Author Spotlight
Tony O’Neill is a Writer I’d Like to Fuck
Sometimes, when I read a man’s book, it makes me have sexual fantasies about him. Now, Bukowski had full-on groupies, as did Mailer and -well, countless others — so I know I am not alone with these feelings. The most recent man who inspired “I want to fuck you” in me, was Tony O’Neill. Tony O’Neill has written two novels, Digging The Vein, which I mentioned in my Contemporary Press post, and the recently released, Down And Out On Murder Mile. Digging the Vein is about being a junkie in Los Angeles and Down and Out On Murder Mile is about being a junkie in London. Both books are extremely unsentimental accounts of Tony’s love affair with smack and love moments with cocaine. They are terrific reads. He also has poetry scattered throughout the internet that I like and has published a book of them with Social Disease Books. He just has this wonderful no bullshit quality to his writing that makes me think I’d like to get drunk with him and then fuck.
Also, I think he’s really cute, with those big brown puppy dog eyes and pale skin and uncircumcised penis. Now, I haven’t seen his penis- yet! –but he’s English and those dudes are usually intact. He also co-wrote this amazing book called Hero of the Underground with Jason Peter, about Peter’s life as a football player and drug addict. I fell really hard for Jason Peter, which temporarily derailed my love for Tony. Getting banged by some huge super muscled, hard partying linebacker for the NFL? I spent many a night imagining that I was one of his coked out hookers and I even briefly stalked him on the web. (At least I didn’t go to Nebraska, where Peter lives! Phew!)
But back to Tony. Now, Tony doesn’t live in Nebraska, he lives in Brooklyn, like me. Tony is married to a very lovely woman-I’ve seen photos-and he is very in love with her and writes about her in Down and Out On Murder Mile. Here is a great section discussing his love for her:
“Vanessa’s breath is sharp, cutting through the still of the bedroom like glass as we have sex again. And again. And again. Her nipples are hard and I am biting at them, and I slide my cock in and out of her. Her pupils contract, locked on mine; in a flash of electric skin I reach down, rest my hands on her ass cheeks, pulling them apart, and they are slick with cum. We have been dropping pills and having sex constantly for which seems like glorious eternity. With my forefinger, I rub the wetness into her asshole and withdraw my prick, repositioning, and gently ease myself into her ass instead. Her breathe quickens, sharpens, then settles back into its rythmn as she reaches to her side and retrieves the vibrator, sliding it into her pussy. As I find myself all of the way in, I can feel–through my own prick–the vibrating rubber cock inside of her, parallel to my own, as we fuck ourselves into ritualized oblivion.”
That’s hot, right? Dude puts it in the back door (there’s also nice pussy eating references..yeah)! My kind of guy. And has an English accent? And writes poetry and has a real book deal? Anyway, Tony, if you are out there, do you know the saying, “show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man sick of fucking her”? If you are sufffering from this common phenomen, come on over and get yourself some strange!
Tags: down and out on murder mile, hero of the underground, tony o'neill
the problem with bukowski is, the only proof of his groupies, was his word.
but you are right, nonetheless. this is a good feature. one which i’d like to see here quite often.
the problem with bukowski is, the only proof of his groupies, was his word.
but you are right, nonetheless. this is a good feature. one which i’d like to see here quite often.
I knew people who stalked Buk. I was not one of them, although I love his novels. He just wasn’t my type. Henry Miller I think got lots of tail, too. Colette? For years, I had a thing for Philip Roth and that ended up with me getting him to write me back once! I love to love my heros.
and thanks barry, for reading my piece.
ok. cool. i am using you as a source if im ever in the situation socially. i will say. no, you are wrong, buk has real stalkers…….
same thing with henry miller, i dont doubt he got ass, but you never know which of his stories are full of shit, they get so ridiculous.
im reading a philip roth novel now. im almost done. its ok, i think.
ok. cool. i am using you as a source if im ever in the situation socially. i will say. no, you are wrong, buk has real stalkers…….
same thing with henry miller, i dont doubt he got ass, but you never know which of his stories are full of shit, they get so ridiculous.
im reading a philip roth novel now. im almost done. its ok, i think.
my understanding of buk is that lots of chicks threw themselves at him but he usually had a ladyfriend taking care of him who kept the chicks off of him for the most part.
I had this crazy obsession with Roth. My favorite books of his are Sabbath’s Theater, the Zuckerman Bound Trilogy, The Counterlife and American Pastoral. I read a bunch of his stuff twice. I wrote him. Sigh. Then I did the dumbest thing which was read his ex-wife’s account of being married to him called “In A Doll’s House?- i think- and man, that was the end of my love affair in my mind for Roth. But I still love his work. I just no longer want to go have relations with him.
i dunno if i would fuck tony.
i think i would rather be locked in a room together with a big bag of opiates and play ”who falls off the wagon first’
his writing is bitter sweet and (at times) dangerous.
i dunno if i would fuck tony.
i think i would rather be locked in a room together with a big bag of opiates and play ”who falls off the wagon first’
his writing is bitter sweet and (at times) dangerous.
barry,
haven’t you seen that one documentary where some of the women were interviewed? that cunt patches obrien is real.
i’ve seen video of them together.
buk was the first to admit ‘i’m the hero of my own shit’. he self-aggrandized but i don’t think he was a liar.
barry,
haven’t you seen that one documentary where some of the women were interviewed? that cunt patches obrien is real.
i’ve seen video of them together.
buk was the first to admit ‘i’m the hero of my own shit’. he self-aggrandized but i don’t think he was a liar.
JJereme- glad you like Tony’s writing. He had a blog for a while but then he took it down? That made me sad.
yeah, i dont think he was a liar either, he just stretched everything so far.
ive never seen a buk documentary. i’ve seen interview clips with some of his women on it.
yeah, i dont think he was a liar either, he just stretched everything so far.
ive never seen a buk documentary. i’ve seen interview clips with some of his women on it.
i saw a buk doc in the theater when it came out. it was heartbreaking.
barry,
check out ‘born into this’ if you get a chance.
barry,
check out ‘born into this’ if you get a chance.
peee are,
did he have a blog? when was this?
peee are,
did he have a blog? when was this?
yeah, that’s the documentary. It was sad but also, he had a good life, too. He was loved. He just was a haunted man, but so are many of us.
He did. I think it was downandoutonmurdermile.blogspot- he was funny about it. he was adverse to the idea of it because he thought the word “blog” was such an ugly word! Ha. I have to agree with him on that. But i really enjoyed it- lots of pics, some news, his rants about the war on drugs and so on- then-poof- it disappeared.
Did you read Hero of the Underground? Man, that book was so great. Especially if you are a football fan.
pr,
no i have not.
i stopped reading most ‘drug’ literature/biographies. part of me wants to regress back to a full blown fuck up. the self destructive part who realizes life is meaningless agony and turmoil. the part who really wants to give up and feel euphoric.
i used to take 6-8 80mg oxycontins in one sitting.
i fucked up so many things because of opiates. sigh.
part of me wants to go score and do them right now.
pr,
no i have not.
i stopped reading most ‘drug’ literature/biographies. part of me wants to regress back to a full blown fuck up. the self destructive part who realizes life is meaningless agony and turmoil. the part who really wants to give up and feel euphoric.
i used to take 6-8 80mg oxycontins in one sitting.
i fucked up so many things because of opiates. sigh.
part of me wants to go score and do them right now.
Jereme- every day on this planet is a mysterious gift- treasure it my friend. It’s hard to, I know –people are assholes, life IS hard–and I do think it’s just a strong part of human nature to get fucked up- witness the butt hash phenomena- that says pretty much everything you need to know about who we are, we humans.
Anyway, you have to stick around for ME Jereme! Like Tony keeps it together for Vanessa—You make me happy.
Jereme- come to brooklyn, i’ll cook you dinner. Really. I wish you could. We could make that mold of my vagina you talked about.
pr,
i am not very social. my internet presence is 1000x more social than real life.
i’m usually the sad guy sitting alone watching the people walk at the park.
maybe one day we will meet. who the fuck knows. i’m like snyder and take this shit one day at a time.
pr,
i am not very social. my internet presence is 1000x more social than real life.
i’m usually the sad guy sitting alone watching the people walk at the park.
maybe one day we will meet. who the fuck knows. i’m like snyder and take this shit one day at a time.
Jereme- sometimes I order fresh direct to deliver me food and don’t leave the house for four days. I have panic attacks in social situations with great regularity.
Just having warm thoughts for you- letiting you know you are loved and appreciated.
“part of me wants to go score and do them right now.”
amen brotha.
i fight the urge every now and then to just say fuck it and live under the boardwalk in ac and drop ten strips of acid until my brain melts and oozes into the atlantic
“part of me wants to go score and do them right now.”
amen brotha.
i fight the urge every now and then to just say fuck it and live under the boardwalk in ac and drop ten strips of acid until my brain melts and oozes into the atlantic
fucking social anxiety.
i blame our parents pr.
you are loved and appreciated too.
fucking social anxiety.
i blame our parents pr.
you are loved and appreciated too.
barry,
huxley-esque.
barry,
huxley-esque.
PR, please make ‘writer’s I’d like to fuck’ a regular piece. I’m bumping Tony up my reading list purely based on your lust.
PR, please make ‘writer’s I’d like to fuck’ a regular piece. I’m bumping Tony up my reading list purely based on your lust.
ani,
i believe it has been made a regular thing.
ani,
i believe it has been made a regular thing.
i want to fuck ani smith
i want to fuck ani smith
ani- so glad you are interested in Tony! And yes, this will be a new regular column.
Jereme, good. Fucking is good.
Right, Barry?
PR, I think we have a few writers in common, from what I’ve read of your tastes lately … hmm, threesomes? wink,wink
Jereme, good. Fucking is good.
Right, Barry?
PR, I think we have a few writers in common, from what I’ve read of your tastes lately … hmm, threesomes? wink,wink
Ani! I love it…you rock, girl.
did somebody say threesomes?
pr- this is rad. can’t wait to read more of these
did somebody say threesomes?
pr- this is rad. can’t wait to read more of these
For the latest and hottest Tony O’Neill pics, go here: http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/the-new-regime-n-frank-daniels-and-tony-oneill/5312
For the latest and hottest Tony O’Neill pics, go here: http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/the-new-regime-n-frank-daniels-and-tony-oneill/5312
michael,
pic not pics.
michael,
pic not pics.
true
true
Michael- thanks for the link! He is soooo cute…