April 25th, 2010 / 7:58 pm
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It is Friday (not): Go Right Ahead

Sorry. I was mara-stumbling (stumbling through a marathon)

Sorry. So drunk to not realize my drunkenness

Sorry. But you must order your life for it to fall apart

Want an hour to vanish politely? Well…gin

Anyone can panhandle at night. Even the afternoon. I’d like to see you properly panhandle in the morning

Strange. All whiskey is “fairly good.”

Is that you, trembling in the bed?

I can’t seem to click my tongue with my teeth. Maybe that’s only for novels, or sober people

Disgrace will dive at you!

Drunk as a fucking postage stamp

Me? I prefer an array of siphons and a punch bowl big as a synagogue

Ceiling up your honey! My Sara!

That’s cold

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32 Comments

  1. phm

      “Drunk as a fucking postage stamp.” Priceless. I’m stealing that.

  2. phm

      “Drunk as a fucking postage stamp.” Priceless. I’m stealing that.

  3. Jhon Baker

      morning panhandling – quite good, quite right.

  4. Jhon Baker

      morning panhandling – quite good, quite right.

  5. Kurt

      i will attest to old crow whiskey not being fairly good

  6. Kurt

      i will attest to old crow whiskey not being fairly good

  7. Nathan Tyree

      I will second that

  8. Nathan Tyree

      I will second that

  9. mimi

      I haven’t had a good drunk in a while. I’m out of vodka.

      They keep making mistakes on my paycheck. I am getting tired of going in every month and correcting them.

      Someone just asked me to bring the cake and candles to my own birthday party. She was joking, but I didn’t find it funny.

      This is Monday morning. I am Monday stumbling and already late.

  10. mimi

      I haven’t had a good drunk in a while. I’m out of vodka.

      They keep making mistakes on my paycheck. I am getting tired of going in every month and correcting them.

      Someone just asked me to bring the cake and candles to my own birthday party. She was joking, but I didn’t find it funny.

      This is Monday morning. I am Monday stumbling and already late.

  11. Sean

      Your own cake to your party. That’s kinda priceless.

  12. Sean

      Your own cake to your party. That’s kinda priceless.

  13. Nathan Tyree

      But it is drinkable. Better than Kentucky Deluxe

  14. Nathan Tyree

      But it is drinkable. Better than Kentucky Deluxe

  15. Donald

      My life of late’s been whisky, gin and wine. I’m out of money. I paid a week’s food to lose three out of the last five nights.

      The next few will be spent head-first in Shakespeare. I only occupy my own life in the daytimes, now, and even then I wake at midday.

      Fortunately, my friends cook a mean steak.

  16. Donald

      My life of late’s been whisky, gin and wine. I’m out of money. I paid a week’s food to lose three out of the last five nights.

      The next few will be spent head-first in Shakespeare. I only occupy my own life in the daytimes, now, and even then I wake at midday.

      Fortunately, my friends cook a mean steak.

  17. stephen

      was “riding the snake” this weekend… seemed to work out well

  18. stephen

      was “riding the snake” this weekend… seemed to work out well

  19. Donald

      I had to look that up on urbandictionary. Clearly you’re the ‘Strange House’ to my ‘Primary Colours’. ‘La Haine’ to my ‘Jean de Florette’.

      References! This must be a sign of something.

      Seems like it’s preferable to ‘riding the naked mole rat’ (a thing).

  20. Donald

      I had to look that up on urbandictionary. Clearly you’re the ‘Strange House’ to my ‘Primary Colours’. ‘La Haine’ to my ‘Jean de Florette’.

      References! This must be a sign of something.

      Seems like it’s preferable to ‘riding the naked mole rat’ (a thing).

  21. stephen

      ewww re: riding the naked mole rat haha…. hmmm…i had to write an essay on “la haine” for a film class in college. what is strange house/primary colours? are you ‘really’ a jean de florette guy? (just looked it up on wiki)

      don’t be so sure what kind of guy i am :)

  22. stephen

      ewww re: riding the naked mole rat haha…. hmmm…i had to write an essay on “la haine” for a film class in college. what is strange house/primary colours? are you ‘really’ a jean de florette guy? (just looked it up on wiki)

      don’t be so sure what kind of guy i am :)

  23. stephen

      i’d say i’m more of a “pierrot le fou” kind of guy, or a “cleo de 5 a 7” or a “la belle noiseuse” kind of guy ;)

  24. stephen

      i’d say i’m more of a “pierrot le fou” kind of guy, or a “cleo de 5 a 7” or a “la belle noiseuse” kind of guy ;)

  25. Donald

      Haha, I just meant ‘more hardcore’. In truth, I can’t quite remember what happened in Jean de Florette (haven’t watched it for years), but as far as the abundance of rural French village scenes goes, there’s definitely very little resemblance.

      My native habitat is much more La Haine, I guess, but not in black and white, and with noticeably less crippling poverty / gun crime. And more hair.

      Strange House and Primary Colours were the first and second albums by the Horrors, respectively. The former was pretty dark garage / punk, or however you’d describe it, whereas the latter was relatively ‘chill’.

  26. Donald

      Haha, I just meant ‘more hardcore’. In truth, I can’t quite remember what happened in Jean de Florette (haven’t watched it for years), but as far as the abundance of rural French village scenes goes, there’s definitely very little resemblance.

      My native habitat is much more La Haine, I guess, but not in black and white, and with noticeably less crippling poverty / gun crime. And more hair.

      Strange House and Primary Colours were the first and second albums by the Horrors, respectively. The former was pretty dark garage / punk, or however you’d describe it, whereas the latter was relatively ‘chill’.

  27. stephen

      oh ok donald, hehe, gotcha

  28. stephen

      oh ok donald, hehe, gotcha

  29. Donald

      Oh, I haven’t seen either of those. ‘Pierrot le fou’ looks cool. I’ll have to add them to The List. I never have time to watch films in term (semester?) so I’ve fallen behind by like a year.

  30. Donald

      Oh, I haven’t seen either of those. ‘Pierrot le fou’ looks cool. I’ll have to add them to The List. I never have time to watch films in term (semester?) so I’ve fallen behind by like a year.

  31. Donald

      this exchange is an interesting example of time delay in communication

      mildly interesting, anyway, on the level of ‘huh’

  32. Donald

      this exchange is an interesting example of time delay in communication

      mildly interesting, anyway, on the level of ‘huh’