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Obituary: Third Face
Third Face (May 22, 2010 – October 28, 2010) This freewrite fart joke 420 rated-NR-because-we-want-to group “lit” (as in “to’e up”) blog lived so briefly it never was able to pass its oral and anal stages, thus there’s really not much to say about them in the way of remembrance beyond, “Who?” They are survived by none, and there will be no services, no corpse. I can’t even remember the URL. All that remains are some Fritos, a couple miles of lubey cellophane and Kleenex, some ICP gear, a couple of crusty one hitters, the mystery of how they were ever able to get women involved, a whole hell of a lot of mental cringing, and this photograph taken of the death gasp of two of Third Face’s longest standing (crawling?) members in the extra-social throes of what they did best, their very very own best, while they still could:
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hahaha i was just working on a blake butler obituary and saw this.
my fb status updates get more hits than third face.
Laughing my ass off. For once.
James Delgado was just a few seconds away from getting his name on HTMLGIANT.
hahaha my buddy james has no idea what literature is. that dude is as real as strangulation.
“as real as strangulation” may be my new favorite phrase.
gena just made me fucking lol my balls off. out of nowhere she turns to me and says, “i like how the third face obituary has only 5 comments–it reminds me of actually being on third face.”