May 10th, 2011 / 2:38 pm
Haut or not

James Joyce likes anal

Check out James Joyce’s raunchy love letters [thanks to LL].

e.g. “I am happy now, because my little whore tells me she wants me to roger her arseways and wants me to fuck her mouth and wants to unbutton me and pull out my mickey and suck it off like a teat. More and dirtier than this she wants to do, my little naked fucker, my naughty wriggling little frigger, my sweet dirty little farter.”

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  1. stephen


  2. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      Once went to a reading where my poet friend read these while another poet friend spanked him.

  3. Adam J Maynard


  4. Mike Meginnis

      Man I like these on their own terms but I remember a few years back when I was in undergrad and this girl was reading this to all her giggling English major friends in the writing center and I was so irritated, because they were only giggling at how dirty it was, because they were so proud of themselves for being above all that dirt.

  5. Janey' Smith

      Blake? Definitely haut. I am rogering my mickey as I read these.

  6. gene

      yeah he does. that’s why i make out with the image of him on my arm.

  7. wilycodger

      You call that raunchy

  8. Johnnythunders

      jesus, is that the kind of shit lit students do for fun?

  9. deadgod

      a “reading” with some spanking or a spanking where some reading went on?

  10. Anonymous

  11. Anonymous

      “At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out
      through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual,
      fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse
      full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big
      fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of
      tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is
      wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of
      her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick
      hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise
      not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is
      sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in
      a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her
      farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”


  12. reynard

      my favorite has always been the one addressed to ‘my sweet naughty little fuckbird’

      I wish I could hear your lips spluttering those heavenly exciting filthy words, see your mouth making dirty sounds and noises, feel your body wriggling under me, hear and smell the dirty fat girlish farts going pop pop out of your pretty bare girlish bum and fuck fuck fuck fuck my naughty little hot fuckbird’s cunt for ever.

  13. Ginger

      That’s what Beckett said.

  14. Jimmy Chen

      joyce did lyrical anal good, but the best joyce was his restraint in dubliners; those celibate fucks simply didn’t.

  15. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      Deadgod, you are now responsible for another item on my short list of things to do before I die: foreplay with a girl involving JJ’s love letters.

  16. mimi

      They led her up to the table amid laughing and joking and she put her hand out in the air as she was told to do. She moved her hand about here and there in the air and descended on one of the saucers. She felt a soft wet substance with her fingers and was surprised that nobody spoke or took off her bandage. There was a pause for a few seconds; and then a great deal of scuffling and whispering. Somebody said something about the garden, and at last Mrs. Donnelly said something very cross to one of the next-door girls and told her to throw it out at once: that was no play. Maria understood that it was wrong that time and so she had to do it over again: and this time she got the prayer-book.

  17. reynard

      i heard jimmy joyce coined the term ‘balls out’

  18. ryan chang

      james joyce’s letters to nora are awesome. favorite words he uses: cockstand and bubbies

  19. lorian long

      do it; she’s yrs fer life

  20. La Petite Zine

      the hottest

  21. La Petite Zine

      the hottest

  22. Tummler

      In the words of Omar De Col:

      damn, i’m so hawny right now

  23. Rob

      This is all much less sexy after you google pictures of Nora.

  24. Guestagain

      Not sure I needed to know this about Joyce, but “
      roger her arseways” is worthwhile. First one that lets me roger her arseways gets five bucks.

  25. Donald

      jesus, who seriously asks this kind of question? what, do you mean “is that the ONLY kind of shit” they do? probably not, no. do they do it at all? well, clearly, some of them do, but lit students are hardly a homogeneous group, are they? I like hip-hop, but I’m not identical in my interests to every other hip-hop-liker. you also seem to be implying that this is a bad or scorn-worthy thing to “do for fun”, which, let’s face it, is about 99% bullshit. you’re surprised that people derive enjoyment from smut? of course they do! most people love it! or, what, is it that they’re laughing at it? sex is funny!

      sorry, but this is the kind of vague, sweeping rhetorical question-cum-put down that you only ever hear coming from people who are, at least in the moment of asking, heavily invested in being an idiot.

  26. Donald

      sorry for sort of going off, but it’s just empty negativity. needless scorn. things and/or life would be better without it.

  27. Donald

      man, these comments really don’t want to go in the right place.

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