March 19th, 2010 / 4:59 pm
Random
Sean Lovelace
Random
It is Friday: Go Right Ahead
I am paranoid and belligerent. You?
How I stumbled once drunk into Mary.
A writer’s life is a sentence.
After the picnic, more beer.
Clocks. They annoy.
When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Ireland.
Is it OK to pray for an orgasm?
I like to waltz in.
Take it for Christ’s sake and get drunk!
Large beer. Please. Shut up, Mom.
Ha, ha, drink up, death deliverers.
A milky, cold smell…
Tags: alcohol, J.P. Donleavy
“Is it OK to pray for an orgasm?”
haha…
also that pic is classic
“Is it OK to pray for an orgasm?”
haha…
also that pic is classic
Hey I just want to say that I love these “It is Friday: Go Right Ahead” posts. I look forward to them every week. Cheers, Sean.
Hey I just want to say that I love these “It is Friday: Go Right Ahead” posts. I look forward to them every week. Cheers, Sean.
I might get drunk tonight. Haven’t decided yet…Just a shot across the bow. A kind warning.
Ignore my future comments.
I feel a crow stirring.
I might get drunk tonight. Haven’t decided yet…Just a shot across the bow. A kind warning.
Ignore my future comments.
I feel a crow stirring.
as do i, as do i
“Shut up, Mom.”
as do i, as do i
“Shut up, Mom.”
Sean: I am paranoid and belligerent. You?
Jesus: Only when sober.
Sean: How I stumbled once drunk into Mary.
Jesus: Oh, how I stumbled once outta Mary.
Sean: A writer’s life is a sentence.
Jesus: You’re welcome.
Sean: After the picnic, more beer.
Jesus: I lobbied for water into beer, but my bros weren’t havin it.
Sean: Clocks. They annoy.
Jesus: There is no time.
Sean: When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Ireland.
Jesus: I lobbied for water into beer…
Sean: Is it OK to pray for an orgasm?
Jesus: We’ve got a saint for that.
Sean: I like to waltz in.
Jesus: I like waltzing Matilda.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntYblmpfJ0E&
Sean: Take it for Christ’s sake and get drunk!
Jesus: Sean, sean, sEan, seaN, SeAnnn…
Sean: Large beer. Please. Shut up, Mom.
Jesus: Stein, stein, stein!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTdYUf-vYyQ&
Sean: Ha, ha, drink up, death deliverers.
Jesus: Death shall have no dominion (burp)
Sean: A milky, cold smell…
Jesus: You’re welcome.
Sean: I am paranoid and belligerent. You?
Jesus: Only when sober.
Sean: How I stumbled once drunk into Mary.
Jesus: Oh, how I stumbled once outta Mary.
Sean: A writer’s life is a sentence.
Jesus: You’re welcome.
Sean: After the picnic, more beer.
Jesus: I lobbied for water into beer, but my bros weren’t havin it.
Sean: Clocks. They annoy.
Jesus: There is no time.
Sean: When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Ireland.
Jesus: I lobbied for water into beer…
Sean: Is it OK to pray for an orgasm?
Jesus: We’ve got a saint for that.
Sean: I like to waltz in.
Jesus: I like waltzing Matilda.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntYblmpfJ0E&
Sean: Take it for Christ’s sake and get drunk!
Jesus: Sean, sean, sEan, seaN, SeAnnn…
Sean: Large beer. Please. Shut up, Mom.
Jesus: Stein, stein, stein!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTdYUf-vYyQ&
Sean: Ha, ha, drink up, death deliverers.
Jesus: Death shall have no dominion (burp)
Sean: A milky, cold smell…
Jesus: You’re welcome.
I gotta say, these are better when drunk.
I gotta say, these are better when drunk.
I am paranoid and belligerent. You?
same.
I am paranoid and belligerent. You?
same.
I was obliged to “behave” last night at a “family function” and did so quite admirably, I might add, by only enjoying two glasses of a very nice red wine: Folie a’ Deux’s Menage a’ Trois, “a delightful blend based on three varietals, Zinfandel, Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon.”
I intend to make up for this (“reward myself”) tonight.
I was obliged to “behave” last night at a “family function” and did so quite admirably, I might add, by only enjoying two glasses of a very nice red wine: Folie a’ Deux’s Menage a’ Trois, “a delightful blend based on three varietals, Zinfandel, Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon.”
I intend to make up for this (“reward myself”) tonight.
i’ve had that! it’s good. i was “shitfaced” at my ex-girlfriend’s birthday party once and my friend and i went to the store to procure some more booze for her. but it was a wine party, so we got wine, and at the time it seemed funny for myself and a friend to buy menage a trois for my then-girlfriend. we presented it to her with big grins on our faces. probably not all that funny, in the final analysis. good wine, though.
i’ve had that! it’s good. i was “shitfaced” at my ex-girlfriend’s birthday party once and my friend and i went to the store to procure some more booze for her. but it was a wine party, so we got wine, and at the time it seemed funny for myself and a friend to buy menage a trois for my then-girlfriend. we presented it to her with big grins on our faces. probably not all that funny, in the final analysis. good wine, though.