November 10th, 2009 / 6:18 pm
Snippets
Snippets
Blake Butler—
Which author has the biggest butt you’ve seen?
-
Archives
- January 2023
- February 2022
- September 2021
- February 2021
- January 2021
- December 2020
- November 2020
- October 2020
- September 2020
- August 2020
- August 2017
- July 2017
- May 2017
- April 2017
- March 2017
- February 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- October 2016
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- March 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- December 2010
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
-
Meta
Sam Pink
Sam Pink
if alexis texas were a writer…
if alexis texas were a writer…
joe mama
joe mama
oprah
oprah
my butt is actually slightly bigger than most peoples’. in grade school i was called “bubble butt.” now, women and gay men comment favorably all the time. it’s not big in the “camera shot from waist down on a news segment about obesity” type of big, more like, “black man” type of big, a nice curvature if you will. why, i remember feeling ashamed of myself often. now, i have come to love it, and even feel pride, such that i have been on the tyra banks show and have overcome my sensitivity. rest assured gentle htmlgiant readers, it was not an easy transformation, and many times at night alone, i still doubt myself, but it is this doubt that keeps me in love with my bubble butt. a career in gay porn is not out of the question if my current career of looking for a job fails. i encourage you all to look at my ass if you see me at a reading, or perhaps out late at night jogging, carrying behind me a pair of umbros filled to the brim with ass.
my butt is actually slightly bigger than most peoples’. in grade school i was called “bubble butt.” now, women and gay men comment favorably all the time. it’s not big in the “camera shot from waist down on a news segment about obesity” type of big, more like, “black man” type of big, a nice curvature if you will. why, i remember feeling ashamed of myself often. now, i have come to love it, and even feel pride, such that i have been on the tyra banks show and have overcome my sensitivity. rest assured gentle htmlgiant readers, it was not an easy transformation, and many times at night alone, i still doubt myself, but it is this doubt that keeps me in love with my bubble butt. a career in gay porn is not out of the question if my current career of looking for a job fails. i encourage you all to look at my ass if you see me at a reading, or perhaps out late at night jogging, carrying behind me a pair of umbros filled to the brim with ass.
Mary Butts. British modernist. 1890-1937. Or whatever. Because basically she had two of them.
And if not Butts.
Then me. Mine is gigantic.
Mary Butts. British modernist. 1890-1937. Or whatever. Because basically she had two of them.
And if not Butts.
Then me. Mine is gigantic.
Ann Rule.
Ann Rule.
I didn’t mean it prejoratively. Pink’s butt is a thing to behold
I didn’t mean it prejoratively. Pink’s butt is a thing to behold
Awesome writer. Whatever it takes to get a Mary Butts reference into the mix. [Insert your own joke about means, ends, mean ends, etc.]
Awesome writer. Whatever it takes to get a Mary Butts reference into the mix. [Insert your own joke about means, ends, mean ends, etc.]
Anne Frank
Anne Frank
Blake’s Buttler
Blake’s Buttler
[…] HTML Giant – Which Author Has The Biggest Butt? […]
The biggest butt I’ve seen didn’t belong to an author.
The biggest butt I’ve seen didn’t belong to an author.
that’s not the question
that’s not the question
Indeed. That was an attempted joke on my part.
Indeed. That was an attempted joke on my part.
i am a literal boy
i am a literal boy
the author’s butt is dead.
the author’s butt is dead.
she writes stories in my heart with the things she does. um, uh.
she writes stories in my heart with the things she does. um, uh.
Yeah, should have been “Who of all the authors you’ve ever seen had the biggest butt?”
Or “Of all the authors’ butts you’ve ever seen, which was the biggest?”
Yeah, should have been “Who of all the authors you’ve ever seen had the biggest butt?”
Or “Of all the authors’ butts you’ve ever seen, which was the biggest?”
Dorothy Allison has a pretty rightious back yard on her.
Dorothy Allison has a pretty rightious back yard on her.
are we talkin sir mix a lot, baby got back, big ass…. like “jackie got a big ole butt, oh yeah”
or
we taking bout rosanne barr big asses
are we talkin sir mix a lot, baby got back, big ass…. like “jackie got a big ole butt, oh yeah”
or
we taking bout rosanne barr big asses
sheer mass
sheer mass
I think we need a photo
I think we need a photo
If you packed one copy of every book that Joyce Carol Oates has ever published into a pair of sweatpants, she’d win. Big Booty Judy. Otherwise I have no clue, though I am a butt man.
If you packed one copy of every book that Joyce Carol Oates has ever published into a pair of sweatpants, she’d win. Big Booty Judy. Otherwise I have no clue, though I am a butt man.
I think an “actress” from the critically acclaimed “booty talk” has a novel out. Surely she wins this.
I think an “actress” from the critically acclaimed “booty talk” has a novel out. Surely she wins this.
does hemingway shirtless qualify?
does hemingway shirtless qualify?
Dorothy Allison hit on me a couple weeks ago. I was really honored until I found out hits on every feminist bookstore employee.
Her butt was of moderately large size, yes.
Dorothy Allison hit on me a couple weeks ago. I was really honored until I found out hits on every feminist bookstore employee.
Her butt was of moderately large size, yes.