November 5th, 2011 / 8:46 pm
 Technology & Word Spaces

UTOPIAN VISIONS OF KESHA

STEP ONE ON A SERIES OF POSTS DEVELOPING A THEORETICAL-FICTION TOWARDS WHAT I WILL COIN A ‘RECKLESS UTOPIANISM’

I DECLARE WAR ON REALISM, I DECLARE WAR ON A WORN-OUT JOY, I DECLARE WAR ON EVERYTHING.

SOMETIMES YOU GET DRUNK EVERY NIGHT FOR TWO WEEKS, SOMETIMES YOU MAKE OUT WITH A DUDE IN A CAB AND THEN YOU END UP DOING DRUGS AND PULLING YOUR DICK OUT IN A BAR YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE, SOMETIMES YOU BUY MORE WHISKEY AND GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE WHERE YOU FUCK AROUND WITH THE DUDE IN YOUR LOFT WHILE YOUR ROOMMATE’S FRIEND SNORES ON THE COUCH BENEATH YOU, SOMETIMES YOU DON’T GO HOME FOR 36 HOURS, SOMETIMES YOU FORGET THAT YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO OTHER THAN GOING TO WORK AND GETTING DRUNK & LAID, SOMETIMES YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE THE CAPACITY TO MANIFEST THE FUTURE SIMPLY BY MAKING THE DECLARATION, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO REALIZE THAT POP MUSICK IS A FUTURE THAT WE’RE ALL AFRAID OF, AND THE POP MUSIC THE LITERATI ARE NOT AFRAID OF IS ONLY FALSE, SOMETIMES WE ALL KNOW THAT THE WORLD IS ALREADY OVER AND FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS THING CALLED CAPITALISM? IT’S STUPID. THERE’S A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TELL YOU WHY IT’S STUPID, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN, SOMETIMES YOU KNOW THERE’S FINALLY A CLASS WAR GOING ON AND LIFE STARTS TO MAKE SENSE FOR THE FIRST TIME, SOMETIMES YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO SOMEBODY AND YOU DON’T REMEMBER THEIR NAME, SOMETIMES YOUR BEST FRIENDS SEND YOU THE BEST TEXT MESSAGES YOU’VE EVER READ IN YOUR LIFE, EVERYTHING IS SURPRISING, SOMETIMES WHAT LIFE AMOUNTS TO IS NOTHING BEYOND WHAT YOU CAN REMEMBER, SOMETIMES WHAT LIFE AMOUNTS TO IS NOTHING BEYOND WHAT YOU’VE FORGOTTEN AND YOU FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT.

SOMETIMES YOU JUST DON’T DO ANYTHING, SOMETIMES YOU TRY TO MAKE PANCAKES AND YOU USE BAKING SODA INSTEAD OF BAKING POWDER AND THEY TASTE LIKE POISON, SOMETIMES YOU READ NICK LAND ESSAYS ON THE BUS AND YOU ACTUALLY LAUGH OUT LOUD, SOMETIMES YOU KEEP FORGETTING TO DOWNLOAD A PDF OF NIETSZCHE’S BIRTH OF TRAGEDY SO YOU CAN PUT IT ON YOUR PHONE TO READ WHILE YOU DRINK ALONE AT THE BAR, SOMETIMES YOU FORGET ABOUT LITERATURE COMPLETELY BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO BUSY FUCKING WITH SOME CONCEPTUAL EXPERIMENT THAT ASSUAGES YOU OF ALL MORALITY OR GUILT, SOMETIMES THIS MAKES MORE SENSE THAN ANYTHING YOU’VE WRITTEN OR READ, EVER.

LADY GAGA IS A FACADE.

LIFE IS ONLY FLOATING. FAME IS IRRELEVANT. STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. MOMENTUM AS CONTRAST TO REALITY. WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? WE CAN GO ANYWHERE WE WANT TO. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO DIE BEFORE WE CAN REST.

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44 Comments

  1. November 5th, 2011 / 9:52 pm Jon Boulier—

      oh

  2. November 5th, 2011 / 9:58 pm M. Kitchell—

      DEAR JON
      DID YOU KNOW THAT HTMLGIANT IS THE INTERNET LITERATURE MAGAZINE BLOG OF THE FUTURE?  IT IS.  IT’S A PRETTY COOL PLACE TO HANG OUT. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT HERE. 
      LOVE,
      ME

  3. November 5th, 2011 / 10:00 pm Jon Boulier—

      Which future?  1 or 2?

  4. November 5th, 2011 / 10:36 pm M. Kitchell—

      i consider my posts the stepping stones to zone 2

  5. November 5th, 2011 / 10:39 pm Ross Sélavy Brighton—

      I AM THE FUTURE I AM DEATH I AM THE BLACK SUN RISING IN THE SOLAR LODGE OF YOUR RECTUM I WILL EAT YOUR BREATH WITH EVERY BREATH I BREATHE I LOVE YOU

  6. November 5th, 2011 / 10:39 pm Ross Sélavy Brighton—

      I LIKE MIKE

  7. November 5th, 2011 / 10:52 pm shaun gannon—

      this is fucking dumb mike get kicked off htmlgiant jump in a well eat strychnine

  8. November 5th, 2011 / 11:02 pm Ryan Sanford Smith—

      cool post bro

  9. November 5th, 2011 / 11:06 pm shaun gannon—

      aka marble zone

  10. November 5th, 2011 / 11:07 pm M. Kitchell—

      HI RYAN,
      WELCOME TO HTMLGIANT.  I POST A LOT OF POSTS THAT HAVE VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH “LITERATURE” AND A LOT MORE TO DO WITH “LARGER IDEAS” THAT I FILTER THROUGH OBTUSE FORMS OF CULTURE AND MY SEMI-ALCOHOLIC QUEER LIFESTYLE.  I KNOW AT FIRST IT CAN SEEM A LITTLE OFF-PUTTING, BUT IF YOU REALLY PUT THE EFFORT INTO “FEELING ME” AS THEY SAY, I THINK YOU CAN FIND MUCH REWARDS AND AN EXPANDED CONSCIOUSNESS THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIPPIES AND/OR WEED.  HOPE YOU LIKE IT HERE!

      LOVE,
      ME

  11. November 5th, 2011 / 11:08 pm M. Kitchell—

      HI SHAUN,
      TROLLING MY POST WHILE I CHAT WITH YOU ON GCHAT AFTER YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO FAKE TROLL IT IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO PERPETUATE THE JOY OF THESE THINGS.

      LOVE,
      ME

  12. November 5th, 2011 / 11:09 pm Jackson Nieuwland—

      So nasty that it’s probably somewhat of a travesty
      Having me daily total people
      You can call me Your Majesty
      Keep your battery charged
      You know it won’t stick, yo
      And it’s not his fault you kick slow

      Should’ve let your trick ‘ho chick hold your sick glow
      Plus nobody couldn’t do nothin’ once he let the brick go
      And you know I know that’s a bunch of snow
      The beat is so butter
      Peep the slow cutter

      As he utters the calm flow
      Don’t talk about my moms, yo
      Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow
      And vice versa
      Whip up a slice of nice verse pie
      Hit it on the first try
      Villain: The Worst Guy

      Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses
      Shots of the scotch from out of square shot glasses

      And he won’t stop ’till he got the masses
      An’ show ’em what they know now through flows of hot molasses

      Do it like a robot to headspin to boogaloo
      Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-booIt’s ugly, like look at you! It’s a damn shameJust remember All Caps when you spell the man nameAnd you know it like a poet, like baby dollI bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she played ballAll bets off! The Villain got the dice riggedAnd they say he accosted the man with the sliced wigAllegedly; the investigation is still ongoingIn this pesky inition he gots the best con flowin’The pot doubles, now they really got troublesMadman never go *pop*!, like snot bubbles

  13. November 5th, 2011 / 11:17 pm Ryan Sanford Smith—

      HI M. KITCHELL,

      I ‘FELT YOU’, AS YOU/THEY SAY. YOU WERE FLACCID AND THE TEMPERATURE APPROXIMATELY OF ‘BREAD’. YOUR DOUBLY IRONIC ALL-CAPPING IS A TEPID SPITTLE. I WILL LOOK TO TRY AND ‘FEEL YOU’ AGAIN IN THE FUTURE. I HOPE THAT YOU WILL CARB UP FOR NEXT TIME. COOL USAGE OF POP CULTURE BRO. I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DRINK MORE.

  14. November 5th, 2011 / 11:18 pm M. Kitchell—

      HI RYAN,
      UNFORTUNATELY IF I DRANK ANY MORE THAN I DO I MIGHT DIE OR HAVE MORE SEVERE LIVER PROBLEMS THAN I AM UNDOUBTEDLY DEVELOPING.  I’M SORRY THAT YOU FELT THAT I WAS FLACCID AND “ROOM TEMPERATURE.”  I ATE A GRILLED CHEESE TODAY AND ALSO HAD SOME NOODLES WITH KIMCHI, SO I FEEL LIKE YOUR DECISION TO ARTICULATE MY APPROACH AS “LACKING CARBS” IS SIMPLY OFF THE MARK.  BUT IT’S OKAY, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, I DO IT TOO.  IT’S SIMPLY A PART OF THE WORLD WE ALL HAVE TO GET USED TO.

      FROM,
      ME

  15. November 5th, 2011 / 11:30 pm shaun gannon—

      what do carbs do to blogs, describe in full

  16. November 5th, 2011 / 11:37 pm deadgod—

      INTOXICATION OF INVASION BY AND INTO THE WORLD SHOWS TORNADO INSEPARABLY FROM AFTERMATH

      THAT IS FICTIVE TRUTH

      THERE IS ALSO JOYOUS LIFE IN THE FICTION THAT THE TORNADO IS NOT ITS AFTERMATH

  17. November 5th, 2011 / 11:43 pm deadgod—

      carbs in blogs gobble bark

  18. November 5th, 2011 / 11:55 pm mimi—

      the filtering of “larger ideas” IS literature

  19. November 6th, 2011 / 12:03 am mimi—

      scratch that  

      rather, literature IS one type of  “filtering” of “larger ideas”

  20. November 6th, 2011 / 12:11 am M. Kitchell—

      HI MIMI
      I GUESS I’M WRITING LITERATURE INSTEAD OF BLOG POSTS THEN

      FROM,
      ME

  21. November 6th, 2011 / 12:13 am M. Kitchell—

      HI DEADGOD,
      SINCE I AM AN EVENT INSTEAD OF A PERSON, I’M PRETTY SURE I’M A TORNADO.
      FROM,
      ME

  22. November 6th, 2011 / 12:57 am Michael Karo—

      god, i can’t wait to meet you. coming down for the dennis/dodie thing… a 5 hr drive but of course totally worth it.

  23. November 6th, 2011 / 12:58 am M. Kitchell—

      HI MICHAEL
      SEE YOU THERE!
      LOVE,
      ME

  24. November 6th, 2011 / 1:56 am Daniel Bailey—

      this post rules.

  25. November 6th, 2011 / 5:08 am Zach—

      IS THIS PART OF MEAN WEEK?

  26. November 6th, 2011 / 6:18 am Cassandra Troyan—
  27. November 6th, 2011 / 12:50 pm M. Kitchell—

      HI ZACH,
      WELCOME TO MY POST. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT INSIDE OF THIS SPACE.  I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION THOUGH:  WHAT PART OF THIS POST IS MEAN?  IT FEELS MORE LIKE THE SUN THAN ANYTHING MEAN TO ME.
      LOVE,
      ME

  28. November 6th, 2011 / 12:56 pm M. Kitchell—

      HI CASSANDRA,
      UM YES I THINK YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
      LOVE,
      ME

  29. November 6th, 2011 / 1:23 pm Cassandra Troyan—

      AND ARE MY TEXTS TO YOU GOOD? SHOULD THEY BE BETTER? HOW CAN I IMPROVE THE INTENSITY OF MY TEXTS TO YOU?

  30. November 6th, 2011 / 1:24 pm Cassandra Troyan—

      AND ARE MY TEXTS TO YOU GOOD? SHOULD THEY BE BETTER? HOW CAN I IMPROVE THE INTENSITY OF MY TEXTS TO YOU?

  31. November 6th, 2011 / 1:44 pm M. Kitchell—

      YES YR TEXTS ARE HELLA GOOD A+

  32. November 6th, 2011 / 1:46 pm Cassandra Troyan—

      OK GOOD WE STILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW I WILL GET A JOB IN SF.

  33. November 6th, 2011 / 1:48 pm bartleby_taco—
  34. November 6th, 2011 / 1:50 pm bartleby_taco—

      should be more cursorily music related things on htmlg def

  35. November 6th, 2011 / 3:01 pm deadgod—

      INSTEAD OF IS THE TRACE OF A binary

      OH NO IMPOSSIBLE FELLOW THAT IS THE ROYAL ROAD THE ROAD TO HETERONORMATIVITY HEGEMONY AND HEARTWORM WHAT CRAZY THING ARE YOU SAYING WHAT IS “INSTEAD OF”

      MORTALITY IS INTIMATE

      –BUT THERE MIGHT BE TIME FOR A TORNADO TO WHIRL TOGETHER A WINDMILL

  36. November 6th, 2011 / 4:34 pm Shaken—

      I am shaken to my core! “DECLARE WAR ON REALISM” Oh my goodness!

  37. November 6th, 2011 / 4:50 pm M. Kitchell—

      HI SHAKEN,
      WELCOME TO MY POST.  I’M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT IRONY IS NO LONGER A VALID FORM OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE SECRET REALITIES THAT OUR POST-WORLD HOLDS.  IT’S OK IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT, SOME PEOPLE DON’T STAY ON TOP OF THINGS.  HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL!
      LOVE,
      ME

  38. November 6th, 2011 / 7:44 pm Shaken—

      Just playing along! Shaken – TO THE CORE!

  39. November 6th, 2011 / 10:18 pm Dieradical—
  40. November 6th, 2011 / 11:38 pm M. Kitchell—

      oh i’m not tired of YOU but i thought it was a great way of expressing the concept.  i will watch that video.  i liked the thacker book i read a lot.

  41. November 7th, 2011 / 8:10 am Dieradical—

      i liked that thacker book too. dark.

  42. November 7th, 2011 / 12:17 pm Adam Goetz—

      it’s almost like you’re screaming from the grandstand for the dead horse you’ve bet on to win while you have its legs propped up in the seat next to you while simultaneously yelling “see how awesome i am?” which is interesting. but it’s just that same ol’c****e and you’re jamming it between my toes and licking at it through some sort of glitter covered dental dam. 

      All i left with is the option to sick-up on you from on high. *makes it rain sick*

  43. November 7th, 2011 / 1:11 pm M. Kitchell—

      i can’t figure out what you have asterik’d out, what word “ol’c****e” is and it’s bothering me.

      anyway, assuming this is some sort of postured “check out how awesome decadence is” is both missing the point and presupposing that anything mentioned above has really happened to me, so i guess i’ll just take a new approach next time.

  44. November 7th, 2011 / 4:27 pm deadgod—

      cockshite?  cuntspittle?  cdogtesticlehairintheteethe?

      copaceticisme?