In the absence of the palpable, I googled ‘writer boobs’ to fill in the gap of boob friday, which seems to be waning into the days of Christmas past here in hopefully light of new gifts made of other stuff and stuff.

Here is (almost) J.K. Rowling’s boobs (via Metro.co.uk) with some ex-senator palpating the swell as if inside it is a child:

Here are two writers of unknown origin. I would make a pun, but I am just now drinking coffee. Jim? Barry? Peanut gallery?

+ + + + Bonus Project Pat video:

Enjoy the weekend. Wake up clean.