July 24th, 2010 / 11:24 am
Random
Alexis Orgera
Random
Deconstruct This
It’s Saturday morning. I have missed capoeira practice because of last night’s asinine behavior. I’m sitting in front of the tv watching the VH1 Top 20 Countdown. Adam Lambert is doing his Mad Hatter / Mad Max / wood nymph thing.
My friend says to me, “Is this the video that makes us suspect that music itself might have dementia?” Then he says something about the structuralist utterance out of the void. Fuck, this music really is bad. It’s not just that I’m getting old, is it?
This same house guest, I just discovered, was responsible for this bathroom poetics when it originally read “SUCK IT.”
Tags: adam lambert, bathroom poetics, Music
Adam L. is coolness personified.
Adam L. is coolness personified.
Closed Captioning for the photograph of Adam Lambert:
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This picture is almost as amusing as the most recent cover of Poets & Writers, which thankfully the Look at this Fucking Hipster website has picked up on: http://www.latfh.com/post/803519191/as-a-fixie-poet-im-against-two-things-bike
Closed Captioning for the photograph of Adam Lambert:
Hey there. Are you ready to slay vampires and look fabulous whilst doing it? Come on down to Ye Olden Vampire Slayers Emporium where we can outfit any aspiring vampire slayer. Cod pieces? We got Cod Pieces for your Cod Piece. Armored finger jewelery? We’ll have you striking menacing poses in the mirror in no time with our on-site armored finger jewelery specialist. Ask about our wedding specials, we can make the vampire slayer themed wedding you have always dreamed about a fabulous reality.
Do you like shopping while freaky little midgets with face paint ride tricycles around the store? If so, Ye Olden Vampire Slayers Emporium is for you. If you don’t see a midget that freaks you out, tell your cashier and receive 15% off.
This picture is almost as amusing as the most recent cover of Poets & Writers, which thankfully the Look at this Fucking Hipster website has picked up on: http://www.latfh.com/post/803519191/as-a-fixie-poet-im-against-two-things-bike