October 17th, 2008 / 12:12 am
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the website “robot melon” is awesome and it’s like heroin and gay sex because it makes me feel so damn good

robot melon is a journal run by stephen daniel lewis, who may or may not be a real human being.  every time a new robot melon comes out i read the whole thing and i feel excitement about it beforehand.  like i roll my sleeves up and do a dramatic knuckle cracking thing and then say to myself, “it’s now or never chico” and then i click on the issue.  i don’t read too many journals by name rather than accidentally through someone else’s work.  but i like robot melon.  i think i would be gratified if robot melon existed for another 25 years.  and on the 25th year stephen daniel lewis just wrote a really long obscene and hateful post and was like “robot melon will never die homey”.

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15 Comments

  1. October 17th, 2008 / 2:38 pm Matt—

      Robot Mellon has the same power that the sun has, just without the cancer giving properties.

  2. October 17th, 2008 / 2:38 pm Matt—

      Robot Mellon has the same power that the sun has, just without the cancer giving properties.

  3. October 17th, 2008 / 10:38 am Matt—

      Robot Mellon has the same power that the sun has, just without the cancer giving properties.

  4. October 17th, 2008 / 2:40 pm pr—

      Well, this is sort of boobs friday, in that melons can be booblike.

  5. October 17th, 2008 / 2:40 pm pr—

      Well, this is sort of boobs friday, in that melons can be booblike.

  6. October 17th, 2008 / 10:40 am pr—

      Well, this is sort of boobs friday, in that melons can be booblike.

  7. October 17th, 2008 / 3:41 pm Jimmy Chen—

      i really like the design and savoca’s drawings. more journals should incorporate ‘original’ art.

  8. October 17th, 2008 / 3:41 pm Jimmy Chen—

      i really like the design and savoca’s drawings. more journals should incorporate ‘original’ art.

  9. October 17th, 2008 / 11:41 am Jimmy Chen—

      i really like the design and savoca’s drawings. more journals should incorporate ‘original’ art.

  10. October 17th, 2008 / 3:54 pm sam pink—

      i agree with the art thing. each robot melon is a piece of art. each one is separate and, dare i say it, “sweet as hell.”

  11. October 17th, 2008 / 3:54 pm sam pink—

      i agree with the art thing. each robot melon is a piece of art. each one is separate and, dare i say it, “sweet as hell.”

  12. October 17th, 2008 / 11:54 am sam pink—

      i agree with the art thing. each robot melon is a piece of art. each one is separate and, dare i say it, “sweet as hell.”

  13. October 18th, 2008 / 2:00 am stephen lewis—

      sam pink mailed me boob cancer

  14. October 18th, 2008 / 2:00 am stephen lewis—

      sam pink mailed me boob cancer

  15. October 17th, 2008 / 10:00 pm stephen lewis—

      sam pink mailed me boob cancer