August 18th, 2010 / 11:58 am
Author Spotlight & Snippets

Christian Lorentzen profiles Tao Lin for the New York Observer, writing in a ‘parody of his style.’ What do you think, did he nail it?

74 Comments

  1. Adam R

      Not hardly, but it was an interesting article.

  2. J. Hayes

      the article is garbage

  3. Rabbit

      Cute that he tried. To the writer: show us more of Lin, show more of anything. I know you were going for bare bones, but to succeed bare bones has to be interesting, funny, familiar.

  4. goner

      That was pretty insufferable. I can’t say I’m a fan of Tao’s writing but a straight-up profile of him would still have been interesting to read.

  5. carl williams

      I smiled once:

      On his lunch break, The Observer visited a friend of his at another office. He told his friend, “I am going to interview Tao Lin tonight.”

      She said, “I don’t know who that is.”

  6. Emily

      The Observer thought, “His handshake is really limp.”

  7. andrew

      it was ok

  8. Lily Hoang

      Funny, though I have to admit: I like Lorentzen more than Lin, so call me biased.

  9. King Kong Bundy

      Outside of HTMLers, does anyone know who he is?

  10. Adam Wilson

      Am I the only one who thought this piece was totally awesome?

  11. mimi

      He didn’t capture Tao’s dry/’random’/off-the-wall humor. As in, for example, “Control was kiddy glue, non-toxic and blue. Though the truth, really, if you wanted it, was that there was no glue, not even kiddy glue.” There wasn’t any of that.

  12. Kevin Biggers

      i wonder if christian lorentzen really liked or really hated michiko kakutani’s review of ‘indecision’. that’s all.

  13. DJ Berndt

      I also thought that part was funny.

  14. ael

      I thought it was pretty great, but I didn’t read the whole thing.

  15. lincoln

      i ‘thought’ it was good.

  16. Emily

      i’ma put some Ds on that b!tch

  17. Sean

      It was like I had to keep reading it just to see how bad the writing would get.

      Where were the “quotes” Sean wondered.

      Sean thought, This is bad. This is not definitive.

      Sean thought, This isn’t like Tao Lin. Where are the dolphins or someone bartering in their mind over tofu lattes?

      Sean thought, “Why did he announce he was mimicking Tao’s style?”

      Sean drank a beer.

  18. deadgod

      When I reached the last sentence of the profile, I skipped the space right before it and read it, which pelter completed the profile. This observer persists incompletely.

  19. Igor

      i thought it was ‘good’

  20. carl williams

      ha ha, yeah there’s that

  21. James Yeh

      To me, this read less like a straight-up mimicking and more like a compromise between Tao’s flattened, “concrete-things only” voice and Christian’s desire to actually try to tell us something about Tao and Tao’s writing, explicitly and critically. I thought the way Christian went about doing it was a pretty ingenious move. By using the “The Observer thought” structure as a jumping-off point, Christian manages to drop some pretty heady (and succinct) insight into Tao’s writing. Of course, at the same time, these are the points where the voice breaks Tao mimicry and becomes something else, less Tao and more Christian.

      Two main things seemed different, stylistically, between this article and Tao’s writing. I feel like, to really nail the Tao voice, you’d have to use a somewhat “normal” first name, like “Dan,” or “Corey” or a celebrity full name like “Haley Joel Osment,” as opposed to “The Observer,” which felt, to me, like a hiccup in its formality and italics. Also, I feel like Tao almost always writes dialogue in the form of quote followed by attribution (i.e. “‘I’m only happy when I’m sad,’ said the singer of the band Garbage” as opposed to “The Singer of the band Garbage said, ‘I’m only happy when…'”)

      The best parts of this article, for me, happened were when Christian’s desire to say something insightful about Tao fit within the constraints of the Tao-voice, where something funny and unexpected happens at the same time as we learn something about Tao, about Christian, and about the world we live in. Like when he talks about Tao having a really limp handshake (which he does) or this part:

      “The Observer’s editor picked up Tao Lin’s first book of poems, you are a little bit happier than I am, from The Observer’s desk and started reading it. ‘This is really bad,’ he said.”

      This last moment, in particular, seemed to really depict the way the world, particularly the “lit world,” views Tao’s stuff, and perhaps even existence, in general. It’s like, “Nobody else out there gets him, except the few of us, here, online or uncomfortable in some strange social situation, thinking and talking about him while staring at computer screens, feeling vaguely disconnected, confused and/or calm.”

      Christian’s depictions of these kinds of moments seemed instinctual, almost accidental — and yet, the way they happen is not through accident, but, as I would like to believe, through a common understanding and sensitivity to words and to the world at large.

      I enjoyed this a lot, actually, despite not really thinking the voice was right on. Christian brings a lot of insight into Tao’s writing and I feel like I learned things by reading it and thinking about it and trying to articulate what I thought.

  22. tao

      i like it a lot, think it’s ‘very funny’

  23. Jordan

      Nobody has compared Tao Lin to Hal Sirowitz, google said.

  24. James Yeh

      *Side-note: I’m aware the actual line to the Garbage song is “I’m only happy when it rains,” but what I accidentally typed, at first, was “I’m only happy when I’m sad.” Thinking about the two of them, it just seemed better, “I’m only happy when I’m sad.”

  25. Rabbit
  26. Adam Robinson

      Not hardly, but it was an interesting article.

  27. J. Hayes

      the article is garbage

  28. Rabbit

      Cute that he tried. To the writer: show us more of Lin, show more of anything. I know you were going for bare bones, but to succeed bare bones has to be interesting, funny, familiar.

  29. goner

      That was pretty insufferable. I can’t say I’m a fan of Tao’s writing but a straight-up profile of him would still have been interesting to read.

  30. carl williams

      I smiled once:

      On his lunch break, The Observer visited a friend of his at another office. He told his friend, “I am going to interview Tao Lin tonight.”

      She said, “I don’t know who that is.”

  31. Em

      The Observer thought, “His handshake is really limp.”

  32. andrew

      it was ok

  33. jesusangelgarcia

      I liked it, too. I especially liked the transitions (or lack thereof) between lines/scenes/thoughts. I felt like I was there, in the corner, videocam in one hand, an IPA in the other.

  34. jesusangelgarcia

      well said.

  35. lily hoang

      Funny, though I have to admit: I like Lorentzen more than Lin, so call me biased.

  36. King Kong Bundy

      Outside of HTMLers, does anyone know who he is?

  37. Adam Wilson

      Am I the only one who thought this piece was totally awesome?

  38. mimi

      He didn’t capture Tao’s dry/’random’/off-the-wall humor. As in, for example, “Control was kiddy glue, non-toxic and blue. Though the truth, really, if you wanted it, was that there was no glue, not even kiddy glue.” There wasn’t any of that.

  39. Kevin Biggers

      i wonder if christian lorentzen really liked or really hated michiko kakutani’s review of ‘indecision’. that’s all.

  40. Marcos

      I agree with mimi and Sean: the reviewer didn’t really seem to capture the off-the-wall comments/eccentricity of Tao Lin, and he totally dropped the ball on the ‘quotes.’ He sort of approximated the stiffness of the prose, but not in a way that communicated its disconnection. Plus there isn’t enough mention of current fad culture and technology, and how that pertains to the daily life of the people involved.

      What he did do, though, which so many other people who write about Tao Lin fail to do, is actually meet Tao in person. I know it’s a bit old-school to actually meet the person your profiling, instead of just gmail chatting them or something, but the fact that he met Tao face to face resulted in his article having a few interesting details–like the limp handshake and the way Tao ate his food–that gave me a little more of an idea of who Tao is than what I’ve read before.

      I also liked that the writer included first-impressions of Tao’s writing from people who had no knowledge of Tao Lin, like when the editor picked up the Tao’s first book, read a little, and said ‘this is really bad.’

  41. DJ Berndt

      I also thought that part was funny.

  42. ael

      I thought it was pretty great, but I didn’t read the whole thing.

  43. lincoln

      i ‘thought’ it was good.

  44. Em

      i’ma put some Ds on that b!tch

  45. Sean

      It was like I had to keep reading it just to see how bad the writing would get.

      Where were the “quotes” Sean wondered.

      Sean thought, This is bad. This is not definitive.

      Sean thought, This isn’t like Tao Lin. Where are the dolphins or someone bartering in their mind over tofu lattes?

      Sean thought, “Why did he announce he was mimicking Tao’s style?”

      Sean drank a beer.

  46. deadgod

      When I reached the last sentence of the profile, I skipped the space right before it and read it, which pelter completed the profile. This observer persists incompletely.

  47. Igor

      i thought it was ‘good’

  48. Donald

      They sell, or have sold, his books in American Apparel. Maybe Urban Outfitters, too(?). NYLON have done at least one feature on him / Muumuu House.

      The answer to your question is ‘yes’.

  49. carl williams

      ha ha, yeah there’s that

  50. James Yeh

      To me, this read less like a straight-up mimicking and more like a compromise between Tao’s flattened, “concrete-things only” voice and Christian’s desire to actually try to tell us something about Tao and Tao’s writing, explicitly and critically. I thought the way Christian went about doing it was a pretty ingenious move. By using the “The Observer thought” structure as a jumping-off point, Christian manages to drop some pretty heady (and succinct) insight into Tao’s writing. Of course, at the same time, these are the points where the voice breaks Tao mimicry and becomes something else, less Tao and more Christian.

      Two main things seemed different, stylistically, between this article and Tao’s writing. I feel like, to really nail the Tao voice, you’d have to use a somewhat “normal” first name, like “Dan,” or “Corey” or a celebrity full name like “Haley Joel Osment,” as opposed to “The Observer,” which felt, to me, like a hiccup in its formality and italics. Also, I feel like Tao almost always writes dialogue in the form of quote followed by attribution (i.e. “‘I’m only happy when I’m sad,’ said the singer of the band Garbage” as opposed to “The Singer of the band Garbage said, ‘I’m only happy when…'”)

      The best parts of this article, for me, happened were when Christian’s desire to say something insightful about Tao fit within the constraints of the Tao-voice, where something funny and unexpected happens at the same time as we learn something about Tao, about Christian, and about the world we live in. Like when he talks about Tao having a really limp handshake (which he does) or this part:

      “The Observer’s editor picked up Tao Lin’s first book of poems, you are a little bit happier than I am, from The Observer’s desk and started reading it. ‘This is really bad,’ he said.”

      This last moment, in particular, seemed to really depict the way the world, particularly the “lit world,” views Tao’s stuff, and perhaps even existence, in general. It’s like, “Nobody else out there gets him, except the few of us, here, online or uncomfortable in some strange social situation, thinking and talking about him while staring at computer screens, feeling vaguely disconnected, confused and/or calm.”

      Christian’s depictions of these kinds of moments seemed instinctual, almost accidental — and yet, the way they happen is not through accident, but, as I would like to believe, through a common understanding and sensitivity to words and to the world at large.

      I enjoyed this a lot, actually, despite not really thinking the voice was right on. Christian brings a lot of insight into Tao’s writing and I feel like I learned things by reading it and thinking about it and trying to articulate what I thought.

  51. tao lin

      i like it a lot, think it’s ‘very funny’

  52. rahhaha

      I am only aware of this site because of Tao Lin…

      I N C E P T I O N

  53. Jordan

      Nobody has compared Tao Lin to Hal Sirowitz, google said.

  54. James Yeh

      *Side-note: I’m aware the actual line to the Garbage song is “I’m only happy when it rains,” but what I accidentally typed, at first, was “I’m only happy when I’m sad.” Thinking about the two of them, it just seemed better, “I’m only happy when I’m sad.”

  55. Rabbit
  56. jesusangelgarcia

      I liked it, too. I especially liked the transitions (or lack thereof) between lines/scenes/thoughts. I felt like I was there, in the corner, videocam in one hand, an IPA in the other.

  57. jesusangelgarcia

      well said.

  58. Marcos

      I agree with mimi and Sean: the reviewer didn’t really seem to capture the off-the-wall comments/eccentricity of Tao Lin, and he totally dropped the ball on the ‘quotes.’ He sort of approximated the stiffness of the prose, but not in a way that communicated its disconnection. Plus there isn’t enough mention of current fad culture and technology, and how that pertains to the daily life of the people involved.

      What he did do, though, which so many other people who write about Tao Lin fail to do, is actually meet Tao in person. I know it’s a bit old-school to actually meet the person your profiling, instead of just gmail chatting them or something, but the fact that he met Tao face to face resulted in his article having a few interesting details–like the limp handshake and the way Tao ate his food–that gave me a little more of an idea of who Tao is than what I’ve read before.

      I also liked that the writer included first-impressions of Tao’s writing from people who had no knowledge of Tao Lin, like when the editor picked up the Tao’s first book, read a little, and said ‘this is really bad.’

  59. People From Mars

      I found myself asking: who gives a shit?

  60. elaine

      i didn’t like it..wasn’t very informative. except i previously thought that tao was a vegan and now i know he is not.

  61. Donald

      They sell, or have sold, his books in American Apparel. Maybe Urban Outfitters, too(?). NYLON have done at least one feature on him / Muumuu House.

      The answer to your question is ‘yes’.

  62. rahhaha

      I am only aware of this site because of Tao Lin…

      I N C E P T I O N

  63. People From Mars

      I found myself asking: who gives a shit?

  64. elaine

      i didn’t like it..wasn’t very informative. except i previously thought that tao was a vegan and now i know he is not.

  65. Ben

      that article was totally tao lin, really really good, people definately read tao lin just because of they like flat, literal descriptions of things. that and words like ‘vegan’ and ‘organic’. as long as tao’s writing is flat and literal its the best, but when he writes ‘organic’ or ‘kale’ or ‘[other slightly obscure ‘healthy’ food or tangential reference to hipster culture like ‘american apparel’]’ i really loose my shit. really wish he would just stop all this bullshit like trying to figure out how to live a ‘satisfying’ existence without denying existential crises, or authentic representations of emotions and relationships as they occur to him as an individual human being, or humor, really don’t feel like they do anything for his writing, seems like quotes and concrete reality and lettuce is the best.

  66. zusya17

      i’m bored so i’m going to write that i thought this article was more readable than anything of tao’s i’ve ever read. good bye.

  67. Ben

      that article was totally tao lin, really really good, people definately read tao lin just because of they like flat, literal descriptions of things. that and words like ‘vegan’ and ‘organic’. as long as tao’s writing is flat and literal its the best, but when he writes ‘organic’ or ‘kale’ or ‘[other slightly obscure ‘healthy’ food or tangential reference to hipster culture like ‘american apparel’]’ i really loose my shit. really wish he would just stop all this bullshit like trying to figure out how to live a ‘satisfying’ existence without denying existential crises, or authentic representations of emotions and relationships as they occur to him as an individual human being, or humor, really don’t feel like they do anything for his writing, seems like quotes and concrete reality and lettuce is the best.

  68. Steven Augustine

      disaffected consumer writing for disaffected consumers about disaffected consumers consuming disaffected-consumer-culture, in a disaffected style… you don’t find that all-consuming, Zus?

  69. Steven Augustine

      disaffected consumer writing for disaffected consumers about disaffected consumers consuming disaffected-consumer-culture, in a disaffected style… you don’t find that all-consuming, Zus?

  70. zusya17

      you just gave me consumption. blegh.

  71. Steven Augustine

      woof

  72. Steven Augustine

      woof

  73. Gilders

      I’m pretty sure pretty much everyone knows who he is. He probably should’ve been in the 20 under 40, but you know how these things are. C.F. his piece in Canteen, which explains things better than I ever could, obviously.

  74. Gilders

      I’m pretty sure pretty much everyone knows who he is. He probably should’ve been in the 20 under 40, but you know how these things are. C.F. his piece in Canteen, which explains things better than I ever could, obviously.