October 23rd, 2009 / 4:01 pm
Presses

ARTISTICALLY DECLINED PRESS

new press run by paula bomer and ryan bradley, ARTISTICALLY DECLINED PRESS.  (on their first book):

  We are very excited to announce our first book, Ken Sparling’s elusive second novel, Hush Up and Listen Stinky Poo Butt, will be published in early 2010. Sparling is the author of three other novels, Dad Says He Saw You At The Mall, For Those Whom God Has Blessed With Fingers, and [untitled]. Previously Hush Up and Listen was available only in handmade editions by request, we are looking forward to bringing this fantastic novel of fatherhood to more readers.

paula and ryan will also be coordinating a journal, SENTENTIA.  deadlines for the first issue are january 2010.  additionally, the press will publish e-books.  here are the guidelines for everything:

SENTENTIA:

(Submissions open until January 1, 2010)

Like all literary publications we at Sententia are turned on by good writing, which is as subjective as it gets. Our only objective is to publish writing that speaks to us, that reaches into our chests and pulls out our hearts or guts.

Fiction: Short stories of any length are welcome. Please attach as a .doc file. When Submitting please put “Fiction Submission” in your subject line.

Poetry: We will accept up to five poems in a single submission. Please attach as a single .doc file. When submitting please put “Poetry Submission” in your subject line.

We only accept unpublished work, and ask for the usual publication credits should your work be subsequently published elsewhere. Simultaneous submissions are supported, and we, of course hope for the respect of being notified if it is accepted by another publication while under our consideration. Compensation for publication comes in the form of two contributor’s copy.

Send submissions with the appropriate subject line to: artisticallydeclined[at]gmail[dot]com

EBOOKS:

Artistically Declined Press publishes short .pdf ebooks, which are offered as free downloads. We  hope to publish between 4 and 6 a year.

Fiction: Between 1,500-3k words, either in a single story or multiple flash pieces.

Poetry: Generally no more than ten poems.

Please put “Ebook Submission” in your subject line.

There is currently no compensation for ebooks, though we promise to create a beautifully designed presentation of your work, and provide it for free to readers to help spread the greatness of your writing to all corners of the universe.

Send submissions with the appropriate subject line to: artisticallydeclined[at]gmail[dot]com

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32 Comments

  1. Ken Baumann
  2. Ken Baumann
  3. Ken Baumann

      Also: Congratulations to Paula, Ryan, and Ken!

  4. Ken Baumann

      Also: Congratulations to Paula, Ryan, and Ken!

  5. Adam Robinson

      Sweet!

  6. Adam Robinson

      Sweet!

  7. sampink

      shit forgot the link, will fix it. damn it.

  8. sampink

      shit forgot the link, will fix it. damn it.

  9. Nathan Tyree

      This is very sexy

  10. Nathan Tyree

      This is very sexy

  11. Sean

      Holy shit I LOVE Sparling! Yes.

  12. Sean

      Holy shit I LOVE Sparling! Yes.

  13. ryan

      thanks for the shout, sam! we appreciate it!

  14. ryan

      thanks for the shout, sam! we appreciate it!

  15. gena

      yay!

  16. gena

      yay!

  17. ryan

      uber sexy, the better you come to know us

  18. ryan

      uber sexy, the better you come to know us

  19. Nathan Tyree

      I am engorged just looking at the site. Engorged with pudding

  20. Nathan Tyree

      I am engorged just looking at the site. Engorged with pudding

  21. ryan

      and that’s just our temporary site

  22. ryan

      and that’s just our temporary site

  23. ryan

      thanks, man!

  24. ryan

      thanks, man!

  25. Clapper

      Ryan Bradley is badass.

  26. Clapper

      Ryan Bradley is badass.

  27. ryan

      thanks david! i’ve always thought so, too!

  28. ryan

      thanks david! i’ve always thought so, too!

  29. scott mcclanahan

      Congrats guys.

  30. scott mcclanahan

      Congrats guys.

  31. ryan

      thanks, scott!

  32. ryan

      thanks, scott!