“I’m ’bout to go in, like, two seconds.”

“I don’t really use metaphors or punchlines, ’cause I don’t have to. I’d rather just say what’s going on right now. Real talk.”

“Please don’t write no fuck-shit.”

“It’s like candy, eating candy, a lot of candy. Or something.”

“Haters is fans. Like Louie said, ‘Let’em talk: it’s advertising.'”

“Keep working. I worked for a long time. Instead of saying I want to grow up to be a police officer, I want to grow up to be a firefighter, I want to grow up to be a doctor, a lawyer—I made this a goal.”

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