January 25th, 2010 / 5:16 pm
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What do we think, team–is this shit for real? And if it is, can we solve the riddle of this person’s identity? And if anyone happens to know for sure, feel free to say so in the comments, or for improved anonymity, email me via the address on my website. Actually come to think of it that would result in me knowing who you are, but I promise I won’t tell anyone. Okay, go!

26 Comments

  1. January 25th, 2010 / 10:48 pm Travis—

      Jim Behrle. Making fun of poets and NY Mag. That’s my vote.

  2. January 25th, 2010 / 6:48 pm Travis—

      Jim Behrle. Making fun of poets and NY Mag. That’s my vote.

  3. January 25th, 2010 / 11:10 pm Matthew Simmons—

      Oh, Billy Collins! You’re not 31.What a hoot you are.

      (Behrle, though.)

  4. January 25th, 2010 / 7:10 pm Matthew Simmons—

      Oh, Billy Collins! You’re not 31.What a hoot you are.

      (Behrle, though.)

  5. January 25th, 2010 / 11:42 pm Nick Antosca—
  6. January 25th, 2010 / 11:42 pm Nick Antosca—

      (from the comments)

  7. January 25th, 2010 / 7:42 pm Nick Antosca—
  8. January 25th, 2010 / 7:42 pm Nick Antosca—

      (from the comments)

  9. January 26th, 2010 / 12:27 am james—

      no way this is serious. how could this dude get any work done?!

  10. January 25th, 2010 / 8:27 pm james—

      no way this is serious. how could this dude get any work done?!

  11. January 26th, 2010 / 2:35 am Roxane Gay—

      Oh, how excellent.

  12. January 25th, 2010 / 10:35 pm Roxane Gay—

      Oh, how excellent.

  13. January 26th, 2010 / 3:47 am Justin Taylor—

      What he’s doing doesn’t sound like work to you?

  14. January 25th, 2010 / 11:47 pm Justin Taylor—

      What he’s doing doesn’t sound like work to you?

  15. January 26th, 2010 / 3:50 am Lincoln—

      Who wrote this wiki entry?

      “Despite reports to the contrary, Cook claims that he does not have any facial hair or a ponytail. He does have rather long sideburns which connect directly to the hair on his scalp. They are part of Cook’s hairstyle and are not considered facial hair.”

  16. January 25th, 2010 / 11:50 pm Lincoln—

      Who wrote this wiki entry?

      “Despite reports to the contrary, Cook claims that he does not have any facial hair or a ponytail. He does have rather long sideburns which connect directly to the hair on his scalp. They are part of Cook’s hairstyle and are not considered facial hair.”

  17. January 26th, 2010 / 6:05 am Nick Antosca—

      no clue. and that bit wasn’t there when i linked to it!

  18. January 26th, 2010 / 2:05 am Nick Antosca—

      no clue. and that bit wasn’t there when i linked to it!

  19. January 26th, 2010 / 5:44 pm james—

      touche

  20. January 26th, 2010 / 1:44 pm james—

      touche

  21. January 27th, 2010 / 2:51 am brandon—

      immediately felt that bret easton ellis wrote that

  22. January 27th, 2010 / 2:51 am brandon—

      re: american psycho

  23. January 26th, 2010 / 10:51 pm brandon—

      immediately felt that bret easton ellis wrote that

  24. January 26th, 2010 / 10:51 pm brandon—

      re: american psycho

  25. January 27th, 2010 / 3:37 am cmr—

      yeah… as soon as his ex’s head was on a neiman marcus model i immediately thought “oh… american psycho…”

  26. January 26th, 2010 / 11:37 pm cmr—

      yeah… as soon as his ex’s head was on a neiman marcus model i immediately thought “oh… american psycho…”