April 14th, 2010 / 10:55 am
Contests & Presses

Book Giveaway: Ric Royer’s She Saw Ghosts He Saw Bodies

We were sitting around a campfire, trying with our hearts to tell ghost stories. Someone kept rambling on and on. I did the one about the guy with the bloody finger. The best one was when someone said, “Once there BOO” which, awesome, was short.

No one can tell ghost stories anymore. Can you?

My labelmate, Ric Royer, can. Dude’s a trip. His new book She Saw Ghosts He Saw Bodies, just out from Narrow House, is an eerie thing, a creepy, eerie thing. And each copy has a hand-drawn cover by Jackie Milad.

So here’s their giveaway part: whoever comments HERE with the shortest and scariest story will win a copy of not just creepy, eerie, hand-drawn She Saw Ghosts He Saw Bodies, but also Ric’s other book things, including Time Machine and There Were One and It Was Two and the weather not the weather. Also, apparently, some other stuff. Freaky. Go here to enter.

I want to see some scary. I thought the movie The Ring was scary.

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22 Comments

  1. joseph

      I saw the ring in theaters by myself and my shirt was really wrinkled when it was over because i was grabbing onto my shirt instead of another person.

      The ring 2 is the worst.

      Naomi Watts is hot.

  2. joseph

      I saw the ring in theaters by myself and my shirt was really wrinkled when it was over because i was grabbing onto my shirt instead of another person.

      The ring 2 is the worst.

      Naomi Watts is hot.

  3. jamiegp

      When’s the deadline? (no pun intended… that’s horrible)

  4. jamiegp

      When’s the deadline? (no pun intended… that’s horrible)

  5. Adam Robinson

      Ha. April 23. Seems like you should know.

  6. Adam Robinson

      Ha. April 23. Seems like you should know.

  7. Sheldon Lee Compton

      The father saw the drawing again, big tears in red. He tore off the corner with the crayon name and rolled it, snorted the blue crush until his dead son stopped drawing.

  8. Sheldon Lee Compton

      The father saw the drawing again, big tears in red. He tore off the corner with the crayon name and rolled it, snorted the blue crush until his dead son stopped drawing.

  9. Tim Jones-Yelvington

      labelmate!!

  10. Tim Jones-Yelvington

      labelmate!!

  11. stephen

      i agree that naomi watts is hot. for some reason, like 3 different ppl dragged me to see the ring in theaters that summer. i don’t even like horror movies (unless they’re hilarious horror movies, like “wild zero.” yall seen “wild zero”? i suggest you netflix that shit.)

  12. stephen

      i agree that naomi watts is hot. for some reason, like 3 different ppl dragged me to see the ring in theaters that summer. i don’t even like horror movies (unless they’re hilarious horror movies, like “wild zero.” yall seen “wild zero”? i suggest you netflix that shit.)

  13. chris

      Something was tickling. A ghost peeling back the sheets. Smothering me, coming inside me. Years passed. I may have given birth but who can say. A cold drainage in the night. Navel pulsing. A pile of bones so pale they disintegrate when spoken to.

  14. chris

      Something was tickling. A ghost peeling back the sheets. Smothering me, coming inside me. Years passed. I may have given birth but who can say. A cold drainage in the night. Navel pulsing. A pile of bones so pale they disintegrate when spoken to.

  15. mimi

      naomi watts = hot
      thirded

  16. mimi

      naomi watts = hot
      thirded

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  19. (not) Brent Newland

      was ric royer ever a profession al wrestler cause otherwise i dont havea clue who he (she?) is

  20. (not) Brent Newland

      was ric royer ever a profession al wrestler cause otherwise i dont havea clue who he (she?) is

  21. (not) Brent Newland

      that was some dirty ass shit chris but i got a half bonner so congrats

  22. (not) Brent Newland

      that was some dirty ass shit chris but i got a half bonner so congrats