September 30th, 2011 / 7:04 pm
Craft Notes

Juggalos on Writing

“It’s a lifestyle, it ain’t only a music choice.”

“Do what you gotta do, don’t gotta hate on people because they’re different.”

“I do whatever the fuck I want and don’t give two fucking shits.”

“I am fucked up on E and vodka.”

“I got fucked up.”

“It was a fucking spectacle and shit and I don’t give a fuck because it was righteous.”

“I can cook like a motherfucker.”

“I’m a happy motherfucker living life day to day.”

“Most people think I’m on drugs because I’m always happy.”

“It’s a puzzle and each and everyone of us is an integral piece.”

“It actually really burns, I’m not going to lie.”

“Keep it trippy. Legalize everything.”

“The gathering don’t stop. You do.”

“It’s the greatest.”

“I’m still fucking here.”

“Life is something special that you can only have one time. Enjoy the shit out of it.”

“We have alcohol and we’ve got explosives.”

“We just drank a little bit. Probably get all stoned, smoke some hash and fucking chill, do it all again the next day.”

“All of us have jobs.”

“Being a juggalo does not mean you’re not fit for society,”

“I’m insane. I like to stab people, know what I mean?”

“I’m showing my titties to everyone.”

“Why am I a juggalo? Because that’s who I am. That’s how I was born.”

‘There is no bigatory in juggaloism.”

“True life is inside your soul.”

“WOO WOO!”

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21 Comments

  1. mimi

      damnnnn baby i wanna transcrippp u’ dat whole mutherfucker

  2. deadgod

      rats I thought it was another ‘misogyny’ post

  3. mimi

      why in god’sholyname would i want the whole transcript mofo of _that_?

  4. mimi

      oh
      juggs
      i get it

  5. Roxane

      Oh the whole thing is worth transcribing. I just typed as fast as I could.

  6. Mungscum

      i don’t care if people dress weird or listen to lame music, but i draw the line when a whole subculture is composed of ugly people.

  7. bobby

      I am no anti-juggalo, but isn’t this just kind of akin to “folk wisdom” bs? 

      I cannot lie, I did enjoy this video and the Gathering doc that came out a while ago. 

  8. Anonymous

      Give me that old-time religion,Give me that old-time religion,Give me that old-time religion,It’s good enough for me.

  9. Anonymous

      by the way, thanks for posting this–i really enjoyed it. that what a lot of these people are describing seems to be an ecstatic experience is what i meant by the above post, similar to the things people say who go to a christian revival, or burning man, or ocuppy wall street.

  10. Craig Ronald Marchinkoski

      that was a first class shit storm. and splendid. i feel like buying a new toothbrush. 

  11. deadgod

      well or tripping a blind person

      ‘ecstasy’ is a tricky value

  12. Jwaller96

      I showed the first minute of this to my freshman comp class on Friday under the disguise of “visual rhetoric.”  In truth, I just wanted to watch it again.

  13. Guest

      I showed the first minute of this to my freshman comp class under the guise “visual rhetoric.”  In truth, I just wanted to watch it again.

  14. marshall

      stop bein rapper racists

  15. Ethan

      “I’ve been here since Friday night, I’ve probably done a thousand whippets.”

      Thought ‘I’ll watch five minutes’ and ended up watching the whole thing. Those Juggalos sucked me in.

  16. ryan chang

      my favorite: ‘i wanna find a skinny bitch, make her a fat bitch, then we’ll lose weight together and we’ll bond’

  17. michael

      i was just about to post this

  18. Roxane

      I loved that line too. He meant that shit.

  19. dtomaloff

      “You should never put spray-paint on your face.”

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  21. Evan Hatch

      FUKC YOU JUGGALO HATERS THIS WORLD IS OURS SO GET OFF WHOOP WHOOP