ok, Lydia, so why should we read YOUR book ???

Reasons to read Shufflepoems, forthcoming from Minor Arcana Press. Shuffle & read them in any order:

It’s not a book. It’s a deck of poems. Which you shuffle, so.

It’s the same temperature as your flesh, unless you’re a zombie.

If I go back to writing about pain, you will be sorry.

Can you follow a recipe? Does that necessarily mean you have to?

You’re blocked up like a constipated rooster. Pull a card. Then write/paint/dance about it.

Sometimes you read sitting down. Sometimes you read standing up or lying down. Sometimes you read walking. Or in the tub. Or in a moving vehicle.

Have you checked out the Minor Arcana Press staff? Cuu-uuuute!

I know where you live, possibly.

My ass was never my fortune, but my tits aren’t bad. READ MORE >