Why not dine in the library?

I’ll have to have a drink in my bath.

My brain is unalterable as a ball.

And now the children subscribe to judgment.

I am growing meaner by the hour.

Don’t bother with the fixings!

Honey, drink your beer and get me another one.

Like seeing an orange crow.

We did nothing all day long but drink bathtub gin and play solitaire and smile to ourselves and talk to our animals.

..apocryphal glitter, essential doom.

Hey. Don’t take my rum away.