“Arrgh, or the Complaints of a Single White Male”
by Hummer Humbug
“Since U Been Gone, I Don’t Get Into Stupid Arguments Every Night”
I’ve been “riding the snake” a lot lately
Waking up dehydrated and sleepy
Showing up to work
“behind schedule.”
I’ve been feeling more like myself
and empty
“Where is there a goddamn public restroom downtown”
I’ve been searching all over for one
Now I’ve paid for a coffee
and I want to take a piss you fucking cocksmokers.
Why is there no restroom
“To the guy at my work I don’t even know w/ the fucking red-framed designer eyeglasses on who shat his pants because I was LMAO at an old Zachary German comment on HTMLGIANT and it was ‘disturbing his work'”
I will end you.
“I know I’m silly and angry and dumb, and I know this will pass away”
I’m happy to be alone.
We all are.
Alone, that is.
Except we’re not at the
same time.
I think I see understanding in your eyes.
There once was a man from Jerusalem
who thought, “Wow, this’ll really bambozzle ’em”
So he took out his peckah
and aimed it toward Mecca
and said, “Now they’ll all thing I’m a Moosilim.”
“Arrgh, or the Complaints of a Single White Male”
by Hummer Humbug
“Since U Been Gone, I Don’t Get Into Stupid Arguments Every Night”
I’ve been “riding the snake” a lot lately
Waking up dehydrated and sleepy
Showing up to work
“behind schedule.”
I’ve been feeling more like myself
and empty
“Where is there a goddamn public restroom downtown”
I’ve been searching all over for one
Now I’ve paid for a coffee
and I want to take a piss you fucking cocksmokers.
Why is there no restroom
“To the guy at my work I don’t even know w/ the fucking red-framed designer eyeglasses on who shat his pants because I was LMAO at an old Zachary German comment on HTMLGIANT and it was ‘disturbing his work'”
I will end you.
“I know I’m silly and angry and dumb, and I know this will pass away”
I’m happy to be alone.
We all are.
Alone, that is.
Except we’re not at the
same time.
I think I see understanding in your eyes.
There once was a man from Jerusalem
who thought, “Wow, this’ll really bambozzle ’em”
So he took out his peckah
and aimed it toward Mecca
and said, “Now they’ll all thing I’m a Moosilim.”
pen made in Japan.
paper in Italy.
thoughts from Africa.
these hands from Spain.
I was born with knowledge,
baptized a Lutheran.
yesterday I was an African tribal Priest;
this morning I am an American Buddhist.
these are my interracial writings –
give love to all my brothers and sisters.
– J.
How fast do I have
to be to win the
race?
Is it okay
to come in’
second?
and if you criticize my sports car
I will punch you in the other ear.
“Arrgh, or the Complaints of a Single White Male”
by Hummer Humbug
“Since U Been Gone, I Don’t Get Into Stupid Arguments Every Night”
I’ve been “riding the snake” a lot lately
Waking up dehydrated and sleepy
Showing up to work
“behind schedule.”
I’ve been feeling more like myself
and empty
“Where is there a goddamn public restroom downtown”
I’ve been searching all over for one
Now I’ve paid for a coffee
and I want to take a piss you fucking cocksmokers.
Why is there no restroom
“To the guy at my work I don’t even know w/ the fucking red-framed designer eyeglasses on who shat his pants because I was LMAO at an old Zachary German comment on HTMLGIANT and it was ‘disturbing his work'”
I will end you.
“I know I’m silly and angry and dumb, and I know this will pass away”
I’m happy to be alone.
We all are.
Alone, that is.
Except we’re not at the
same time.
I think I see understanding in your eyes.
There once was a man from Jerusalem
who thought, “Wow, this’ll really bambozzle ’em”
So he took out his peckah
and aimed it toward Mecca
and said, “Now they’ll all thing I’m a Moosilim.”
pen made in Japan.
paper in Italy.
thoughts from Africa.
these hands from Spain.
I was born with knowledge,
baptized a Lutheran.
yesterday I was an African tribal Priest;
this morning I am an American Buddhist.
these are my interracial writings –
give love to all my brothers and sisters.
– J.
How fast do I have
to be to win the
race?
Is it okay
to come in’
second?
and if you criticize my sports car
I will punch you in the other ear.
“Arrgh, or the Complaints of a Single White Male”
by Hummer Humbug
“Since U Been Gone, I Don’t Get Into Stupid Arguments Every Night”
I’ve been “riding the snake” a lot lately
Waking up dehydrated and sleepy
Showing up to work
“behind schedule.”
I’ve been feeling more like myself
and empty
“Where is there a goddamn public restroom downtown”
I’ve been searching all over for one
Now I’ve paid for a coffee
and I want to take a piss you fucking cocksmokers.
Why is there no restroom
“To the guy at my work I don’t even know w/ the fucking red-framed designer eyeglasses on who shat his pants because I was LMAO at an old Zachary German comment on HTMLGIANT and it was ‘disturbing his work'”
I will end you.
“I know I’m silly and angry and dumb, and I know this will pass away”
I’m happy to be alone.
We all are.
Alone, that is.
Except we’re not at the
same time.
I think I see understanding in your eyes.
There once was a man from Jerusalem
who thought, “Wow, this’ll really bambozzle ’em”
So he took out his peckah
and aimed it toward Mecca
and said, “Now they’ll all thing I’m a Moosilim.”
My race poem-
http://danielromo.wordpress.com/2010/02/14/how-to-do-your-makeup-like-a-chola/
My race poem-
http://danielromo.wordpress.com/2010/02/14/how-to-do-your-makeup-like-a-chola/