All guests wishing to enter the signing line must have a wristband.
Days, sometimes consecutive, without showers.
Arc of narrative. Arc of argument. Arch-ness.
A boy who draws a teddy bear and a bumblebee and hands it to you on crumpled paper.
Wristbands will be handed out on a first-come, first-served basis beginning the day you decide to get off your ass and write something.
Sensitive skin lotion abounds.
Grape flavored lubricant that tastes like Kool-Aid.