September 30th, 2009 / 8:58 pm
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“Really? Really? You were going to ruin her life, ruin my life, you cunt-probe dick-munch ass-gashing Animal? Who’s bossing who now? Gash-ass, jiz-lips, turd-munch—”

Victory Lap by George Saunders.

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  1. October 1st, 2009 / 1:12 am jh—

      10:12 AM Ryan: “Here came the hunter now, dragging the deer’s mother by the antlers.”
      10:13 AM me: haha
      i read this in one of my classes yesterday
      and i could not stop laughing while they were talking about longinus
      so obv i looked retarded
      10:17 AM Ryan: do female deers have antlers?
      haah
      yes you did
      10:18 AM me: oh that is funny
      i did not even see taht
      10:19 AM but the swearing section i was dying over
      obv since i am 8 years old

  2. September 30th, 2009 / 9:12 pm jh—

      10:12 AM Ryan: “Here came the hunter now, dragging the deer’s mother by the antlers.”
      10:13 AM me: haha
      i read this in one of my classes yesterday
      and i could not stop laughing while they were talking about longinus
      so obv i looked retarded
      10:17 AM Ryan: do female deers have antlers?
      haah
      yes you did
      10:18 AM me: oh that is funny
      i did not even see taht
      10:19 AM but the swearing section i was dying over
      obv since i am 8 years old

  3. October 1st, 2009 / 1:31 am reynard seifert—

      y e s s s s s s s S

  4. September 30th, 2009 / 9:31 pm reynard seifert—

      y e s s s s s s s S

  5. October 1st, 2009 / 1:39 am Andrew Sierra—

      female deer occasionally have antlers

  6. September 30th, 2009 / 9:39 pm Andrew Sierra—

      female deer occasionally have antlers

  7. October 1st, 2009 / 1:40 am Ryan Call—

      they do? that is crazy.

  8. October 1st, 2009 / 1:40 am jh—

      Only reindeers, which are mythical.

  9. September 30th, 2009 / 9:40 pm Ryan Call—

      they do? that is crazy.

  10. September 30th, 2009 / 9:40 pm jh—

      Only reindeers, which are mythical.

  11. October 1st, 2009 / 1:43 am mimi—

      There seems to be a lot of potty mouth on html giant lately.

  12. September 30th, 2009 / 9:43 pm mimi—

      There seems to be a lot of potty mouth on html giant lately.

  13. October 1st, 2009 / 2:23 am Michael Schaub—

      I was going to say that was probably the first time The New Yorker has printed the phrase “cunt-probe dick-munch,” but then I remembered that profile they did on Ben Bernanke last year.

  14. September 30th, 2009 / 10:23 pm Michael Schaub—

      I was going to say that was probably the first time The New Yorker has printed the phrase “cunt-probe dick-munch,” but then I remembered that profile they did on Ben Bernanke last year.

  15. October 1st, 2009 / 3:55 am Ben White—

      oh snap.

  16. September 30th, 2009 / 11:55 pm Ben White—

      oh snap.

  17. October 1st, 2009 / 12:50 pm Richard—

      well, when you’re george saunders you can publish just about anything just about anywhere – loved “Puppy” from the 2008 BASS, a great collection BTW – AM Homes, TC Boyle, Katie Price, Karen Brown, and GS to name a few excellent contributions

      great story

      he’s my new hero

  18. October 1st, 2009 / 8:50 am Richard—

      well, when you’re george saunders you can publish just about anything just about anywhere – loved “Puppy” from the 2008 BASS, a great collection BTW – AM Homes, TC Boyle, Katie Price, Karen Brown, and GS to name a few excellent contributions

      great story

      he’s my new hero

  19. October 1st, 2009 / 6:01 pm Amelia—

      Puppy was awesome. The New Yorker makes good choices with George Saunders.

  20. October 1st, 2009 / 2:01 pm Amelia—

      Puppy was awesome. The New Yorker makes good choices with George Saunders.

  21. October 1st, 2009 / 7:54 pm Jac Jemc—

      Am I the only one who didn’t like the end of this story?

      Eh. I usually don’t like the endings of stories.

  22. October 1st, 2009 / 3:54 pm Jac Jemc—

      Am I the only one who didn’t like the end of this story?

      Eh. I usually don’t like the endings of stories.

  23. October 2nd, 2009 / 10:57 pm Brittany Dennison—

      This story felt like getting punched in the face if I has a masochist. That’s supposed to be a compliment. It was really good.

  24. October 2nd, 2009 / 6:57 pm Brittany Dennison—

      This story felt like getting punched in the face if I has a masochist. That’s supposed to be a compliment. It was really good.