August 30th, 2012 / 11:11 am
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I’ve been trying to make triple spoonerisms, merely to pass the time (like when riding the lift). My only noteworthy success thus far has been “rape soccer pissers.”

You?

24 Comments

  1. Trey

      spent a lot of time looking at it but just can’t figure out the origin phrase for your spoonerism

  2. A D Jameson

      rape soccer pissers = rock paper scissors

      I guess “raper sock pissers” is more correct, but I also swapped the “er” from “paper/raper” over to “sock/soccer.” (Which maybe makes it a quadruple spoonerism? Though at some point it really just becomes rearranging vowels willy-nilly.)

  3. deadgod

      sock raper pizzers

      or, rotating otherwise: pock saper rizzers

      ?

      –the Spoonerism keeping the aft of the words intact and in order while swapping/rotating the fore sounds.

      I think you’ve coined a portmoonerism, though a spoortmanteau seems taxonomically possible.

  4. A D Jameson

      The only way the opening consonants can move is either over to the left or over to the right. Hence:

      A-B-C > C-A-B or B-C-A

      So, yeah, I guess mine’s a postmoonerism! Thanks for the term…

  5. A D Jameson

      I’ve been trying to make one with a variety of cream pie (the food, not the porn term). But none of the known dishes ultimately work:

      banana cream pie > panana beam cry or canana pream bye
      Boston cream pie > poston beam cry or coston pream bye
      chocolate cream pie > pocolate cheam cry or crocolate pream chie
      coconut cream pie > poconut keam cry or croconut pream kie

  6. mimi

      i often accidentally say things like ‘rake popper scissors’ in real life

  7. mimi

      or ‘pock raper scissors’

  8. deadgod

      Yes; my first is C-A-B, and the second, B-C-A. (I spelled ‘-issors’ with ‘z’s because, without the ‘sc-‘, a reader might hear pisser, ‘urinator; urinal’ – which is comical, why not?, but a Spoonerism?.)

      Maybe Spoonerism covers more mixture than just switching the opening sounds, though. ?

  9. A D Jameson

      It has been left to you and me, deadgod, to write The Catalog on the Tendencies and Behaviors of Nth-degree Spoonerisms.

  10. Trey

      for the sake of comedy I would allow you to adjust panana to panini

  11. deadgod

      Lateral Spoonerism? Cubist Spoonerism?

      Alfred E. Spoonerism!

  12. rawbbie

      I believe “Raper Sock Pissers” works if you start with the phrase Paper Rock Scissors… so A-B-C becomes B-C-A…

  13. A D Jameson

      How about “Panama beam cry”? Though that’s not a particularly interesting collocation.

  14. A D Jameson

      OK, I’ve got a real one: hook, line, and sinker > look, sine, and, linker.

      It’s not all that marvelous, but it really is a real one!

  15. A D Jameson

      Sure. That or “Sock Raper Pissers” is a better example of a pure triple spoonerism than my “Rape Soccer Pissers.”

  16. Trey

      it seems believable to me that if you were engaging in a spoonerism you might adjust the new, spoonerized (?) non-word into a real word or name, like panana into panama. believable if not real

  17. Trey

      a d, have you thought of looking at magic block code names for inspiration? both rock paper scissors and hook line sinker have been used as three-set code names in the past

  18. A D Jameson

      Yeah, that’s where hook line and sinker came from! I was trying to think of well-known three-word phrases to play around with, and landed on Magic block code names :)

  19. deadgod

      Wait: that’d be ‘look, sine, and hinker’. (Or, rotating the other direction, ‘sook, hine, and linker’.)

      You do see garbled not-Spoonerisms that play with such well-known phrases: Crook, Whine, and Blinker Esqq.–Shysters since 1871

  20. A D Jameson

      God damn it, I am just no good at these! Well, squack to wear bun…

  21. mimi

      no kidding …
      but – oddly refreshing and charmingly funny

  22. A D Jameson

      I need to write a program that does it for me!

  23. A D Jameson

      I think the real life Spooner, he made Spoonerisms in real life, and unintentionally?

      I myself sometimes do that, too. (Wouble dones.)

  24. mimi

      just popped into my head !
      my dad used to say: the “whole fam damn-ily”
      incomplete-triple double-spoonerism