I guess “raper sock pissers” is more correct, but I also swapped the “er” from “paper/raper” over to “sock/soccer.” (Which maybe makes it a quadruple spoonerism? Though at some point it really just becomes rearranging vowels willy-nilly.)
I’ve been trying to make one with a variety of cream pie (the food, not the porn term). But none of the known dishes ultimately work:
banana cream pie > panana beam cry or canana pream bye
Boston cream pie > poston beam cry or coston pream bye
chocolate cream pie > pocolate cheam cry or crocolate pream chie
coconut cream pie > poconut keam cry or croconut pream kie
Yes; my first is C-A-B, and the second, B-C-A. (I spelled ‘-issors’ with ‘z’s because, without the ‘sc-‘, a reader might hear pisser, ‘urinator; urinal’ – which is comical, why not?, but a Spoonerism?.)
Maybe Spoonerism covers more mixture than just switching the opening sounds, though. ?