April 18th, 2010 / 1:42 pm
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Famous Authors ‘Nude’

I’m trying to do anything but write today but I’m still at my desk. I started googling famous authors + the word ‘nude’ to see what would come up. Here’s what came up:

‘Don Delillo nude’

‘Rick Bass nude’

‘Flannery O’connor nude’

‘Ron Silliman nude’

‘a.m. homes nude’

‘jimmy chen nude’

‘Gordon Lish nude’

‘Kathy Acker nude’

‘jonathan safran foer nude’

‘Jewel nude’

‘Thomas Pynchon nude’

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58 Comments

  1. Pontius J. LaBar

      You could probably create a literary tarot deck with this search methodology.

  2. Pontius J. LaBar

      You could probably create a literary tarot deck with this search methodology.

  3. anon

      good job

  4. anon

      good job

  5. Gian

      OOh this good

  6. Gian

      Jewel’s got a nice set.

  7. Gian

      OOh this good

  8. Gian

      Jewel’s got a nice set.

  9. Jhon Baker

      I preferred Thomas Pynchon’s nude personally, I usually like to put innocuous phrases or people or whatever in Google to see how long it takes to come up with porn. Usually it is within 10 pages. Never let your kids look up scooby-doo without the safe search on.

  10. Jhon Baker

      I preferred Thomas Pynchon’s nude personally, I usually like to put innocuous phrases or people or whatever in Google to see how long it takes to come up with porn. Usually it is within 10 pages. Never let your kids look up scooby-doo without the safe search on.

  11. aaron nicholas

      rick bass threesome seems conducive to the writing process. am trying asap.

  12. aaron nicholas

      rick bass threesome seems conducive to the writing process. am trying asap.

  13. reynard

      i’ve been trying to come up with a list of bands that got their names from books, maybe you can help since, you know, you’re not doing anything.

      these are the only ones i have so far:

      eyeless in gaza
      the soft machine
      belle & sebastian
      the magnetic fields
      my chemical romance
      the velvet underground
      vivian girls

  14. reynard

      i’ve been trying to come up with a list of bands that got their names from books, maybe you can help since, you know, you’re not doing anything.

      these are the only ones i have so far:

      eyeless in gaza
      the soft machine
      belle & sebastian
      the magnetic fields
      my chemical romance
      the velvet underground
      vivian girls

  15. brittany wallace

      isn’t there some screamo band called toru okada

  16. brittany wallace

      isn’t there some screamo band called toru okada

  17. (Ass-Brackets)

      Those shitty L.A. soft rockers Airborne Toxic Event.

  18. (Ass-Brackets)

      Those shitty L.A. soft rockers Airborne Toxic Event.

  19. stephen

      lol… i like it, blake… re: ‘Rick Bass nude’: “Here, make yourself useful, re-buckle this studded strap with your teeth, you dirty wench.”

  20. stephen

      lol… i like it, blake… re: ‘Rick Bass nude’: “Here, make yourself useful, re-buckle this studded strap with your teeth, you dirty wench.”

  21. jesusangelgarcia

      A.M. Homes! She shits good books, don’t she? In the living room, no less.

  22. jesusangelgarcia

      A.M. Homes! She shits good books, don’t she? In the living room, no less.

  23. anon

      As I Lay Dying

  24. anon

      As I Lay Dying

  25. joseph

      Hot Water Music

  26. joseph

      Hot Water Music

  27. (not) Brent Newland

      hey did yall watch the hours i think nickole kidman gets naked in that

  28. (not) Brent Newland

      btw, i tried to link to goatse but the admins of the webpage took it down so yall shld thank them for their censorship

  29. (not) Brent Newland

      hey did yall watch the hours i think nickole kidman gets naked in that

  30. (not) Brent Newland

      btw, i tried to link to goatse but the admins of the webpage took it down so yall shld thank them for their censorship

  31. anon

      i’ma re-up it. stay strong, bro.

  32. anon

      i’ma re-up it. stay strong, bro.

  33. James

      Sweet.

  34. James

      Sweet.

  35. reynard

      thanks guys, those are some terrible bands.

  36. reynard

      thanks guys, those are some terrible bands.

  37. reynard

      which is not to say that my chemical romance is not, they are. i just happen to know about the irvine welsh connection.

  38. reynard

      which is not to say that my chemical romance is not, they are. i just happen to know about the irvine welsh connection.

  39. (not) Brent Newland

      yeah, i know, i like goatse too

  40. (not) Brent Newland

      yeah, i know, i like goatse too

  41. scott mcclanahan

      HAH!

  42. scott mcclanahan

      HAH!

  43. ryanchang

      this is awesome..the ‘flannery o’connor nude’ is so good!

  44. ryanchang

      this is awesome..the ‘flannery o’connor nude’ is so good!

  45. David Grove

      More bands with bookish names: The Doors, Steely Dan, Drunken Boat, Lovecraft, Steppenwolf, Cocteau Twins, The House of Usher, The Subterraneans, Uriah Heep, The Bell Jar Blues Band.

      If you google “Sylvia Plath nude” you’ll find, on the first page, a video that purports to be footage of Plath in the altogether. (I didn’t watch it.) “Emily Dickinson nude”: ditto. If you google “Poe nude, ” you’ll almost immediately find “sexy Poe photos.”

  46. David Grove

      More bands with bookish names: The Doors, Steely Dan, Drunken Boat, Lovecraft, Steppenwolf, Cocteau Twins, The House of Usher, The Subterraneans, Uriah Heep, The Bell Jar Blues Band.

      If you google “Sylvia Plath nude” you’ll find, on the first page, a video that purports to be footage of Plath in the altogether. (I didn’t watch it.) “Emily Dickinson nude”: ditto. If you google “Poe nude, ” you’ll almost immediately find “sexy Poe photos.”

  47. michael

      ‘the books’

  48. michael

      ‘the books’

  49. htad

      this is a good post

  50. htad

      this is a good post

  51. davidk

      Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories
      The Wild Boys (?)
      Venus in Furs – fictitious bands are acceptable, I hope.
      Insect Trust

  52. davidk

      Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories
      The Wild Boys (?)
      Venus in Furs – fictitious bands are acceptable, I hope.
      Insect Trust

  53. Muffy
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  55. Anonymous

      I tried to find a list of groups that got their names in books, maybe you can help, because you know that you do nothing.

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      I’m pretty well occupied by the voices in my head, but they do support my creative endeavors quite a bit.

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