December 8th, 2008 / 11:51 am
Mean

This post is mean spirited but only by semantic

I think I realized yesterday that all people really need in a forum is a placeholder under the illusion of an idea so that they have somewhere to argue and get their big O open.

Hmmm.

So, like, does Bret Easton Ellis suck ass or what?

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58 Comments

  1. Justin Taylor

      That depends- American Psycho-era Ellis or James-van-der-Beek-is-playing-the-guy-based-on-me-in-that-movie-they-made-about-that-book-I-don’t-remember-writing-era Ellis?

      Because either way the answer is FUCK YOU.

  2. Justin Taylor

      That depends- American Psycho-era Ellis or James-van-der-Beek-is-playing-the-guy-based-on-me-in-that-movie-they-made-about-that-book-I-don’t-remember-writing-era Ellis?

      Because either way the answer is FUCK YOU.

  3. Blake Butler

      i am james van der beek

  4. Blake Butler

      i am james van der beek

  5. jimmy chen

      having read 50 pages thru ‘american pyscho’ and ‘less than zero’ i thought, ‘i don’t get it.’

  6. Blake Butler

      i mean the whole rubbish lot of that rubbish lot

  7. jimmy chen

      having read 50 pages thru ‘american pyscho’ and ‘less than zero’ i thought, ‘i don’t get it.’

  8. Blake Butler

      i mean the whole rubbish lot of that rubbish lot

  9. Blake Butler

      ‘less than zero’ is one of the lamest books i’ve ever been tricked into reading. ‘perks of being a wallflower’ for the 80’s anyone?

  10. Blake Butler

      ‘less than zero’ is one of the lamest books i’ve ever been tricked into reading. ‘perks of being a wallflower’ for the 80’s anyone?

  11. Justin Taylor

      None for me, thanks.

  12. Justin Taylor

      None for me, thanks.

  13. barry

      blake:

      it took you until yesterday to realize that?

  14. barry

      blake:

      it took you until yesterday to realize that?

  15. barry

      “‘less than zero’ is one of the lamest books i’ve ever been tricked into reading. ‘perks of being a wallflower’ for the 80’s anyone?”

      i feel the same way about eggers’ AHWOSG…

  16. barry

      “‘less than zero’ is one of the lamest books i’ve ever been tricked into reading. ‘perks of being a wallflower’ for the 80’s anyone?”

      i feel the same way about eggers’ AHWOSG…

  17. Blake Butler

      barry, yeah, i’m slow. i keep thinking i need to think

      i liked that eggers books, but i read it many years ago, before i’d read a lot of other stuff, i’m not sure what i’d think now

  18. Blake Butler

      barry, yeah, i’m slow. i keep thinking i need to think

      i liked that eggers books, but i read it many years ago, before i’d read a lot of other stuff, i’m not sure what i’d think now

  19. Gene

      I’ll defend What is the What.

  20. Gene

      I’ll defend What is the What.

  21. Blake Butler

      i know i liked you shall know our velocity the best of anything i’ve read of him, that had some really great ideas in it

      i didn’t like the short short book but i only read a little of it

  22. Blake Butler

      i know i liked you shall know our velocity the best of anything i’ve read of him, that had some really great ideas in it

      i didn’t like the short short book but i only read a little of it

  23. Blake Butler

      i am surprised ellis is something you’d be into justin, what is it about him?

  24. Blake Butler

      i am surprised ellis is something you’d be into justin, what is it about him?

  25. Nick

      American Psycho and The Informers are two books I have read probably twenty and five times each respectively. Glamorama seems like fascinating failure. Rules and Zero are okay but amateurish. Lunar Park made me sad for Ellis. Ellis is an idiot savant.

  26. Nick

      American Psycho and The Informers are two books I have read probably twenty and five times each respectively. Glamorama seems like fascinating failure. Rules and Zero are okay but amateurish. Lunar Park made me sad for Ellis. Ellis is an idiot savant.

  27. Blake Butler

      i understand the idiot part, but not the savant? i guess there is something to the cataloguing methods of AP, but the rest of all that crap is so old and boring and obvious, i don’t know, i don’t know how he could ever be ‘respected,’ beyond the idea that anyone should be ‘respected’

  28. Blake Butler

      i understand the idiot part, but not the savant? i guess there is something to the cataloguing methods of AP, but the rest of all that crap is so old and boring and obvious, i don’t know, i don’t know how he could ever be ‘respected,’ beyond the idea that anyone should be ‘respected’

  29. Justin Taylor

      i was just getting in the mean spirit. I think AmPsycho is a good book, and an important one even. I’ve never read another word he’s written or thought about doing so. Just not interested.

  30. Justin Taylor

      i was just getting in the mean spirit. I think AmPsycho is a good book, and an important one even. I’ve never read another word he’s written or thought about doing so. Just not interested.

  31. barry

      i thought some of eggers stories in how we are hungry were pretty good. i keep hearing you shall know our velocity is good. maybe i’ll pick it up.

  32. barry

      i thought some of eggers stories in how we are hungry were pretty good. i keep hearing you shall know our velocity is good. maybe i’ll pick it up.

  33. Blake Butler

      i am so slow

  34. Blake Butler

      i am so slow

  35. pr

      i can’t read eggers. i can’t. i get mcsweeneys all the time tho.

      i masturbated to american psycho the year it came out. i thought less than zero was ok. that’s it for me and ellis.

  36. pr

      i can’t read eggers. i can’t. i get mcsweeneys all the time tho.

      i masturbated to american psycho the year it came out. i thought less than zero was ok. that’s it for me and ellis.

  37. jereme

      pr > *

  38. jereme

      pr > *

  39. barry

      i read a story about a woman who masturbated to the jailhouse rape scene in american history x. i liked it a lot.

  40. barry

      i read a story about a woman who masturbated to the jailhouse rape scene in american history x. i liked it a lot.

  41. darby

      I liked velocity also. I always thought that book didn’t get enough credit, crushed under the weight of the glorious AHWOSG (I read also, my story sounds like Blake’s, at a time when I hadn’t read much else so I thought it was good, different than other things I’d read, but I don’t know how I would read it now). Probably, for velocity, because the hard and tradebacks are different, and the first impression was based on the hard, but the trade is the more interesting one, so critics were kind of fucked with. But then velocity never got read much as a result, so.

      What is the What is a great book, but its not comparable to his other works because it’s not even really fiction. It’s like journalism disguised as fiction. Eggers was provided all the content, he just edited it.

  42. darby

      I liked velocity also. I always thought that book didn’t get enough credit, crushed under the weight of the glorious AHWOSG (I read also, my story sounds like Blake’s, at a time when I hadn’t read much else so I thought it was good, different than other things I’d read, but I don’t know how I would read it now). Probably, for velocity, because the hard and tradebacks are different, and the first impression was based on the hard, but the trade is the more interesting one, so critics were kind of fucked with. But then velocity never got read much as a result, so.

      What is the What is a great book, but its not comparable to his other works because it’s not even really fiction. It’s like journalism disguised as fiction. Eggers was provided all the content, he just edited it.

  43. Gian

      American Psycho fucking sucks unbelievable.

  44. Gian

      American Psycho fucking sucks unbelievable.

  45. drew

      the thing i remember most from AHWOSG was in the extra materials section, or whatever it was, at the end, you had to flip the book, anyway, he mentioned how he loves politicians with bleeding hearts, and ross perot’s does, it really does (something along those lines, not an exact quote). i thought that was really funny and it is the only thing that i retained. velocity, on the other hand, was much much better.

  46. drew

      the thing i remember most from AHWOSG was in the extra materials section, or whatever it was, at the end, you had to flip the book, anyway, he mentioned how he loves politicians with bleeding hearts, and ross perot’s does, it really does (something along those lines, not an exact quote). i thought that was really funny and it is the only thing that i retained. velocity, on the other hand, was much much better.

  47. Blake Butler

      in heartbreaking work i like the gay meter in the front page and the stapler and the list of other titles he’d considered, i remember those things

      barry, i want to read that story

  48. Blake Butler

      in heartbreaking work i like the gay meter in the front page and the stapler and the list of other titles he’d considered, i remember those things

      barry, i want to read that story

  49. Gian

      I like the gay meter too. I wonder if he’s really that gay? or really that straight?

      I also liked how NAMBLA had the cover to AHWOSG on its home page for awhile.

      Wait. Why was I looking at NAMBLA?

  50. Gian

      I like the gay meter too. I wonder if he’s really that gay? or really that straight?

      I also liked how NAMBLA had the cover to AHWOSG on its home page for awhile.

      Wait. Why was I looking at NAMBLA?

  51. Ken Baumann

      Gian: It’s okay, (in a whisper) we all knooow.

  52. Ken Baumann

      Gian: It’s okay, (in a whisper) we all knooow.

  53. barry
  54. barry
  55. Catherine Lacey

      Has anyone else who read “Lunar Park” still not come to terms with the idea of the “Terby?” Why, Bret?

  56. Catherine Lacey

      Has anyone else who read “Lunar Park” still not come to terms with the idea of the “Terby?” Why, Bret?

  57. aaron

      that’s a kind of great short, barry. i dug it. good job, hannah smart, whoever you are.

      i’ve never read ellis. so, there’s that.

  58. aaron

      that’s a kind of great short, barry. i dug it. good job, hannah smart, whoever you are.

      i’ve never read ellis. so, there’s that.