February 21st, 2013 / 3:01 pm
Mean
Seth Oelbaum
Mean
Dear Apple Store on 103 Prince Street,
I hate you.
You aren’t really a store that sells technological appliances (though really you are). But really you are a late 80s/early 90s San Francisco-style bathhouse that sponsors unprotected sodomy orgies 24/7 and even on holidays, like Presidents’ Day.
Stop being so bisexual, Brooklyn, weird, and a host of other disgusting symbols.
PS, Baby Jong-il hates you too.
Tags: Apple, baby jong-il, bisexual, disgusting, hate, orgies, presidents' day, prince street, sodomy, the apple store, Vol. 1 Brooklyn, weird
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