23 Comments

1. January 1st, 2013 / 9:22 pm Brooks Sterritt—

   I’d be a LIAR if I said I didn’t love this post. Pants + fire ant clearly equals “pants on fire.” I see you, liar.

2. January 1st, 2013 / 10:10 pm A D Jameson—

   I lie about the fact that I constantly see giant mutant ants running rampant, because I’m learned that when I rant about that, others are instantly antagonized by my aberrant and unpleasant antics, and think I’m a vagrant abusing stimulants.

3. January 1st, 2013 / 10:17 pm Frank Tas, the Raptor—

   One time while out on a date I ran over a possum. Girl asked me if I had just run over a possum. I said, “No.”

4. January 1st, 2013 / 11:31 pm Jeremy Hopkins—

   I used to lie, but now no one speaks to me.

5. January 2nd, 2013 / 1:58 am Adam Strauss—

   I am a lie by ommission person–cld never right a true quotidien autobiography: much too gross/shameful.

6. January 2nd, 2013 / 8:18 pm mimi—

   you know how there’s such a thing (?) as an ‘armchair traveler’
   i’m kind of an ‘armchair liar’

7. January 2nd, 2013 / 10:16 pm juniorcakes—

   I lie all the time, especially to men.

8. January 2nd, 2013 / 10:38 pm Frank Tas, the Raptor—

   Also this isn’t my real name

9. January 2nd, 2013 / 10:57 pm A D Jameson—

   LIAR!

10. January 2nd, 2013 / 10:57 pm A D Jameson—

    They deserve it.

11. January 2nd, 2013 / 10:57 pm A D Jameson—

    Hehe.

    I am an armchair blogger.

12. January 3rd, 2013 / 12:32 pm mimi—

    ‘Armchair Liar’ would be a really good name for a Blog

13. January 3rd, 2013 / 12:40 pm A D Jameson—

    All furniture lies. Never trust a bed!

14. January 3rd, 2013 / 12:46 pm mimi—

    i was just lying in bed minutes ago

15. January 3rd, 2013 / 12:57 pm A D Jameson—

    I was just lying under your bed, also minutes ago.

16. January 3rd, 2013 / 12:58 pm A D Jameson—

    “We’ve traced his IP address, and the killer is emailing you from inside your own home! … Or he’s sitting outside in a car, using your wifi.”

17. January 3rd, 2013 / 1:07 pm mimi—

    you could write the book

18. January 3rd, 2013 / 1:49 pm A D Jameson—

    “We did some literary analysis, and the author wrote the novel inside your own home! Lying under your bed!”

19. January 3rd, 2013 / 2:10 pm mimi—

    i just swept under my bed the other day

    found lots of gross stuff

20. January 3rd, 2013 / 2:18 pm A D Jameson—

    That’s why I never clean my bedroom—to deter killers and authors [sic].

21. January 3rd, 2013 / 2:32 pm mimi—

    ‘Attack of the Rabid Dust Bunnies’

22. January 3rd, 2013 / 2:56 pm A D Jameson—

    They team up with the flaming ants.

23. January 3rd, 2013 / 3:20 pm mimi—

    and Thus
    this comment thread comes full circle