September 30th, 2009 / 12:48 am
Snippets

Some of you recent commenters, I have no doubt, if handed a cheese sandwich your mother made you for your lunch, would take the sandwich and look at a second, and hand it back for where the bread had a bubble hole baked in the edge.

34 Comments

  1. Ken Baumann

      Lemme be resident Kiss Ass and say, also, that we have brilliant & thoughtful people participating in this forum, too.

      That said: Spiteful anonymous commenters: Glad to have the pageviews, and glad to see you make a fool of yourself online as opposed to real space. :)

  2. Ken Baumann

      Lemme be resident Kiss Ass and say, also, that we have brilliant & thoughtful people participating in this forum, too.

      That said: Spiteful anonymous commenters: Glad to have the pageviews, and glad to see you make a fool of yourself online as opposed to real space. :)

  3. sasha fletcher

      i’ve done it.
      also will only eat white bread.
      but i gave up on the no bubble thing.
      but i still only do white bread.

  4. sasha fletcher

      i’ve done it.
      also will only eat white bread.
      but i gave up on the no bubble thing.
      but i still only do white bread.

  5. david erlewine

      my mom used to make me pb&j sandwiches with American cheese tucked in there. Or maybe I added the cheese.

      Ha, love the anonymous spiteful commenters. Reminds me of the trolling that goes on places like Sherdog and other forums. The milk and cookies guy probably posts in all sorts of places like htmlgiant, regaling his buddies at night with tales of pwning these loser writer freaks who get all pissed at him they could scream!

  6. david erlewine

      my mom used to make me pb&j sandwiches with American cheese tucked in there. Or maybe I added the cheese.

      Ha, love the anonymous spiteful commenters. Reminds me of the trolling that goes on places like Sherdog and other forums. The milk and cookies guy probably posts in all sorts of places like htmlgiant, regaling his buddies at night with tales of pwning these loser writer freaks who get all pissed at him they could scream!

  7. Ryan Call

      ha. his buddies.

  8. Ryan Call

      ha. his buddies.

  9. Gian

      I used to be one of these guys. Until I found out you can tell who they are with their I.P. address. Now I’m scared to say anything anonymously. But I will say this: I have never handed back anything to my mom except a bong she found in my room and I acted like I didn’t know what it was. Ah, bongs. I miss them shits.

  10. Gian

      I used to be one of these guys. Until I found out you can tell who they are with their I.P. address. Now I’m scared to say anything anonymously. But I will say this: I have never handed back anything to my mom except a bong she found in my room and I acted like I didn’t know what it was. Ah, bongs. I miss them shits.

  11. Ryan Call

      i think i once bit at one of your anonymous things, gian. i think had iknown it was you, i would have betterunderstood the comment. now that i think about it, it is funny.

  12. Ryan Call

      i think i once bit at one of your anonymous things, gian. i think had iknown it was you, i would have betterunderstood the comment. now that i think about it, it is funny.

  13. davidpeak

      i’d really love to see how many of the anonymous “crazies” are actually people who read this site and also post comments under their real names.

      also, remember hyo jung? i miss her.

  14. davidpeak

      i’d really love to see how many of the anonymous “crazies” are actually people who read this site and also post comments under their real names.

      also, remember hyo jung? i miss her.

  15. Andrew Sierra

      I don’t want to be mean but I think this kind of reaction to trolling kinda erodes your dignity

      I mean certainly nobody is reading this post and saying “damn I am indeed a childish bastard, he totally got me”

      what the person you’re talking about is thinking is “oh haha what a wuss”

      what other people think is alternately “I agree, this is unacceptable” (but these people already held this sentiment) or “jeez what a baby, its just the internet”

      I did not hold this second opinion but I did cringe pretty hard when I read this post

      I decided to post on this blog for the first time ever just to tell you this, that is how much cringing I did (a lot)

      I’m sorry if I offended you, I did not meant to offend, I like you and the things you do

      Thanks

  16. Andrew Sierra

      I don’t want to be mean but I think this kind of reaction to trolling kinda erodes your dignity

      I mean certainly nobody is reading this post and saying “damn I am indeed a childish bastard, he totally got me”

      what the person you’re talking about is thinking is “oh haha what a wuss”

      what other people think is alternately “I agree, this is unacceptable” (but these people already held this sentiment) or “jeez what a baby, its just the internet”

      I did not hold this second opinion but I did cringe pretty hard when I read this post

      I decided to post on this blog for the first time ever just to tell you this, that is how much cringing I did (a lot)

      I’m sorry if I offended you, I did not meant to offend, I like you and the things you do

      Thanks

  17. Blake Butler

      thanks for the feedback

  18. Blake Butler

      thanks for the feedback

  19. Blake Butler

      moreso: exactly.

  20. Blake Butler

      moreso: exactly.

  21. alec niedenthal

      i’ve done that at subway

  22. alec niedenthal

      i’ve done that at subway

  23. jereme

      who the fuck has a mom that makes them a sandwhich?

  24. jereme

      who the fuck has a mom that makes them a sandwhich?

  25. jereme

      open forum == everything is safe

      who cares

  26. jereme

      open forum == everything is safe

      who cares

  27. Kyle Minor

      This is the first website I open when I get on the Internet. You’re doing something right. Probably a lot of things.

  28. Kyle Minor

      This is the first website I open when I get on the Internet. You’re doing something right. Probably a lot of things.

  29. anonymous

      no one gives a shit about your mom jereme

      anonymous posters are fuckwads

  30. anonymous

      no one gives a shit about your mom jereme

      anonymous posters are fuckwads

  31. jereme

      who the fuck said anything about my mom simpleton?

      and anonymous posters should be welcomed.

      unless people want to admit democracy is flawed because the stupid will always out number the genius.

      that’s not my theory but i do go by it.

  32. jereme

      who the fuck said anything about my mom simpleton?

      and anonymous posters should be welcomed.

      unless people want to admit democracy is flawed because the stupid will always out number the genius.

      that’s not my theory but i do go by it.

  33. barry

      hahahahha. quit yapping. i know you weren’t talking about your mom…. simpleton, though… nice…

  34. barry

      hahahahha. quit yapping. i know you weren’t talking about your mom…. simpleton, though… nice…