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at a party guys…
Dumb fact guy
Brings 6 of beer has one left and takes it home with him guy
Has to phone girlfriend every four minutes guy
Guy who brings cheap jug of wine guy
Guy who gets pet drunk guy
Guy who turns everything into a bet guy
Doesn’t really want to go then dominates all conversations guy
Brings cheap 6 pack and you see him all night drinking Heinekens and Guinness guy
Let’s go out back and get high guy
Bum a smoke guy
Is this an open bar? guy
Way too old for this scene guy
Guy who just whips out his junk guy
Guy with hot, bored wife guy
Steal the silverware guy
Check the weather on phone and tell us the weather guy
Carries a gun to the party guy
Guy with guitar guy
Constantly gets laid guy
Profoundly depressed over break-up mopey guy
“When I was in Spain…” guy
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This inspired me to google, can dogs drink beer.
I used to live w/ a pit bull and would occasionally give her shot glasses of beer. She loved it.
Sausage fest.
guy who spent all day reading and wants to tell you about it guy
Somebody got my rat terrier really drunk at a party once. I wasn’t even at the party!
guy at a sausage party who says ‘what a sausage party’ guy
gal or guy who recognizes self on this list half a dozen times plus gal or guy
It’s all cool if we know it’s just going to be guys. But awkward for the one woman in the room (the hot bored wife, unless she is elsewhere).
It was my first thought, too. Frats can be ugly places – I’d say ugliness in them is more common than that there’s much, eh, constructive destruction going on. Hotly bored wife might be loving things.
guy who tries to fuck every girl in the room cuz he got called ‘faggot’ one too many times in high school guy
guy who thinks the internet makes him famous guy
‘oh yeah i know that guy’ guy
guy named Guy guy
guy or gal who just got out of the gym, no change no shower gal or guy
Guy who invites you back to his house to take acid guy
Guy who won’t shut the fuck up guy
Guy who refers to himself in the third person (and therefore deserves to die) guy
Guy who wears his shirt unbuttoned enough to see his chest hair even though it’s long past the 1970s guy
Guy in a string band who drinks stout guy
Guy with a book coming out from a prestigious contest and doesn’t talk about it because he’s so cool guy
Guy (once a hopeless geek, now into martial arts [and still a hopeless geek]) into rough sex porn who went to Asia to find a girlfriend and somehow did and she’s gorgeous and you want to punch him in the face with a knife guy
Guy who has a child and talks about going to bed by 9pm these days and won’t let you walk away guy
Guy who gives you shots of something he carries around in his coat, writes poetry about working in a liquor store that makes you want to cry it’s so beautiful, shares his cigars, and is generally a good guy (and you wish there were more like him) guy
Recently embarked on venture capital guy
Guy who doesn’t walk away upon realizing the conversation which began “Are you still in school?” is going no further guy (you’re not walking away because you’ve carved out a nice niche for yourself in a corner and refuse to give it up)
Guy who carves out a niche for himself in the corner and refuses to give it up guy
Guy who won’t relinquish control of the iPod guy
Guy who puts on In the Aeroplane Over the Sea and demands everyone start dancing and sing along to it guy
Guy sitting on the couch looking bummed guy
Guy who takes a terrible shit in the bathroom guy
Guy who sweats too much guy
Guy who says “Yeah!” and laughs at everything you say guy
Guy who invites strangers on the street to the party guy
Guy who talks really seriously about Eli Manning as an elite quarterback guy
Guy who dinks the tops of other dudes’ beer bottles guy
Guy who pisses on the floor at the end of the night guy
Guy who puts money on beer pong games and takes it way too seriously guy
Guy who came to the kegger on shrooms
really don’t miss living in a college town
Protip: there’s splooge in the flask
Guy who has to go to the emergency room at the end of the night
Guy who pees in the dryer
Guy who steals
guy who is generous with his moonshine guy
guy who is maybe not a guy guy
guy who inexplicably and with great confidence starts rapping guy
guy who enthusiastically greets every newcomer guy
guy who brought his laptop guy
guy who is preoccupied with the DUI situation guy
guy who wants ppl to do a shot guy
Guy who spends the whole night talking earnestly to his best friend and no one else guy.
Guy who puts on a movie but it’s too good to drunkenly make fun of so the whole room loses energy guy.
Guy who takes his shirt off and dances even though you would never have expected it of him guy.
Doesn’t normally go to these kinds of things guy.
Card trick guy.
Sleazy card trick guy.
Awkward card trick guy.
Guy who yells a a racial epithet off the balcony
IPod guy! Forgot about him
-librarian
Guy who only knows four stories and constantly repeats them guy.
Won’t stop talking shop guy.
Only talks to attractive gals then when he finds out they’re attached loses interest in an obvious and insulting way guy.
BYO 40oz. guy.
Spills loose tobacco all over the dining table guy.
Guy who always wants to listen to Slayer guy.
Guy who can only ever complain guy.
Guy who somehow makes the best French Toast of all time at 3am in a stranger’s kitchen guy.
guy who is gay who doesn’t understand what the fuck is going on at this stupid fucking straight-ass bro party guy
(that would be me)