30 Comments

1. October 26th, 2009 / 5:10 pm Nathan Tyree—

   because I am an idiot

2. October 26th, 2009 / 1:10 pm Nathan Tyree—

   because I am an idiot

3. October 26th, 2009 / 5:13 pm Ken Baumann—

   One man mean week brigade.

   It feels good. It’s comfortable.

4. October 26th, 2009 / 1:13 pm Ken Baumann—

   One man mean week brigade.

   It feels good. It’s comfortable.

5. October 26th, 2009 / 5:20 pm Michael James—

   because i got a bunch of time that needs wastin.

   because theres no difference between spending all my time smoking weed, or doing jackshit, or working to build a stable home for my nonexistent children.

   its all the same.

6. October 26th, 2009 / 1:20 pm Michael James—

   because i got a bunch of time that needs wastin.

   because theres no difference between spending all my time smoking weed, or doing jackshit, or working to build a stable home for my nonexistent children.

   its all the same.

7. October 26th, 2009 / 5:24 pm davidpeak—

   so i can legitimize myself by participating in online forums wherein i take myself too seriously

8. October 26th, 2009 / 1:24 pm davidpeak—

   so i can legitimize myself by participating in online forums wherein i take myself too seriously

9. October 26th, 2009 / 6:21 pm Bill—

   You’re right! Why _am_ I wasting my time?? Oh, thank you, thank you! Now, I can get on with my life!!

   Probably won’t.

   Oh well, back to my novel…

10. October 26th, 2009 / 2:21 pm Bill—

    You’re right! Why _am_ I wasting my time?? Oh, thank you, thank you! Now, I can get on with my life!!

    Probably won’t.

    Oh well, back to my novel…

11. October 26th, 2009 / 6:28 pm Sarah—

    ‘Cause it feels so good when it’s over.

12. October 26th, 2009 / 2:28 pm Sarah—

    ‘Cause it feels so good when it’s over.

13. October 26th, 2009 / 6:29 pm Phoebe—

    So I don’t have to try to derive meaning from my desk job.

14. October 26th, 2009 / 2:29 pm Phoebe—

    So I don’t have to try to derive meaning from my desk job.

15. October 26th, 2009 / 6:32 pm a moorad—

    …to fight the idea of myself.

16. October 26th, 2009 / 2:32 pm a moorad—

    …to fight the idea of myself.

17. October 26th, 2009 / 7:14 pm Vaughan Simons—

    So that I can sign cheques and write thank you cards to my (dead) grandma at Christmas.

    Oh.

    Wait.

18. October 26th, 2009 / 3:14 pm Vaughan Simons—

    So that I can sign cheques and write thank you cards to my (dead) grandma at Christmas.

    Oh.

    Wait.

19. October 26th, 2009 / 7:19 pm alec niedenthal—

    so i can afford to build a stable for my nonexistent children and so i will improve at video games

20. October 26th, 2009 / 3:19 pm alec niedenthal—

    so i can afford to build a stable for my nonexistent children and so i will improve at video games

21. October 26th, 2009 / 7:30 pm Derek White—

    to ease the burden of mortality.

22. October 26th, 2009 / 3:30 pm Derek White—

    to ease the burden of mortality.

23. October 26th, 2009 / 8:38 pm Nathan Tyree—

    or morality

24. October 26th, 2009 / 4:38 pm Nathan Tyree—

    or morality

25. October 26th, 2009 / 8:49 pm Matthew Simmons—

    I need an excuse to feel bad about myself.

26. October 26th, 2009 / 4:49 pm Matthew Simmons—

    I need an excuse to feel bad about myself.

27. October 27th, 2009 / 3:03 am Jonny Ross—

    because we’re all going to die

    because the only meaning to be found in life is in the play of language

    and because it’s better than sex; that is, there’s no crying and throwing up and overwhelming sense of guilt and shame involved when it’s through

28. October 26th, 2009 / 11:03 pm Jonny Ross—

    because we’re all going to die

    because the only meaning to be found in life is in the play of language

    and because it’s better than sex; that is, there’s no crying and throwing up and overwhelming sense of guilt and shame involved when it’s through

29. October 27th, 2009 / 7:19 am pablo—

    someone told me i should

30. October 27th, 2009 / 3:19 am pablo—

    someone told me i should