October 26th, 2009 / 1:36 pm
 Mean

Explain Mean Week Yourself! Sean Lovelace or Ander Monson

explain-yourselfmwWhat? This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.

The Crystal Gavel?

I’m sorry Sean Lovelace or Ander Monson (whoever really gets the credit), but you can’t use Amazon to host a literary magazine.

Please remove your stupid journal immediately. There is no editorial control. People are just writing all willy-nilly. It’s been around for more than seven months and someone submitted as recently as two hours ago. It should have died by now.

Meanwhile, my story was posted in the beginning and only 3 people found it useful.

This is exactly what’s wrong with indie lit. No one can read my story because too many other people are writing and all the editors are freaking crazy.

Dammit.

14 Comments

  1. October 26th, 2009 / 6:25 pm a moorad—

      $24.99 on Godinger Crystal Gavels. Not that bad.

  2. October 26th, 2009 / 2:25 pm a moorad—

      $24.99 on Godinger Crystal Gavels. Not that bad.

  3. October 26th, 2009 / 7:15 pm alec niedenthal—

      that is a great deal on godinger crystal gavels

  4. October 26th, 2009 / 3:15 pm alec niedenthal—

      that is a great deal on godinger crystal gavels

  5. October 26th, 2009 / 7:57 pm matthewsavoca—

      amen brotha

  6. October 26th, 2009 / 3:57 pm matthewsavoca—

      amen brotha

  7. October 26th, 2009 / 9:26 pm Daniel Nester—

      At least it’s not another essay essaying on essays about the essay.

  8. October 26th, 2009 / 5:26 pm Daniel Nester—

      At least it’s not another essay essaying on essays about the essay.

  9. October 27th, 2009 / 3:55 am Sean—

      Fuck + You = Huh?

      You will hear from Exponential bad-ass Monson soon, I do assume.

      It’s so mind-fuck you can’t recognize.

      First horse-drawn carriage looking at a Monster Thickburger (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6498304/)

      First bird looking at a gun, uh, a shotgun, it’s sweet bird-house–hole, it’s sweet little hollow place to collect twigs in, circle and nestle in, a little eddy of straw and goose down and cattail fir–we call this a barrel. BOOM!

      First Frak to your Fuck. Or even the other way.

      On the bus (long)

      S

  10. October 26th, 2009 / 11:55 pm Sean—

      Fuck + You = Huh?

      You will hear from Exponential bad-ass Monson soon, I do assume.

      It’s so mind-fuck you can’t recognize.

      First horse-drawn carriage looking at a Monster Thickburger (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6498304/)

      First bird looking at a gun, uh, a shotgun, it’s sweet bird-house–hole, it’s sweet little hollow place to collect twigs in, circle and nestle in, a little eddy of straw and goose down and cattail fir–we call this a barrel. BOOM!

      First Frak to your Fuck. Or even the other way.

      On the bus (long)

      S

  11. October 27th, 2009 / 11:10 am Sean—

      Gavel smash

  12. October 27th, 2009 / 7:10 am Sean—

      Gavel smash

  13. October 27th, 2009 / 12:12 pm Daniel Nester—

      So many comma splices, so little time.

  14. October 27th, 2009 / 8:12 am Daniel Nester—

      So many comma splices, so little time.