
June 16th, 2010 / 4:51 pm

BREAKING NEWS ON THE 3D FRONT

You should have gone to graduate school for so that you could make video games,
you dummy. You are such a dummy.

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Mean & Technology & Vicarious MFA & Web Hype / 38 Comments
June 15th, 2010 / 8:11 pm

The Importance of Being Nasty

Earnesty is the best insurance policy when you don’t even have a car like I don’t.

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Music & Web Hype / 26 Comments
June 14th, 2010 / 6:02 pm

Psychedelic Hoo-haha

Like my obsession with Brian Eno, some things never change.

Film & Technology / 17 Comments
June 11th, 2010 / 2:05 pm

This is a map made by an exiled pianist, as a directive to the members of his band. He could not foresee that his musical and topographical instruction should be used backwards. As a cartographer, he was not appreciated in his own country.

What's funnier than Adam Sanblerg?

While trying and failing to embed Peter Greenaway’s hilarious film, A Walk Through H (1978), which is what I actually want you to watch here (so pardon this aside – it’s what I do), I found this 3D walk-through of the Beis Hamikdash in Jerusalem. This is the temple where, in the New Testament, Jesus is said to have prayed and chased merchants away, claiming they were desecrating the temple. The temple in this video. READ MORE >

Excerpts & Film & Random / 23 Comments
June 9th, 2010 / 11:27 pm