April 21st, 2010 / 3:11 pm
Snippets

No one cares how old you are.

68 Comments

  1. demi-puppet

      My dreams are older than I am.

  2. demi-puppet

      My dreams are older than I am.

  3. Matthew Salesses

      I like this, Adam.

  4. Matthew Salesses

      I like this, Adam.

  5. Jordan

      What is it, disavow unconscious biases day?

  6. Jordan

      What is it, disavow unconscious biases day?

  7. Nathan Tyree

      My wife does

  8. Nathan Tyree

      My wife does

  9. D.W. Lichtenberg

      I actually find that I get a lot of shit for my age.

  10. D.W. Lichtenberg

      I actually find that I get a lot of shit for my age.

  11. Adam Robinson

      Are you “old” or “young?”

  12. Adam Robinson

      Are you “old” or “young?”

  13. Ryan Call

      im about to turn 27

  14. Ryan Call

      im about to turn 27

  15. Ryan Call

      did not mean to press ‘submit comment’ sorry.

  16. Ryan Call

      can we delete this?

  17. Ryan Call

      did not mean to press ‘submit comment’ sorry.

  18. Ryan Call

      can we delete this?

  19. Adam Robinson

      Seems like youngsters like you would be better at handling technology.

  20. Ryan Call

      completely misread this post.

  21. Adam Robinson

      Seems like youngsters like you would be better at handling technology.

  22. Ryan Call

      completely misread this post.

  23. Ryan Call

      (im just trolling for birthday gifts)

  24. Ryan Call

      (im just trolling for birthday gifts)

  25. Jhon Baker

      interesting but untrue. At least in the mid-west there is a severe attachment to age and categorization or people into said age. As a cripple I trump the age thing here and end up in a separate category where there is better parking.

  26. Jhon Baker

      interesting but untrue. At least in the mid-west there is a severe attachment to age and categorization or people into said age. As a cripple I trump the age thing here and end up in a separate category where there is better parking.

  27. Trey

      took a workshop with a dude who would not stop telling us how young he was. found a new way every day to tell us that he was quite young. It was awful. Probably not exactly what this post is driving at, but my god did I hate that guy, so.

  28. Trey

      took a workshop with a dude who would not stop telling us how young he was. found a new way every day to tell us that he was quite young. It was awful. Probably not exactly what this post is driving at, but my god did I hate that guy, so.

  29. anon

      tell me about this “mid-west”

  30. anon

      what makes the midwest different from the coasts and the south?

  31. anon

      tell me about this “mid-west”

  32. anon

      what makes the midwest different from the coasts and the south?

  33. Ryan Call

      wat is young in this situation?

  34. Ryan Call

      wat is young in this situation?

  35. chris

      Unless they’re trying to sleep with you :) A friend of mine once said that the only reason young authors (25 and under) get rocket-fueled amounts of press due to their age is because everyone wants to bone them. There is probably some truth to this.

  36. chris

      Unless they’re trying to sleep with you :) A friend of mine once said that the only reason young authors (25 and under) get rocket-fueled amounts of press due to their age is because everyone wants to bone them. There is probably some truth to this.

  37. Sean

      Heard that!

  38. Trey

      19

  39. Sean

      Heard that!

  40. Trey

      19

  41. Sean

      I mean the original post comment.

  42. Sean

      I mean the original post comment.

  43. Roxane

      Ha, I swear like two names popped into my head when I read your comment. There probably is a little truth to it.

  44. Roxane

      Ha, I swear like two names popped into my head when I read your comment. There probably is a little truth to it.

  45. Janey Smith

      I’m fourteen.

  46. Janey Smith

      I’m fourteen.

  47. James

      Cryptic.

      People care how everything you are, and also they could care less.

      Not sure if this is in relation to the other thread about penises and vaginas, but yeah. Age matters, and it doesn’t. Depends on the context.

  48. James

      Cryptic.

      People care how everything you are, and also they could care less.

      Not sure if this is in relation to the other thread about penises and vaginas, but yeah. Age matters, and it doesn’t. Depends on the context.

  49. Chris

      Yeah, I got more than a few names in my brain when it comes to this. It’s a shame, but it’s true. When a young author gets published by a big house the only thing anyone can focus on is their age. The writing, whether it’s good or not, becomes inconsequential.

  50. Chris

      Yeah, I got more than a few names in my brain when it comes to this. It’s a shame, but it’s true. When a young author gets published by a big house the only thing anyone can focus on is their age. The writing, whether it’s good or not, becomes inconsequential.

  51. Sean

      What age is the young/old divide these days?

      I just wonder. With the whole cougar language and the adults talking into cellphones (clearly walkie-talkies) and driving SUVs (clearly Tonka trucks) and wanting their coffee sweet/milkshakey (clearly candy).

      Lines are blurred.

  52. Sean

      What age is the young/old divide these days?

      I just wonder. With the whole cougar language and the adults talking into cellphones (clearly walkie-talkies) and driving SUVs (clearly Tonka trucks) and wanting their coffee sweet/milkshakey (clearly candy).

      Lines are blurred.

  53. magick mike

      TONS

  54. magick mike

      TONS

  55. Rebekah Silverman

      I’ve started adding the fractions back into my age. 32 and one quarter. 29 and one half.

  56. Rebekah Silverman

      I’ve started adding the fractions back into my age. 32 and one quarter. 29 and one half.

  57. Aaron

      the high corn quotient, for starters

  58. Aaron

      the high corn quotient, for starters

  59. Aaron

      wish you would’ve told me that on our date

  60. Aaron

      wish you would’ve told me that on our date

  61. anon

      anyone else have any input? i’m doing a survey.

  62. anon

      anyone else have any input? i’m doing a survey.

  63. Middle America Rep

      Also, the fact that it’s in the center of the continent, rather than the coastal edges. How’s that anon?

  64. Middle America Rep

      Also, the fact that it’s in the center of the continent, rather than the coastal edges. How’s that anon?

  65. brandi

      I got I.D.’d to buy rubber cement. What the fuck could I do with rubber cement? Are people huffing it? Are they eating it? Smearing it in their eyes?

  66. brandi

      I got I.D.’d to buy rubber cement. What the fuck could I do with rubber cement? Are people huffing it? Are they eating it? Smearing it in their eyes?

  67. mimi
  68. mimi