January 9th, 2009 / 7:42 pm
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NERVE: THE FIRST TEN YEARS- Vote Now (or Later)! And an HTMLGIANT Contest!

Hey Cutie!

Hey Cutie!

Nerve is coming out with a best of the first ten years book, called Nerve: The First Ten Years. Vote for your favorite stories (and photographs) and make a writer happy. Also, I ate a very greasy re-heated grilled cheese sandwich and my stomach sort of hurts, (I’ve had a mild hangover  today, too.) And for some wierd reason, looking at this photograph  makes my stomach hurt a little bit more (but also makes me feel celebratory in the magic that is the internet sort of way). Someone post more stuff -quick! Oh wait! It’s Friday! You’all are out.

Wait! A Haiku contest- the best haiku about this picture gets a package of indie press books from me!  Bring it on.

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59 Comments

  1. January 9th, 2009 / 11:46 pm ryan—

      that may be one of the most frightening pictures i’ve ever seen.

  2. January 9th, 2009 / 7:46 pm ryan—

      that may be one of the most frightening pictures i’ve ever seen.

  3. January 9th, 2009 / 11:50 pm Jereme Dean—

      i concur.

      it is awesome

  4. January 9th, 2009 / 7:50 pm pr—

      I love the internet.

  5. January 9th, 2009 / 7:50 pm Jereme Dean—

      i concur.

      it is awesome

  6. January 9th, 2009 / 11:57 pm ryan—

      i am scarred

  7. January 9th, 2009 / 7:57 pm ryan—

      i am scarred

  8. January 9th, 2009 / 8:07 pm pr—

      OK, for some reason, this picture makes me giggle. I got sports on the telly, a bottle of wine next to me, and then every now and then I look at this picture and giggle. I love life.

      Now, I just would like to share with everyone here at htmlgiant, how I accidentally happened upon this wonderful foto. I was trying to think of a tasteful boobs friday pick- one that related to the Nerve thingy- and so I searched image/google the word–get this– BREASTFEEDING. And this is one of the many, many fotos that came up!!!

  9. January 10th, 2009 / 12:15 am ryan—

      that sounds like a nice friday evening, pr. i’m sitting in a hotel on the coast, but i am not next to a bottle of wine… at least there is a bar downstairs! friday’s pictures have morphed from the “early days” into something more amusing, but less arousing. i’m not sure which is better

  10. January 9th, 2009 / 8:15 pm ryan—

      that sounds like a nice friday evening, pr. i’m sitting in a hotel on the coast, but i am not next to a bottle of wine… at least there is a bar downstairs! friday’s pictures have morphed from the “early days” into something more amusing, but less arousing. i’m not sure which is better

  11. January 9th, 2009 / 8:27 pm pr—

      minibar?
      yes, arousing. we would need malone to post again. someday, maybe she will.

      a hotel on the coast sounds very romantic. i hope you are with your wife.

  12. January 10th, 2009 / 12:39 am ryan—

      no minibar :(

      my wife, sadly, is at home taking care of the kids. i’m here for my mfa. i will be looking out at the ocean from my jacuzzi tub being all lonely and drunk later tonight.

  13. January 9th, 2009 / 8:39 pm ryan—

      no minibar :(

      my wife, sadly, is at home taking care of the kids. i’m here for my mfa. i will be looking out at the ocean from my jacuzzi tub being all lonely and drunk later tonight.

  14. January 10th, 2009 / 12:40 am ryan—

      also, don’t downplay your photo-factor, pr, you coy one.

  15. January 9th, 2009 / 8:40 pm ryan—

      also, don’t downplay your photo-factor, pr, you coy one.

  16. January 10th, 2009 / 2:47 am barry—

      arousal trumps humor

  17. January 10th, 2009 / 2:47 am barry—

      pr, baby, this pic is fucked

  18. January 9th, 2009 / 10:47 pm barry—

      arousal trumps humor

  19. January 9th, 2009 / 10:47 pm barry—

      pr, baby, this pic is fucked

  20. January 10th, 2009 / 3:00 am jimmy—

      is it a woman who took testosterone for hair, a man who took estrogen for boobs, or photoshop?

  21. January 9th, 2009 / 11:00 pm jimmy—

      is it a woman who took testosterone for hair, a man who took estrogen for boobs, or photoshop?

  22. January 10th, 2009 / 3:23 am Jonny Darko—

      questions best left unanswered.

  23. January 9th, 2009 / 11:23 pm Jonny Darko—

      questions best left unanswered.

  24. January 10th, 2009 / 4:55 am pr—

      barry, i know I KNOW. I googled breastfeeding. just keep that in mind, while you gaze wonderously at the gift that is the internet. i love you. lets go look at catzplot together. i am out of the car. lets be together. oh wait. maybe not here. another post? an earlier post? i love you barry

  25. January 10th, 2009 / 12:55 am pr—

      barry, i know I KNOW. I googled breastfeeding. just keep that in mind, while you gaze wonderously at the gift that is the internet. i love you. lets go look at catzplot together. i am out of the car. lets be together. oh wait. maybe not here. another post? an earlier post? i love you barry

  26. January 10th, 2009 / 10:17 am ryan—

      what? barry gets all that? and i get nothing?

  27. January 10th, 2009 / 6:17 am ryan—

      what? barry gets all that? and i get nothing?

  28. January 10th, 2009 / 1:06 pm pr—

      ryan, i am by nature, very faithful. To barry. But I hope I have shown my appreciation for you, ryan. Because I do appreciate you very much. I do! that pic of you on your blog with the mask on? Nice.

      no one has written a haiku. That is OK. I understand.

  29. January 10th, 2009 / 5:09 pm ryan—

      i was just giving you shit, partially because i was drunk off my ass.

      the mask picture is one of my favorite pics, i’m glad someone besides me appreciates it!

      i will try my hand at a haiku, i didn’t notice that part of the post until now…

  30. January 10th, 2009 / 1:09 pm ryan—

      i was just giving you shit, partially because i was drunk off my ass.

      the mask picture is one of my favorite pics, i’m glad someone besides me appreciates it!

      i will try my hand at a haiku, i didn’t notice that part of the post until now…

  31. January 10th, 2009 / 5:34 pm sampink—

      giant hairy tits
      never again can i fuck
      legs clothed in rainbows

  32. January 10th, 2009 / 1:34 pm sampink—

      giant hairy tits
      never again can i fuck
      legs clothed in rainbows

  33. January 10th, 2009 / 5:35 pm sampink—

      hairy tits touch belt
      rainbowed legs hold hairy gift
      i am fucking sick

  34. January 10th, 2009 / 5:35 pm sampink—

      all joking aside
      i feel a whole lot better
      about my body

  35. January 10th, 2009 / 1:35 pm sampink—

      hairy tits touch belt
      rainbowed legs hold hairy gift
      i am fucking sick

  36. January 10th, 2009 / 1:35 pm sampink—

      all joking aside
      i feel a whole lot better
      about my body

  37. January 10th, 2009 / 1:41 pm pr—

      I WORSHIP SAM PINK.

  38. January 10th, 2009 / 5:53 pm ryan—

      not quite pr’s ass
      but it will do in a pinch
      when you are lonely

  39. January 10th, 2009 / 1:53 pm ryan—

      not quite pr’s ass
      but it will do in a pinch
      when you are lonely

  40. January 10th, 2009 / 2:15 pm pr—

      ryan, thanks for talking about my ass. i’ll send you a book for that alone.

  41. January 10th, 2009 / 8:08 pm ryan—

      thanks for having an ass to talk about. it’s inspiring.

  42. January 10th, 2009 / 4:08 pm ryan—

      thanks for having an ass to talk about. it’s inspiring.

  43. January 11th, 2009 / 12:09 am Blake Butler—

      that dude can spurt gunk
      in her own hole, spoot child out,
      feed child through nip beard

  44. January 10th, 2009 / 8:09 pm Blake Butler—

      that dude can spurt gunk
      in her own hole, spoot child out,
      feed child through nip beard

  45. January 10th, 2009 / 10:09 pm pr—

      holy crap. blake-once darby called you a genuis on your blog- he was right.

  46. January 11th, 2009 / 5:03 am daniel bailey—

      i want those socks but
      …um…longer so i can keep
      my dick from swinging

  47. January 11th, 2009 / 1:03 am daniel bailey—

      i want those socks but
      …um…longer so i can keep
      my dick from swinging

  48. January 11th, 2009 / 9:35 am jereme—

      blake is vitamin everything

      suckle his goodness

  49. January 11th, 2009 / 5:35 am jereme—

      blake is vitamin everything

      suckle his goodness

  50. January 11th, 2009 / 10:08 am jereme—

      hey pr,

      you are aware people don’t know which one is your story right?

      red pubes shine so fierce
      i want to titty fuck him
      now bi-curious

  51. January 11th, 2009 / 6:08 am jereme—

      hey pr,

      you are aware people don’t know which one is your story right?

      red pubes shine so fierce
      i want to titty fuck him
      now bi-curious

  52. January 11th, 2009 / 2:11 pm g—

      Hi Q,

      Rainbow knee-stockings
      Yellow wallpaper, as well
      I miss anything?

      Ciao

  53. January 11th, 2009 / 10:11 am g—

      Hi Q,

      Rainbow knee-stockings
      Yellow wallpaper, as well
      I miss anything?

      Ciao

  54. January 11th, 2009 / 5:32 pm Blake Butler—

      ;) pr. this thread rulez

  55. January 11th, 2009 / 1:32 pm Blake Butler—

      ;) pr. this thread rulez

  56. January 12th, 2009 / 4:28 pm pr—

      Ryan, Blake and Sam- send me your address via here or my “pr” blog and I’ll send you some stuff.

      thanks for your support. You all rock my world.

  57. January 13th, 2009 / 6:23 am ryan—

      pr, thank you. i’ve always wanted to rock your world. email me (rwrkb@hotmail.com) and i’ll send you my address since that is slightly more secure than posting it here ;)

  58. January 13th, 2009 / 2:23 am ryan—

      pr, thank you. i’ve always wanted to rock your world. email me (rwrkb@hotmail.com) and i’ll send you my address since that is slightly more secure than posting it here ;)

  59. January 13th, 2009 / 11:53 am pr—

      done ryan! you other dudes can email me or post on my blog if you want some free reading materials. i loved all of your haikus very much.