December 28th, 2009 / 6:06 pm
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Moyamensing Prison by Charles Bukowski

we shot craps in the exercise yard while the

dummies played ball with a torn-up shirt

wound into a ball

once or twice a day we had to break it up

under a tommy gun from the tower—

some blank-faced screw pointing it at

us, but,

by god, through it we somehow played

and through some skill and

luck

I soon had all the money in the yard.

and in the morning and in the days that followed—

the screws, the sparrows, the shivs, the dips, the

strongarms, the looneys, the hustlers, the freaks,

the discarded dream-presidents of America, the cook,

in fact, all my critics, they all called me

“Mr. Bukowski,” a kind of fleeting immortality

I guess,

but real as hogs’ heads or dead flowers,

and the force of it

got to me there:

“Mr. Bukowski,” ace-crapshooter,

money-man in a world of almost no

money.

immortality.

I didn’t recite them Shelley, no,

and everything came to me after lights out:

slim-hipped boys I didn’t want

steaks and ice cream and cigars which I did

want, and

shaving cream, new razorblades, the latest copy of the

New Yorker.

what greater immortality than Heaven in Hell,

and I continued to enjoy it until they

threw me out on the streets

back to my typewriter,

innocent, lazy, frightened and mortal

again.

Student: I could write like Bukowski.

Me: Go right ahead.

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58 Comments

  1. Blake Butler

      student wins?

  2. Blake Butler

      student wins?

  3. .

      I don’t understand the Bukowski hate. I enjoy a lot of his stuff. Can someone articulate why Bukowski is an inferior poet or point me in the direction of someone who can?

  4. .

      I don’t understand the Bukowski hate. I enjoy a lot of his stuff. Can someone articulate why Bukowski is an inferior poet or point me in the direction of someone who can?

  5. mjm

      if you dont have haters you’re doing something wrong.

      annnnnnnnnd print.

  6. mjm

      if you dont have haters you’re doing something wrong.

      annnnnnnnnd print.

  7. Paul
  8. Paul
  9. jonny ross

      who’s hating?

      i like it.

  10. jonny ross

      who’s hating?

      i like it.

  11. Andy

      this is great. nice post.

  12. Andy

      this is great. nice post.

  13. Father Luke
  14. Father Luke
  15. Paul

      you shit beer?

  16. Paul

      you shit beer?

  17. Paul

      oh i see the error now. my bad. not to embarrass you, but you don’t know how to spell the word “referring”

  18. Paul

      oh i see the error now. my bad. not to embarrass you, but you don’t know how to spell the word “referring”

  19. Sean

      Is this a koan?

      I don’t have win/lose contests with students.

      Jesus, Avatar was long.

  20. Sean

      Is this a koan?

      I don’t have win/lose contests with students.

      Jesus, Avatar was long.

  21. Alexis Orgera

      this is some funny commentary. The beer shit segment is one of my favorite parts of that interview.

  22. Alexis Orgera

      this is some funny commentary. The beer shit segment is one of my favorite parts of that interview.

  23. Father Luke

      I’m not at all embarrased by my spalling lacks. However, I do become a bit timid when someone smells my beer shits.

      – –
      Okay,
      Father Luke

  24. Father Luke

      I’m not at all embarrased by my spalling lacks. However, I do become a bit timid when someone smells my beer shits.

      – –
      Okay,
      Father Luke

  25. dan

      i just wish bukowski had been more careful (or more deliberate) with his line breaks.

  26. dan

      i just wish bukowski had been more careful (or more deliberate) with his line breaks.

  27. bl pawelek

      the beer shit line was classic.
      plenty of haters in Southern California, mainly from the “professionals” and “academics” – to see some “drunk tossing words down”.

      I love the guy. Asshole? sure. Read Ham and Rye, you’ll see why.
      Plus, he produced like a madman, Dead 15? years now and still new poems are getting published.

  28. bl pawelek

      the beer shit line was classic.
      plenty of haters in Southern California, mainly from the “professionals” and “academics” – to see some “drunk tossing words down”.

      I love the guy. Asshole? sure. Read Ham and Rye, you’ll see why.
      Plus, he produced like a madman, Dead 15? years now and still new poems are getting published.

  29. Paul

      i’m an asshole

  30. Paul

      i’m an asshole

  31. Sean

      In this poem, some line breaks problems might be my fault so Buk would be pissy with me but I would buy him 7 beers and he would say, “you’re alright son.”

      my students say the same with Brautigan poetry. “I could write that.”

      I say, “Go right ahead.”

  32. Sean

      In this poem, some line breaks problems might be my fault so Buk would be pissy with me but I would buy him 7 beers and he would say, “you’re alright son.”

      my students say the same with Brautigan poetry. “I could write that.”

      I say, “Go right ahead.”

  33. LK

      I live a block from the from the former site of Moyamensing Prison in South Philly. It’s an ACME supermarket now. Oddly, whenever at that ACME, I’m always struck by “the looneys, the hustlers, the freaks, the discarded dream-presidents of America” buying sugared cereals, white bread, and very cheap about-to-go-bad chicken legs.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moyamensing_Prison

  34. LK

      I live a block from the from the former site of Moyamensing Prison in South Philly. It’s an ACME supermarket now. Oddly, whenever at that ACME, I’m always struck by “the looneys, the hustlers, the freaks, the discarded dream-presidents of America” buying sugared cereals, white bread, and very cheap about-to-go-bad chicken legs.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moyamensing_Prison

  35. sasha fletcher

      about-to-go-bad may be going a little easy on those chicken legs. i almost bought some once.

  36. sasha fletcher

      about-to-go-bad may be going a little easy on those chicken legs. i almost bought some once.

  37. damon

      holy..

  38. damon

      holy..

  39. LK

      Cook ’em long enough and slather ’em in some tangy BBQ sauce — they’re definitely worth $2.35 a dozen.

  40. LK

      Cook ’em long enough and slather ’em in some tangy BBQ sauce — they’re definitely worth $2.35 a dozen.

  41. Stu

      I’m sure students could write Billy Collins, too. But who would want to? I hate when people say that, “well I could do that.” Well then do it and shut the fuck up.

      Bukowski is one of my favorites. Brautigan as well. I was standing on the train the other day and “Gee, you’re so beautiful that it’s starting to rain” was on one of the walls.

  42. Stu

      I’m sure students could write Billy Collins, too. But who would want to? I hate when people say that, “well I could do that.” Well then do it and shut the fuck up.

      Bukowski is one of my favorites. Brautigan as well. I was standing on the train the other day and “Gee, you’re so beautiful that it’s starting to rain” was on one of the walls.

  43. Amber

      Agreed. “Well, I could do that” is the world’s stupidest statement because, well, did you? No? Then shut the fuck up. It’s not as if art is nothing more than imitation of something that already exists. Someone else could have thrown paint at a canvas, but it happened to be Jackson Pollock that did it and became famous for it. So shut the fuck up and go buy a Thomas Kinkade painting full of light, guy next to me at the MOMA saying, “Whatever, my kid could do that.” Because even if your kid could, being able to is really not the point.

      I don’t love Bukowski, but I’m hardly going to go around saying, yeah, I could write that. Even if you did, tough shit, kid, because Bukowski already did it. What a dumb thing to say about any artist.

  44. Amber

      Agreed. “Well, I could do that” is the world’s stupidest statement because, well, did you? No? Then shut the fuck up. It’s not as if art is nothing more than imitation of something that already exists. Someone else could have thrown paint at a canvas, but it happened to be Jackson Pollock that did it and became famous for it. So shut the fuck up and go buy a Thomas Kinkade painting full of light, guy next to me at the MOMA saying, “Whatever, my kid could do that.” Because even if your kid could, being able to is really not the point.

      I don’t love Bukowski, but I’m hardly going to go around saying, yeah, I could write that. Even if you did, tough shit, kid, because Bukowski already did it. What a dumb thing to say about any artist.

  45. Blake Butler
    • Blake Butler

    • Sean

        I like that, Blake.

    • Sean

        I like that, Blake.

    • Blake Butler

        i bet u do

    • Amber

        That is my new favorite thing. Love.

    • Blake Butler

        i bet u do

    • Amber

        That is my new favorite thing. Love.

    • Blake Butler

        but is it true?

        i don’t think it is.

    • Blake Butler

        but is it true?

        i don’t think it is.

    • Paul

        i think it is true, but i think so much of modern art depends on the “ideas” of the artist as opposed to strictly his or her artistic capabilities.

        i think ideas are essentially the “modern art”

        i’ve heard a lot of people say that they aren’t at all impressed with david shrigley. that his drawings look like drawings a ten year-old could do. but i think david shrigley is brilliant. his ideas are good ideas. and i enjoy his drawings.

    • Paul

        i think it is true, but i think so much of modern art depends on the “ideas” of the artist as opposed to strictly his or her artistic capabilities.

        i think ideas are essentially the “modern art”

        i’ve heard a lot of people say that they aren’t at all impressed with david shrigley. that his drawings look like drawings a ten year-old could do. but i think david shrigley is brilliant. his ideas are good ideas. and i enjoy his drawings.

    • Sean

        well I am assuming you liked it too (as in it was interesting). You posted it.

    • Sean

        well I am assuming you liked it too (as in it was interesting). You posted it.