August 15th, 2009 / 12:39 pm
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New Issue of B.D.T.D.A.E.A.T.C.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, werewolves, transsexuals, and Frankenstein monsters, step right up and see curiosities and monstrosities, wonders and horrors like you’ve never seen before! See the terror of the Antipodes, the ferocious platypus! Behold the dark, twisted longings of the Satanic progeny of the magus Joseph Smith! For the first time anywhere see the elusive metaphor in captivity! And see the most rare and shy of entities, here for your amusement is the good life! Step right up and break through the barriers set up to protect the tender juicy white meat of your fragile mind, step right up and watch as we BUST DOWN THE DOOR AND EAT ALL THE CHICKENS!

8 Comments

  1. August 15th, 2009 / 5:14 pm Bradley Sands—

      Thanks, Christopher.

      Here’s the lineup:

      Includes stories by Shane Jones, Steve Aylett, D. Harlan Wilson, Christopher Higgs, Sean Casey, Ben Stein, Katy Wimhurst, and Ryan W. Bradley.

  2. August 15th, 2009 / 1:14 pm Bradley Sands—

      Thanks, Christopher.

      Here’s the lineup:

      Includes stories by Shane Jones, Steve Aylett, D. Harlan Wilson, Christopher Higgs, Sean Casey, Ben Stein, Katy Wimhurst, and Ryan W. Bradley.

  3. August 15th, 2009 / 7:48 pm Janey Smith—

      Mr. Higgs? I think you’ve found your “calling”–as a carny or an old-school barker! (Bakhtin would be proud!)

  4. August 15th, 2009 / 3:48 pm Janey Smith—

      Mr. Higgs? I think you’ve found your “calling”–as a carny or an old-school barker! (Bakhtin would be proud!)

  5. August 15th, 2009 / 10:16 pm Christopher Higgs—

      Can’t take credit for that quote, Janey…I just lifted it from the website…it’s all Mr. Sands.

  6. August 15th, 2009 / 6:16 pm Christopher Higgs—

      Can’t take credit for that quote, Janey…I just lifted it from the website…it’s all Mr. Sands.

  7. August 15th, 2009 / 11:01 pm Bradley Sands—

      Actually, my associate editor, Garrett Cook, wrote it.

  8. August 15th, 2009 / 7:01 pm Bradley Sands—

      Actually, my associate editor, Garrett Cook, wrote it.