My name has never sounded sexier.
Dead ringer.
I’m not sure how many people know this already, but “Justin Taylor” is–among other things–also the name of a fictional character from the now-defunct TV show Queer as Folk. What’s NOT defunct is the stream of fan-fiction concerning Justin’s relationship with Brian Kinney. There’s tons of it being produced and published, almost entirely on Livejournal. Often times they move the characters into new environments/situations/worlds, such as a sci-fi-ish future or else, as in today’s offering, a high school that’s also somehow “like Muppet Babies.” In the grand tradition of slashfiction, all of this *ahem* literature is known by the collective title of Brian/Justin fiction, or, simply–and perfectly, am I right?–BJ fic. How do I know all this? Uh, own-name Google alert–anybody? Here’s an extract from chapter two of QAF Babies (click anywhere to get swept away to QAFland):
I smile. “Justin. Justin Taylor.”
He repeats slowly, “Justin Taylor.” My name has never sounded sexier.
In response, he asks playfully, “Why shouldn’t I take home ec? Where else will I learn how to cook my man a hearty meal, balance his checkbook, care for all our adopted babies, and darn his socks?”
I stare at him blankly. After a minute or two, he chuckles. “Maybe I just want to ogle your hot ass as you bend over to put cookies in the oven…”
Tags: fanfiction, Justin Taylor, Queer as Folk
oh man i thought you knew justin?
i didn’t mention it because it seemed obvious and easy.
oh man i thought you knew justin?
i didn’t mention it because it seemed obvious and easy.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
I don’t really understand QAF slash fiction. The whole point of slash fiction is to “Queer” straight characters.
This is like… duh. Why don’t we just watch the show? They already fuck.
I don’t really understand QAF slash fiction. The whole point of slash fiction is to “Queer” straight characters.
This is like… duh. Why don’t we just watch the show? They already fuck.
Yeah, but not in outer-space high school. Or whatever.
Yeah, but not in outer-space high school. Or whatever.
has anyone thought about doing a cut-up poetry book of bad fanfic?
justin, you should do a poem or two about yourself.
has anyone thought about doing a cut-up poetry book of bad fanfic?
justin, you should do a poem or two about yourself.
haha
i am totally writing one of these about you
haha
i am totally writing one of these about you
I’m offended you neglected to credit me with the dubious honor that “um, do you know you’re the hot twink on Queer as Folk?” is the very first thing I said to you upon our introduction.
I’m offended you neglected to credit me with the dubious honor that “um, do you know you’re the hot twink on Queer as Folk?” is the very first thing I said to you upon our introduction.
HAHAHA “hot twink”
oh man that is funny
justin do you know what a twink is? i’ll explain if not.
i would be considered a “bear”.
HAHAHA “hot twink”
oh man that is funny
justin do you know what a twink is? i’ll explain if not.
i would be considered a “bear”.