December 2nd, 2009 / 8:09 am
 Massive People & Snippets
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Some British guy is saying Jesus came to England to “study” and build a church because ” little was known about his life before age 30.” Sure! Why not? I have a feeling this guy is some kind of reincarnation of Chaucer’s Pardoner, because  little is known about the afterlife. More importantly, what degree would Jesus get? I’m thinking an MFA. Best attempt at His first submission to His poetry workshop wins my blessing and/or the bones of a dead pig saint.

6 Comments

  1. December 2nd, 2009 / 5:52 pm TiMen—

      I think Jesus would have become an orthodonist.

      I’ve actually heard that theory before. I’ve also heard he traveled to a temple in India and signed a sort of guest book there… with his exceedingly common name.

      I kinda love these theories.

  2. December 2nd, 2009 / 1:52 pm TiMen—

      I think Jesus would have become an orthodonist.

      I’ve actually heard that theory before. I’ve also heard he traveled to a temple in India and signed a sort of guest book there… with his exceedingly common name.

      I kinda love these theories.

  3. December 2nd, 2009 / 5:54 pm Mather Schneider—

      Around here we call anyone with the name Jesus, “Chuy”…

  4. December 2nd, 2009 / 1:54 pm Mather Schneider—

      Around here we call anyone with the name Jesus, “Chuy”…

  5. December 2nd, 2009 / 6:09 pm mimi—

      “….Jesus came to England…”
      Of course. Folks have contemplated for years. Blake wrote about it. Peter Gabriel sang about it (IMO).

  6. December 2nd, 2009 / 2:09 pm mimi—

      “….Jesus came to England…”
      Of course. Folks have contemplated for years. Blake wrote about it. Peter Gabriel sang about it (IMO).