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DANIEL BAILEY CONTINUES TO RULE AND BE A TOTALLY HOT DUDE
yesterday i looked at daniel bailey’s blog. you may know daniel bailey as the most up and coming internet poet/totally hot dude on the web. on his blog he said he had finished a collection of poems. so i was like, “prove it man”. he then sent me the collection. it is called EAST CENTRAL INDIANA. i read it. it fucking rules. it rules like when you do a really good job coloring a page in a coloring book. it rules like when you think there is no more pudding in your fridge and then you move aside an old thing of jelly and there is another pudding cup. it rules like when you find a nest of baby birds and the mom isn’t there and you push a fast food straw into each of the baby bird’s skulls and blow air into their skulls until they expand and burst. here is a quote from EAST CENTRAL INDIANA:
“you looked
at the boney gravel as you said it and then you laid down
and made a bone angel and said, ‘it’s finally starting
to feel like winter is over.’ i said, ‘yeah’
and then i looked up at the sky and it wasn’t there“
Tags: daniel bailey, east central indiana, poetry collection
nice post. i like daniel’s stuff a lot.
the collection is really great.
nice post. i like daniel’s stuff a lot.
the collection is really great.
a few times while i was reading it my chest and lower abdomen felt like i was in an airplane and the airplane dropped quickly and then leveled out again.
a few times while i was reading it my chest and lower abdomen felt like i was in an airplane and the airplane dropped quickly and then leveled out again.
dan is one of my favorite poets.
dan is one of my favorite poets.
that picture is actually me when i was 17.
where did you find the picture, sam?
that picture is actually me when i was 17.
where did you find the picture, sam?
that was me. sam hasnt learned to photo his own posts. sam will receive no investigative photography credit, sam has a huge eyelid
that was me. sam hasnt learned to photo his own posts. sam will receive no investigative photography credit, sam has a huge eyelid
oh man, you goofy goober. the old pudding behind the jelly trick. that’ll get you every time.
oh man, you goofy goober. the old pudding behind the jelly trick. that’ll get you every time.
Hello. Great job. This is a great story. Thanks!
Hello. Great job. This is a great story. Thanks!