April 29th, 2009 / 12:51 pm
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Slate Presents: What Your Favorite Grateful Dead Song Says About You

As I’m occasionally forced to point out to the otherwise-savvy HTMLGiant readership, the Grateful Dead are awesome, and anyone who doesn’t understand that should be put to shame. (Some people don’t understand why they’re awesome, which is a different story; you should ask me to explain it to you some time.) Today, Slate helps us celebrate the band’s much-belated laureling by having John Swansburg offer a run-down of what your favorite GD tune says about who you are, and what your corresponding yearbook quote is/was/will be. Here are a few of my favorites. Click through anywhere for the full article.

“Wharf Rat”: Back when you were in grad school at Cornell finishing up the coursework for your literature Ph.D., you had this great riff about how the structure of “Wharf Rat” mimicked that of Coleridge’s “Rime of the Ancient Mariner”—an unreliable narrator relaying a tragic tale through a second, ostensibly reliable narrative voice. At this point, your buddies typically ducked out, ostensibly to pick up another sixer of Genesee.

Yearbook quote: “I got no dime, but I got time to hear his story.”

“Looks Like Rain”: You’re a girl. You fell in love with Bob Weir the first time you saw him at the Fillmore East—the rakish good looks, the adequate rhythm-guitar playing. You find the bad-cowboy Weir of “Me and My Uncle” very sexy, but it’s the lovelorn Weir of “LLR” who swept you off your Birkenstocked feet. “I’ll still sing you love songs, written in the letters of your name” is just about the most romantic lyric you can imagine, and you’re pretty sure that at the Salt Lake City show in ’73, Bob was looking right at you when he sang it. Alas, such a love song would be all but impossible to compose, your name being Zelda Quinn.

Yearbook quote: “My landscape would be empty if you were gone.”

“Truckin’ “: You’re a poser. Sorry, but you are.

Yearbook quote: “What a long strange trip it’s been.”

It should go without saying, but you are all heartily encouraged to name your own favorite Grateful Dead songs, and corresponding descriptions and quotes, in the comments thread. Mine is probably their cover of Buddy Holly’s “Not Fade Away.”

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35 Comments

  1. matthewsavoca

      more like grateful dread, hah

  2. matthewsavoca

      more like grateful dread, hah

  3. Gene Morgan

      Jack Straw

  4. Gene Morgan

      Jack Straw

  5. Gene Morgan

      And then anything with Pigpen.

  6. Gene Morgan

      And then anything with Pigpen.

  7. Nathan Tyree

      Their cover of Mama Tried
      and Ripple

  8. Nathan Tyree

      Their cover of Mama Tried
      and Ripple

  9. Nathan Tyree

      This was the best from the article:

      “Dark Star: You consider any Dead song that clocks in at less than 20 minutes a frivolous ditty. You believe the band was never the same after Ron “Pigpen” McKernan died in ’73. You don’t own a Dead T-shirt, but you own several Dead tattoos, including a terrifying Steal Your Face skull on your forearm that renders you unemployable in several service-related fields. You don’t own a motorcycle operator’s license, but you frequently operate motorcycles. You’re familiar with the effects of PCP; you’ve done a little time. You can’t believe what’s become of the Haight. You, my friend, are the genuine article.

      Yearbook quote: N/A. Didn’t finish high school.”

  10. Nathan Tyree

      This was the best from the article:

      “Dark Star: You consider any Dead song that clocks in at less than 20 minutes a frivolous ditty. You believe the band was never the same after Ron “Pigpen” McKernan died in ’73. You don’t own a Dead T-shirt, but you own several Dead tattoos, including a terrifying Steal Your Face skull on your forearm that renders you unemployable in several service-related fields. You don’t own a motorcycle operator’s license, but you frequently operate motorcycles. You’re familiar with the effects of PCP; you’ve done a little time. You can’t believe what’s become of the Haight. You, my friend, are the genuine article.

      Yearbook quote: N/A. Didn’t finish high school.”

  11. PHM

      Maybe I’m an uninformed asshole, but my favorite song was always Friend of the Devil? Am I confused or something? I thought the guy who wrote it’s name was like Richard something, or Robert something, Robert Hunter maybe, I dunno, I always loved that song though, no matter who sang it. Maybe I’m way off base, but Slate didn’t list it.

  12. PHM

      Maybe I’m an uninformed asshole, but my favorite song was always Friend of the Devil? Am I confused or something? I thought the guy who wrote it’s name was like Richard something, or Robert something, Robert Hunter maybe, I dunno, I always loved that song though, no matter who sang it. Maybe I’m way off base, but Slate didn’t list it.

  13. Nathan Tyree

      That’s a Dead song. Don’t know why the article didn’t list that one. They left out a lot of good ones.

  14. Nathan Tyree

      That’s a Dead song. Don’t know why the article didn’t list that one. They left out a lot of good ones.

  15. sasha

      casey jones.
      it’s catchy and i like that.

  16. sasha

      casey jones.
      it’s catchy and i like that.

  17. Aaron

      Sugar Magnolia and China Cat Sunflower are solid

  18. Aaron

      Sugar Magnolia and China Cat Sunflower are solid

  19. David Erlewine

      Friend of the Devil is my favorite hands down. I still listen to it while working out. Robert Hunter wrote it.

      “…but it don’t look like me” Greatness.

  20. David Erlewine

      Friend of the Devil is my favorite hands down. I still listen to it while working out. Robert Hunter wrote it.

      “…but it don’t look like me” Greatness.

  21. Bill Walsh

      Sampson and Delilah or Bertha.

  22. Bill Walsh

      Sampson and Delilah or Bertha.

  23. Paul Siegell

      as my friends says, “is it really possible to have a favorite dead song?”

  24. Paul Siegell

      as my friends says, “is it really possible to have a favorite dead song?”

  25. Justin Taylor

      Paul, your friend wins.

  26. Justin Taylor

      Paul, your friend wins.

  27. Jonny Ross

      I agree with Paul’s friend, but will throw out St. Stephen and The Other One just for literary significance sake, maybe. Also, Victim or the Crime for being the darkest Dead song definitely.

  28. Jonny Ross

      I agree with Paul’s friend, but will throw out St. Stephen and The Other One just for literary significance sake, maybe. Also, Victim or the Crime for being the darkest Dead song definitely.

  29. Paul's friend

      i lied. my favorite’s “casey jones.” sorry paul!

  30. Paul's friend

      i lied. my favorite’s “casey jones.” sorry paul!

  31. matthewsavoca

      wait, is everyone jk-ing or not, im confused

  32. matthewsavoca

      wait, is everyone jk-ing or not, im confused

  33. matthewsavoca

      just kidding

  34. matthewsavoca

      just kidding

  35. Drew Toal

      Take the flag down