January 25th, 2011 / 1:19 am
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Dear James Joyce,

Letter from Vladimir Dixon to James Joyce, February 9, 1929

Dear Mister Germ’s Choice,

In gutter dispear I am taking my pen toilet you know that, being Leyde up in bad with the prewailent distemper (I opened the window and in flew Enza), I have been reeding one half ter one other the numboars of ‘transition’ in witch are printed the severeall instorments of your ‘Work in Progress’.

You must not stink I am attempting to ridicul (de sac!) you or to be smart, but I am so disturd by my inhumility to onthorstand most of the impslocations constrained in your work that (although I am by nominals dump and in fact I consider myself not brilliantly ejewcatered but stil of above Avveroege men’s tality and having maid the most of the oporto unities I kismet) I am writing you, dear mysterre Shame’s Voice, to let you no how bed I feeloxerab out it all.

I am uberzeugt that the labour involved in the compostition of your work must be almost supper humane and that so much travail from a man of your intellacked must ryeseult in somethink very signicophant. I would only like to know have I been so strichnine by my illnest white wresting under my warm Coverlyette that I am as they say in my neightive land ‘out of the mind gone out’ abd unable to combprehen that which is clear or is there really in your work some ass pecked which is Uncle Lear?

Please froggive my t’Emeritus and any inconvince that may have been caused by this litter.

Yours veri tass

Vladimir Dixon

3 Comments

  1. J

      pretty sure this letter is a time-traveling collaboration of vladimir nabokov and stephen dixon

  2. reynard

      yes and who the fuck is vladimir dixon? o he’s been barely found in a rare books something or other, they thought it was joyce for years i think, h8rs gone hat

  3. deadgod

      some ass pecked which is Uncle Lear

      You Lie, Seas