July 30th, 2010 / 5:24 pm
 Random

It is Friday: Go Right Ahead

Damn the men with careful smiles

My head is a jug

Alcoholic philanthropy is still philanthropy

OK I got drunk and forgot I was giving a party

Killed 9 bottles


She got drunk and turned on me like a fish-wife

Summer is not a season, it’s an occupation

Every compulsion is put upon writers to become safe, polite, obedient, and sterile

Drink is a rebellion

I’m just happy to be here

Go ahead, talk out your hat

Mussed again, your hair

Agile tongue, thickened

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28 Comments

  1. July 30th, 2010 / 10:24 pm Steven Augustine—
  2. July 30th, 2010 / 6:24 pm Steven Augustine—
  3. July 30th, 2010 / 10:54 pm Janey Smith—

      Fuck you, Sean Lovelace (joking tone). Perhaps, it is also appropriate to substitute editors/publishers for writers in your eighth comment (more-than-half-serious tone)? I’m drunk already, too (sloppy tone).

  4. July 30th, 2010 / 6:54 pm Janey Smith—

      Fuck you, Sean Lovelace (joking tone). Perhaps, it is also appropriate to substitute editors/publishers for writers in your eighth comment (more-than-half-serious tone)? I’m drunk already, too (sloppy tone).

  5. July 30th, 2010 / 11:14 pm Sean—

      Well you dropped enough qualifiers to prove my point. Why not say fuck you?

  6. July 30th, 2010 / 7:14 pm Sean—

      Well you dropped enough qualifiers to prove my point. Why not say fuck you?

  7. July 31st, 2010 / 1:34 am Jimmy Chen—

      drinking ‘calina’ 2008 reserve chilean cabernet, listening to ‘belle and sebastian,’ feeling effeminate yet douchey; will most likely ‘whack off’ <2hrs.

  8. July 30th, 2010 / 9:34 pm Jimmy Chen—

      drinking ‘calina’ 2008 reserve chilean cabernet, listening to ‘belle and sebastian,’ feeling effeminate yet douchey; will most likely ‘whack off’ <2hrs.

  9. July 30th, 2010 / 10:24 pm Steven Augustine—
  10. July 31st, 2010 / 2:49 am ce.—

      Sean!
      We fucking live an hour away from each other! Why are we not drinking together?! Exclamation marks!

  11. July 30th, 2010 / 10:49 pm ce.—

      Sean!
      We fucking live an hour away from each other! Why are we not drinking together?! Exclamation marks!

  12. July 30th, 2010 / 10:54 pm Janey Smith—

      Fuck you, Sean Lovelace (joking tone). Perhaps, it is also appropriate to substitute editors/publishers for writers in your eighth comment (more-than-half-serious tone)? I’m drunk already, too (sloppy tone).

  13. July 30th, 2010 / 11:14 pm Sean—

      Well you dropped enough qualifiers to prove my point. Why not say fuck you?

  14. July 31st, 2010 / 1:34 am Jimmy Chen—

      drinking ‘calina’ 2008 reserve chilean cabernet, listening to ‘belle and sebastian,’ feeling effeminate yet douchey; will most likely ‘whack off’ <2hrs.

  15. July 31st, 2010 / 1:55 am zusya17—

      If it doesn’t hurt, you’re not trying.

  16. July 31st, 2010 / 2:49 am ce.—

      Sean!
      We fucking live an hour away from each other! Why are we not drinking together?! Exclamation marks!

  17. July 31st, 2010 / 8:07 am blake—

      yes

  18. July 31st, 2010 / 4:07 am blake—

      yes

  19. July 31st, 2010 / 10:29 am Janey Smith—

      Fuck you.

  20. July 31st, 2010 / 6:29 am Janey Smith—

      Fuck you.

  21. July 31st, 2010 / 8:07 am blake—

      yes

  22. July 31st, 2010 / 2:25 pm Sean—

      ha ha good job Janey!

      Luv

  23. July 31st, 2010 / 10:25 am Sean—

      ha ha good job Janey!

      Luv

  24. July 31st, 2010 / 10:29 am Janey Smith—

      Fuck you.

  25. July 31st, 2010 / 2:25 pm Sean—

      ha ha good job Janey!

      Luv

  26. August 1st, 2010 / 2:08 am ZZZIPP—
  27. July 31st, 2010 / 10:08 pm ZZZIPP—
  28. August 1st, 2010 / 2:08 am ZZZIPP—