April 26th, 2010 / 11:05 am
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I really want to call someone “the Santana of the literary world,” but I don’t know whom.

147 Comments

  1. The 1979 Los Angeles Dodgers I

      Aleksandr Hemon = Santana

      also:

      Rick Moody = Yes
      Dave Eggers = ELO
      David Foster Wallace = King Crimson
      Jonathan Franzen = Chicago
      Michael Chabon = Boston
      Jonthan Lethem = Rush

  2. The 1979 Los Angeles Dodgers Infield

      Aleksandr Hemon = Santana

      also:

      Rick Moody = Yes
      Dave Eggers = ELO
      David Foster Wallace = King Crimson
      Jonathan Franzen = Chicago
      Michael Chabon = Boston
      Jonthan Lethem = Rush

  3. Lincoln

      I want to know who the Santa of the literary world is.

  4. Lincoln

      I want to know who the Santa of the literary world is.

  5. gavin pate

      The beauty of linking Rick Moody to YES is the feeling of how absolutely annoyed Rick Moody would be if he knew he was being linked with YES.

  6. gavin pate

      The beauty of linking Rick Moody to YES is the feeling of how absolutely annoyed Rick Moody would be if he knew he was being linked with YES.

  7. Schylur Prinz

      I think that YES would be much more annoyed to be linked to Moody.
      The Santana of the literary world is Tom Wolfe: won’t shut up, inexplicably liked, and nothing more than a flavorless pastiche of himself.

  8. Schylur Prinz

      I think that YES would be much more annoyed to be linked to Moody.
      The Santana of the literary world is Tom Wolfe: won’t shut up, inexplicably liked, and nothing more than a flavorless pastiche of himself.

  9. stephen

      Lydia Davis = Laurie Anderson

  10. stephen

      Lydia Davis = Laurie Anderson

  11. stephen

      Lorrie Moore = ……… Liz Phair? (haha….)

  12. stephen

      Lorrie Moore = ……… Liz Phair? (haha….)

  13. L.

      I can’t tell if you hate those authors or just have bad taste in music.

  14. L.

      I can’t tell if you hate those authors or just have bad taste in music.

  15. Slowstudies

      Kahlil Gibran?

  16. Slowstudies

      Kahlil Gibran?

  17. zusya

      DFW = aphex twin

  18. Paul Constant

      Paulo Coelho.

  19. Paul Constant

      Paulo Coelho.

  20. Schylur Prinz

      that’s pretty close, but I think Coelho is more like Yanni.

  21. Schylur Prinz

      that’s pretty close, but I think Coelho is more like Yanni.

  22. Catherine Lacey

      I love this game.
      Joyce Carol Oates – Madonna

  23. Catherine Lacey

      I love this game.
      Joyce Carol Oates – Madonna

  24. Lincoln

      Donald Barthelme = Captain Beefheart

  25. Lincoln

      Donald Barthelme = Captain Beefheart

  26. stephen

      -applause-

  27. stephen

      -applause-

  28. stephen

      damn

  29. stephen

      damn

  30. Catherine Lacey

      that’s more like it.

  31. Catherine Lacey

      that’s more like it.

  32. stephen

      John Barth = Emerson, Lake & Palmer

  33. Catherine Lacey

      Elizabeth Gilbert – Noah Jones (Mostly because almost every mom in the world like both of them)

  34. stephen

      John Barth = Emerson, Lake & Palmer

  35. Catherine Lacey

      Elizabeth Gilbert – Noah Jones (Mostly because almost every mom in the world like both of them)

  36. Lincoln

      Cormac McCarthy = Johnny Cash

  37. Lincoln

      Cormac McCarthy = Johnny Cash

  38. stephen

      Elizabeth Gilbert = Alanis Morissette?

  39. stephen

      Elizabeth Gilbert = Alanis Morissette?

  40. Catherine Lacey

      oops, that should have been Norah Jones.

  41. Catherine Lacey

      oops, that should have been Norah Jones.

  42. Eric

      Thomas Pynchon = Buckethead

  43. Eric

      Thomas Pynchon = Buckethead

  44. stephen

      oh man… ha…. shots fired

  45. stephen

      oh man… ha…. shots fired

  46. Landon

      this is fun.

      Pynchon = Mars Volta

      Kathy Acker = Bikini Kill

      Kerouac = Coltrane

      Joy Williams = Rainer Maria

      Don DeLillo = Swans

      Borges = Tool

  47. Landon

      this is fun.

      Pynchon = Mars Volta

      Kathy Acker = Bikini Kill

      Kerouac = Coltrane

      Joy Williams = Rainer Maria

      Don DeLillo = Swans

      Borges = Tool

  48. stephen

      Don DeLillo = Eric Clapton

  49. stephen

      Don DeLillo = Eric Clapton

  50. stephen

      man, i hope pynchon is like mars volta, that would actually be alright with me. still haven’t been “pynchonized”

  51. stephen

      man, i hope pynchon is like mars volta, that would actually be alright with me. still haven’t been “pynchonized”

  52. Landon

      Junot Diaz = NaS

  53. Landon

      Junot Diaz = NaS

  54. stephen

      oh shit, well done! michiko says kanye, but she’s wrong. definitely Nasty Nas aka Nastrodamus.

  55. stephen

      oh shit, well done! michiko says kanye, but she’s wrong. definitely Nasty Nas aka Nastrodamus.

  56. Lincoln

      Are you claiming Diaz’s follow-up efforts to his first great book were wack?

  57. Lincoln

      Are you claiming Diaz’s follow-up efforts to his first great book were wack?

  58. Lincoln

      Ralph Ellison = My Bloody Valentine

  59. stephen

      no man, oscar wao is “illmatic,” drown is like his appearances on those other dude’s records prior to illmatic

  60. stephen

      wha?

  61. Lincoln

      Ralph Ellison = My Bloody Valentine

  62. stephen

      no man, oscar wao is “illmatic,” drown is like his appearances on those other dude’s records prior to illmatic

  63. stephen

      wha?

  64. stephen

      i’m ‘neutral’ re: Nas, fyi

  65. stephen

      i’m ‘neutral’ re: Nas, fyi

  66. Lincoln

      oh, okay

  67. Landon

      Anias Nin = My Bloody Valentine

  68. Lincoln

      oh, okay

  69. Landon

      Anias Nin = My Bloody Valentine

  70. stephen

      i’d say ralph ellison = jimi hendrix (4real)

  71. stephen

      i’d say ralph ellison = jimi hendrix (4real)

  72. Lincoln

      Made one awesome mammoth album/book then spent years and years on a follow-up writing thousands of pages/hours of music that never got released.

  73. stephen

      untouchable first album, virtuoso, loved by white ppl, career was too short, etc.

  74. Lincoln

      Made one awesome mammoth album/book then spent years and years on a follow-up writing thousands of pages/hours of music that never got released.

  75. stephen

      untouchable first album, virtuoso, loved by white ppl, career was too short, etc.

  76. stephen

      Henry Miller = Serge Gainsbourg?

  77. stephen

      Henry Miller = Serge Gainsbourg?

  78. stephen

      oh ok… not 2 familiar with the valentine (other than i’m ‘supposed’ to worship them).. gotcha

  79. stephen

      oh ok… not 2 familiar with the valentine (other than i’m ‘supposed’ to worship them).. gotcha

  80. Schylur Prinz

      Kerouac= Coltrane= wrong

  81. Schylur Prinz

      Kerouac= Coltrane= wrong

  82. The 1979 Los Angeles Dodgers I

      Joan Didion = Velvet Underground
      James Kelman = The Fire Engines
      Samuel Beckett = Mars
      Thomas Bernhard = Neu
      Bret Easton Ellis = The Frogs
      Magnus Mills = The Fall
      James Ellroy = The Birthday Party
      Brian Evenson = 16 Horsepower
      Viktor Pelevin = The Plastic People of the Universe
      Gordon Lish = Skip Spence

  83. The 1979 Los Angeles Dodgers Infield

      Joan Didion = Velvet Underground
      James Kelman = The Fire Engines
      Samuel Beckett = Mars
      Thomas Bernhard = Neu
      Bret Easton Ellis = The Frogs
      Magnus Mills = The Fall
      James Ellroy = The Birthday Party
      Brian Evenson = 16 Horsepower
      Viktor Pelevin = The Plastic People of the Universe
      Gordon Lish = Skip Spence

  84. stephen

      I think Samuel Beckett is a better candidate for aphex twin than DFW (via more ominous, more minimal, prettier)

  85. stephen

      I think Samuel Beckett is a better candidate for aphex twin than DFW (via more ominous, more minimal, prettier)

  86. shorty wanna be a thug

      Bolano = Tupac in post-humous play.

  87. shorty wanna be a thug

      Bolano = Tupac in post-humous play.

  88. Tony O'Neill

      So who is the literary Wesley Willis then?

  89. Tony O'Neill

      So who is the literary Wesley Willis then?

  90. stephen

      am amused by your poems ‘so far.’ cheers… also, nice ‘handle’ re: ‘shorty wanna be a thug’

  91. stephen

      am amused by your poems ‘so far.’ cheers… also, nice ‘handle’ re: ‘shorty wanna be a thug’

  92. The 1979 Los Angeles Dodgers I

      Tao Lin = Wesley Willis.

  93. The 1979 Los Angeles Dodgers Infield

      Tao Lin = Wesley Willis.

  94. stephen
  95. stephen
  96. stephen

      HTMLGIANT = Beastie Boys?

  97. stephen

      HTMLGIANT = Beastie Boys?

  98. The 1979 Los Angeles Dodgers I

      George Saunders = The Flaming Lips
      Sam Lipsyte = Jim O’Rourke

  99. The 1979 Los Angeles Dodgers Infield

      George Saunders = The Flaming Lips
      Sam Lipsyte = Jim O’Rourke

  100. gavin pate

      If you keep this up long enough, Spin will print it next month.

      Because of course of loads of fun.

  101. gavin pate

      If you keep this up long enough, Spin will print it next month.

      Because of course of loads of fun.

  102. stephen

      Gordon Lish = Brian Eno

  103. stephen

      Gordon Lish = Brian Eno

  104. wax lion

      Richard Brautigan = Jonathan Richman

  105. wax lion

      Richard Brautigan = Jonathan Richman

  106. peter

      yes

  107. peter

      yes

  108. reynard

      i feel like i’m reading spin magazine right now

  109. reynard

      i feel like i’m reading spin magazine right now

  110. Lincoln

      Who is the Hootie and the Blowfish of literature?

  111. Lincoln

      Who is the Hootie and the Blowfish of literature?

  112. reynard

      actually this makes yr first comment sort of awesome, congratulations

  113. reynard

      actually this makes yr first comment sort of awesome, congratulations

  114. Ryan Call

      and the satan.

  115. Ryan Call

      and the satan.

  116. J

      Douglas coupland?

  117. J

      Douglas coupland?

  118. dan

      stephanie meyer = celine dion

  119. dan

      stephanie meyer = celine dion

  120. ryanchang

      ahaha. DFW is totally like ‘windowlicker’ !

  121. ryanchang

      ahaha. DFW is totally like ‘windowlicker’ !

  122. Schulyer Prinz

      Darius Rucker

  123. Schulyer Prinz

      Darius Rucker

  124. Matthew Simmons

      Celine Dion, like her or hate her, actually has range, though. Stephanie Meyer can barely write a grammatically correct sentence.

      Stephanie Meyer=Pat Boone

  125. Matthew Simmons

      But there are so many more of us. If I say Wu-Tang, though, it’ll seem like bragging. What about Another Bad Creation?

  126. audri

      dan brown = david hasselhoff?

  127. Matthew Simmons

      Celine Dion, like her or hate her, actually has range, though. Stephanie Meyer can barely write a grammatically correct sentence.

      Stephanie Meyer=Pat Boone

  128. Matthew Simmons

      But there are so many more of us. If I say Wu-Tang, though, it’ll seem like bragging. What about Another Bad Creation?

  129. audri

      dan brown = david hasselhoff?

  130. htad

      laugh out loud

  131. htad

      this post is sweet

  132. htad

      stephanie meyer= miley cyrus

  133. stephen

      oh snap… yeah, i guess if one was wanting to compliment, then definitely wu-tang… beastie boys seems like… less of a compliment, maybe, although they were “there at the beginning of it all,” of course

  134. stephen

      Toni Morrison = Lauryn Hill?

  135. Bobby Peru

      Dennis Cooper – Guided by Voices.

  136. htad

      laugh out loud

  137. htad

      this post is sweet

  138. htad

      stephanie meyer= miley cyrus

  139. stephen

      philip roth = bob dylan?

  140. stephen

      oh snap… yeah, i guess if one was wanting to compliment, then definitely wu-tang… beastie boys seems like… less of a compliment, maybe, although they were “there at the beginning of it all,” of course

  141. stephen

      Toni Morrison = Lauryn Hill?

  142. Bobby Peru

      Dennis Cooper – Guided by Voices.

  143. stephen

      philip roth = bob dylan?

  144. Zoyd

      Pynchon => The Residents
      Gibson => Autechre ?

  145. zusya

      @catherine hah! though i’d be more inclined to conjecture thusly:

      joyce carol oates = tori amos

      margaret atwood = madonna

      kathy acker = bjork

  146. zusya

      potboiler Thomas Pynchon = Pink Floyd or Godspeed You Black Emperor

      massive tome Thomas Pynchon = Dmitri Shostakovitch

  147. Zoyd

      Pynchon => The Residents
      Gibson => Autechre ?